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the monsters of team Japan and their trainer…

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Karasuno

-Daichi: doesnt dance but does that thing dads do where they tap their foot to the beat and nod

-Suga: dances like a drunk mom at a fleetwood mac concert. No i will not explain.

-Hinata: Mostly jumping and fist pumping, never grew out of the moved he used when the black eyed peas were playing at his middle school dance

-Kags: Refuses to dance at first but eventually can be convinced. He has a DEADLY sprinkler move so give this man some space.

-Nishinoya: BREAK DANCE BREAK DANCE BREAK DANCE. This man is what happens when a hurricane and a beyblade collide. Its so fast!! Its so furious!!! Mama come get that man!!!

Shiratorizawa:

Ushi: Similar to Daichi except he only nods and the rest of his body is completely still. He is unnerving to dance around. Like a boogie black hole where good grooves go to die.

Tendou: Dances like a swedish college student on acid at a rave. All limbs, no logic.

Goshiki: Like an elementary school boy in a mosh pit. So much rage and so little to level it at aside from the C+ he got on his math test. Stomps too much and keeps yellinh for them to play Papa Roach.

Aoba Johsai:

Oikawa: He learned the entire choreography to Ushers “Scream” and now only knows how to use those specific moves. To be fair they are incredibly groovy for the first 6 minutes. Then its just like watching reruns.

Iwaizumi: Probs the best dancer out of all these mfs. He took a lot of dance classes as a kid and had an obsession with breakdancing as a middle schooler. Man is a dance MACHINE and at some point in the night WILL be in the middle of a dance circle doing that thing where u spin on ur head. 

Kunimi: Prefers to be leaning against someone and just kind of swaying to the beat. Touch starved mf. 

Nekoma:

Kuroo: loves doing the robot and isolation moves. His dance skill is a solid 7 but his confidence makes it a 9. Makes exaggerated faces while he dances so ur never sure if hes doing a dance move as a joke or not. 

Kenma: Just kind of grooves in place. Is on his phone the entire time and would definitely rather not be dancing at all. Lots of shoulder work. He has a good sense of rhythm tho.

Yaku: A category 7 hurricane on the dancefloor. Spinning, fists flying, head banging, man is fully lost to the music. SCREAMS the lyrics and looks so angry but hes having the time of his life. Zero sense of rhythm. 

Fukurodani:

Bokuto: just jumps a lot. When he gets tired of jumping he repeatedly tries to do a really shitty moonwalk. 

Akaashi: Just grooves man. Moves like an ocean wave trapped in a mans body, smooth n easy baby.

Others:

Atsumu: 2012 Justin Beiber lookin ass. Head nodding, isolations, does that thing where you cross your feet and spin around. Keeps the energy up but only if you can handle the embarassment of dancing with a dude who looks like hes auditioning for a Kidz Bop music video.

Osamu: similair to his brother inthat its outdated, but his artist of choice is early 2000s Usher. Hip thrusts galore, some mediocre break dancing, sprinkle in some outdated footwork and you have a party!! Isnt too great to dance with because he keeps performing like hes on a one man stage, there is no room for distractions such as you on his rise to the top.

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❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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march 1st.

happy mattsun day!

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hello handsome

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iwaizumi is definitely the ‘wear anything you want babe, i can fight’ type of boyfriend. and you KNOW he means it—like cmon, look at his arms, that boy knows how to land his punches.

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PRO!HQ BOYS READING MEAN TWEETS

characters: msby, schweiden adlers & oikawa

this is a joke :) & kinda suggestive?

ATSUMU: “Atsumu Miya’s hair looks like a strand of hair that fell out of my bleached asshole” he puts the phone down, a tight smile on his face. He laughs it off, but the pain in his eyes is unmistakable to you, he’d whine to you about it later when he comes home. And you’d be forced to rake your fingers through said hair as he voices his insecurity that would always be brought up by his teammates. Even on the internet, especially on the internet, he couldn’t escape it.

BOKUTO: “My parents told me that you can’t please everyone. But that’s not true, everyone likes Bokuto Koutarou. And I hate him for that.” He looks up into the camera, a sheepish grin on his face, “this is good, right?” He’s not too sure. The rest of his teammates are however; no one could actually hate Bokuto Koutarou. The rest of his teammates also look on in jealousy, even Sakusa, and wish they were the one to receive virtually no hate.

