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animated a krusie moment... can't believe this is a real scene that happens
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English has different words for mouse and rat but in Chinese they're both the same creature (laoshu) so I asked my mom well how do you differentiate between mice and rats. She, clearly having never felt the need to do so, was like uhh big laoshu and little laoshu I guess. Then I went online to see how the difference between (the English words) "mouse" and "rat" was being explained to CN->EN learners and there are numerous articles delving deep into the analysis. Bigger vs smaller, indoors vs outdoors, cute and favorable connotations vs evil and ugly, tail length, fear factor, emphasis on the fact that you cannot call it a "computer rat." Much thought is being expended on this little mystery of the English language
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very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety
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I want to own a house and have a garden in the back and a fruit tree in front and I want to tell the neighborhood kids that they can come pick the fruits when they want as long as they leave some for others, and I want to host dinners for friends and make too much food and make everyone go home with some leftovers, and I want to grow vegetables in my garden and beg my neighbors to take all this zucchini off my hands or I'll have to eat zucchini for every meal for the next few months, and I want to give and feed and love but I need more goddamn money first
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Protect Banon!
(we don't have any eye drops in our inventory)
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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Sometimes I forget not everyone has common house geckos as pests
The fact that some people just have Lizards casually running around and showing up in their houses is honestly insane to me. I don't think I could ever be normal about House Lizards
#man that story is wild#reminds me a bit of the story of how there are invasive raccoons in japan#there once was a raccoon in an anime and people were like#that's so cute we need pet raccoons#and so they just got some#because biosecurity is fake
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THE HEARTACHE OF CHAOS - INFECTION AU Harmony Status :
We found a few...except. For one. We need to get a hold of the harmony stones and fast! Or atleast a cockatrice, I don't know how much longer the others can take the madness, it needs to be stopped, one way or another.
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“apothecary diaries is a romance” “apothecary diaries is a court drama” wrong. jinshi’s apothecary diaries is a first love romance and maomao’s is a workplace drama. her biggest problem is being fired via execution and his is falling behind on work worrying she’s taking the wrong man home
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Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor
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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big
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