i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.
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if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep
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I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever
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Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol
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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness
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why do you think it's so common for writers to insert themselves into their stories?
I don't know.
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
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