SAKUSA: “Sakusa Kiyoomi has no right being such a clean-freak when his hair looks that greasy.” Sakusa looks straight into the camera, everyone knows his hair is perfect. Neither greasy nor dry, and super soft too, and he knows this. He speaks with a monotone voice, his face deadpan, “we both know that’s not true. You’re doing yourself a disservice here by lying publicly. Well done!” And he finishes with a sarcastic smile.

HINATA: “It’s so irritating how smiley Hinata is. It makes me want to break him. Try to see how long he’s able to keep that smile up.” Hinata laughs, his voice full of mirth and surprise. “What!” He exclaims “well that’s no good, I’ll try to break you with my happiness!”. And it would probably pain the Twitter user that Hinata did in fact, receive the hate with another smile.

USHIJIMA: “Ushijima would be so much hotter if he actually talked. I can’t tell if I’m watching a dead lamb being interviewed, or a human being.” Ushijima nods, it’s clear he’s taking in the message like it’s advice. “I’ll reflect on that for you,” he says, however only you manage to notice the way his left lip turns up ever-so-slightly. He’s only human after all, he appreciates a good old mean (yet funny) comment.

KAGEYAMA: Kageyama reads, “Kageyama Tobio, how does it feel being the second best setter in Japan”. He looks up with a dumb smile on his face, one that looks half like a grimace so it seems the words might actually hit home a little. “Thanks, user @/atsumu! Yes, I agree with you, why were you even born!” Atsumu later takes to Twitter again after seeing that tweet, furiously typing as his fans just sat back and watched the tirade unfold. [ refers to the first manga panel! ]

HOSHIUMI: “Hoshiumi Kourai needs to shut his mouth. Someone zip tie it. Please.” Hoshiumi gasps dramatically, “my mouth is one of my best features! I can do many things with it,” and then he winks at the camera. Who knew the white-haired male could be such a tease!

OIKAWA: Oikawa sits on his chair, his foot propped up and one hand coming to rest on the opposite shoulder. “Someone tell Oikawa Tooru he is not that hot. His body is not it. It’s burning my eyes,” he chuckles and retorts back. “That’s not what your mother was saying last night,” and smirks a little to himself.

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annoying - atsumu x reader

summary: atsumu can’t sleep, and omg he’s annoying

The room was pitch black, except for the digital clock which glowed a dull blue. Atsumu had been tossing and turning for about an hour, and it was driving you absolutely insane. After hearing him sigh for the 300th time, you peeked an eye open and saw the time; 2:47 AM. He sighed again, but louder this time. You wanted to pound your head against the wall. 

“’Tsumu?” you mumbled.

“Yes, love?”

“Shut the hell up.”

He whined, “babyyyyyy, I can’t sleep.”

Your brain was struggling to understand what that had to do with you, but nevertheless you rolled over and looked at him. You could see his face clearly, thanks to the moonlight, he was wide awake. 

“Why don’t you go watch TV or something?”

“Because I wanna be with youuuu,” he answered, snaking his arms around your waist.

You rolled your eyes in response, and started to climb out of the bed. Atsumu sat up, confused.

“Where are you going?”

You didn’t answer. You just grabbed his hand and started dragging him into the kitchen. He stood behind you, silent for the first time in hours, and watched as you made two cups of tea. You sat a mug in front of him and kept the other one in your grasp, taking a sip of the comforting beverage. Neither of you said anything. You just stood at the counter, sipping your tea while Atsumu ran his thumb over the back of your hand. 

After a while the mugs were empty, but Atsumu’s heart was full as he stifled a yawn. 

“Are you ready for bed now, you big baby?” you asked him, already walking back to the bedroom. He caught you by the waist and planted a soft kiss on your lips. Resting his forehead against yours, he mumbled, “I love you, a lot.”

“I love you too, even if you are annoying,” you whispered back, patting his cheek.

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all i can think abt is how much i wanna absolutely annihilate endeavor and mineta

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daichi was the kid who purposely let you tag him while you were ‘it’ if he saw you struggling to catch anyone. he’d run up to you with his arm already outstretched so you could smack it before he bolted after the nearest person

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𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐀 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐃 ;

an: i feel like ushijima would have / adopt at least two kids, so these hcs include him and his s/o with two kids. mainly because he grew up as on only child, so he might not want his kid to feel alone.

-he spoils his kids, but knows where to draw the line. doesn’t offer them everything they want, but does his best to satisfy a majority of their demands. when he says no, it’s a NO. there’s no going back from the decision. doe eyes don’t work on him, like AT ALL. but sometimes, just sometimes, when his kids look at him all doe eyed and innocent, on the verge of tears, he lets his guard down and ends up getting them almost everything they want, because why not.

-he makes sure to save enough time to spend with his kids. as a professional volleyball player, he has a crammed schedule, but somehow makes it work. asks his coach to be lenient with him. all his free time, at least a vast majority of it is invested in the kids. he doesn’t want his kids to feel ignored by their father. they understand his profession but he never uses it as an excuse to be a lousy father. volleyball is important to him, of course, but his kids are above his passion for the game, and will always be his top priority. will NEVER neglect them for the purpose of the game.

-he plays volleyball with his kids on weekends, and on days when he has enough time to. teaches them about the game if they would like to learn more about it. if they don’t want to play volleyball, he tries playing the sport of their choice. will never force his kids to try out volleyball because it’s his passion. spends his free time learning about the basics of the sports his kids like.

-won’t be sad if his kids don’t have the same love for volleyball as he does. he’s happy as long as his kids are content with the sport they’ve taken an interest in. invests into helping them improve their skillset in the sport. buys them equipment and what not. tries attending all their games. people are befuddled when they look at the usually emotionless ushijima wakatoshi smiling and cheering for his kids’ victory.

-every time he travels for an away game, makes sure he returns home with enough gifts for the kids. he isn’t the best at picking gifts, and he doesn’t understand a lot about why he needs to buy them stuff every time he’s away, but you and his teammates insist, so he ends up buying a lot more than what is needed. often always asks hoshiumi or romero for help. they take him to local stores and pick out things his kids would love. sometimes calls you up to ask what he should buy.

(once ended up buying tacky souvenirs for his kids when he didn’t consult anybody for help. now they’re stacked up on the shelf in your living room collecting dust.)

-when he’s away from home, which is very often, he video calls his kids every night to check up on them. never misses. not a single night goes without an interaction between him and his kids. asks them about their day at school / home. tells them about his game. if they just so happened to watch him on television, they always praise his game whether they understood anything or not.

(even when he isn’t away from home, he always checks up on his kids at the end of the day. sometimes he calls them up after they return from school. asks them what they had for lunch and what happened at school. they love talking to their dad.)

-he tries his level best to attend the events held by their school. if he cannot attend them himself, makes sure to ask his kids to click enough pictures so he can save them to his photo gallery later on. will tell them to narrate their experience and their favourite parts from the event. if he does go there himself, will click pictures himself. tries his best to meld in and spark a conversation with fellow parents for the sake of his kids. if you aren’t tagging along for whatever reason, he forwards you the pictures he’s clicked, every two minutes or so. your phone doesn’t stop chiming at the notifications. absolutely adorable thing to do on his behalf.

-cooks his kids hayashi rice on weekends and on his days off practice. it’s the ONLY thing he knows to cook. if his kids don’t want to have hayashi rice and end up asking for something else to eat, will holler you. you help him cook food for your kids. it’s fun to watch ushijima concentrate so much on something that doesn’t involve spiking balls. if you’re away for work, he looks up recipes on YouTube and tries to follow through, or connects a call to tendou (the ultimate saviour in this case), or just apologises and drives his kids to the restaurant of their choice.

-when he knows he has a day off, asks hoshiumi to buy him tickets to the amusement park. drives his kids to the park. takes part in as many rides as he can. if he happens to come across a photo booth, clicks thousand pictures with his kids. featuring his iconic smile. literally. will ask his kids to pose with the park mascots. again, forwards you the pictures he’s clicked, every two minutes or so.

(sometimes his teammates and their kids, if any, tag along too.)

-often takes his kids shopping to the local mall, or for a movie, or to an arcade. calls you up for your approval of the outfits he selects for the kids. tries to play games in the arcade, but fails to effectively do so. watches the movie with utmost concentration. will totally lose a kid in the crowd and panic over it, but really, with his expression and towering figure, no one will be able to tell. ends up finding the kid soon enough before he needs to call you up.

-now, we all know this man isn’t the best at using social media platforms. most probably only has an instagram account because tendou (dominantly), hoshiumi or hinata forced him to make one. though not the best user, posts a lot of pictures of the kids. asks hoshiumi for help with the process and the captions. because let’s be honest, tendou is miles away in france, and kageyama is just as clueless as ushijima is. his feed is full of his little munchkins. there’s hardly any pictures of himself. it’s mostly just candid or planned photos of you and the kids. the fans go crazy over his posts featuring the kids.

-buys his kids tickets for his games held in the city. you take them to watch their father in action. looks for his kids in the stands before the game begins. when he spots you, will wave at you, and send you guys a flying kiss. the kids catch it and return it. the kids and you have copies of his national team and his adlers jersey. you show up wearing those to the game. the kids cheer for their father all the time, and sometimes for uncle tobio and uncle korai too. after the game is over, and he’s done freshening up, the first thing he does is to run to greet his little ones. calls them and you his good luck charms for the games. throughout the game, keeps looking at the stands, but makes sure he doesn’t get distracted. he needs to give his best. after all his kids are watching him.

-he’s a strict dad, but he never oversteps his boundary. the kids made a mistake? it’s alright, everybody makes mistakes, no big deal. doesn’t yell at his kids or hit them, no matter what. when they don’t understand, he tells them where they went wrong and asks them not to repeat the mistake again. if they do happen to understand their mistake, asks them why they did what they did. he isn’t rude to them, instead, he’s very patient and tries to understand their reasons. since his kids know he won’t shun them, they try their best to be good kids and never make mistakes. the kids come clean to him in case they mess up. is the good cop between the two of you.

-he isn’t the sharpest tool in the box, never was to begin with, but helps the kids with their homework when they need his help, or when you aren’t around to tend to their needs. even in general, he’s always keeping tabs on their academics. if he feels like they’re slacking off, will ask them if there’s any particular reason to it. if there is, will totally help them out. if there isn’t, will motivate them to perform better. will check on their homework at the end of the day. if they’re yet to do it, will stay up with them if they would like his company. will call you or shirabu (if you don’t answer - guy’s a med student, whatcha expect), if he feels lost while helping the kids with their schoolwork. will look for tutorials and stuff online if neither you nor shirabu are available.

soft dad ushijima. that’s it. that’s the post.

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Haikyuu!! + (౦_౦)

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the shiratorizawa volleyball club taking a break from their sweaty practice as their captain ushiwaka stalks away to discuss with the coach, they watch the campus couples eat lunch next to each other on the football field as the team drink their water and munch on their plain canteen sandwiches getting immensely envious. the team talks about how nice it would be to fall in love to wondering who would be the first in the team to get married. goshiki earns a small smack on the top of his head from a red flustered shirabu when he suggests the older boy. the fun bickering and imagining goes on and smoothly until their captain walks in and asks them what they're all laughing about.

“nothin’ to concern yourself about, bro.” tendou tells him as he hooks an arm around ushijima's neck and pulls the tall stoic boy down to start with his own canteen sandwich.

yes, they all look at each other, knowingly. this one's not going to fall in love with a someone.

and before they know it, they're watching

you and ushijima.

they're watching you shyly approaching their big friend, tugging at the end of his shirt, offering to help him with the discussion he missed.

they're watching ushijima shoot balls of thank you notes to his trash bin. they're all the same but he said he wants it to be perfect. whatever that means.

they're watching you after new year's at the temple, unwrapping your own scarf and wrapping it around ushijima's neck. all on your tippy toes and him slightly bent down to your height, dark eyes peering at your focused ones. “athletes shouldn't get cold.” they hear you tell him before you walk away with your friends.

they're watching ushijima stand beside you just to talk about anything under the sun before the next bell rings. you twirl a strand of your hair and ushijima's hand finds itself rubbing the back of his head. you and ushijima are in your own world.

they're watching ushijima look up or read things he doesn't usually take interest in. after all, volleyball is the only thing in his mind. but here he is, sitting on the floor with his nose buried on your favorite book. oh, and there's a pretty bento box beside him.

it's graduation and they're watching ushijima carry you up by the waist and twirl you around, proud of this new milestone. you're still carried up when you wrap your arms around his neck and kiss his cheek, making the boy slowly lower you down brain probably malfunctioning.

they're sitting beside you, watching ushijima and the schweiden adlers from the bleachers. they watch you shake your handmade pompoms and scream the four words that fly to him like a gust of sakura wind. i love you, ushijima.

he kisses you in front of the whole world.

they're watching ushijima gawk at the picture of you on his phone, smiling with glee. they've never seen his eyes go soft like that or his lips curve that prettily.

they're watching the both of you walk in front of them, hands laced together. it's a hot summer morning but you two walk close together. when your hands finally separate, something from your fingers catches the sunlight and hits the gaze of semi. it's a ring. a really pretty ring.

it was an honor to sing for the both of you.

now, it's a sunday brunch with you and ushijima in your residence. the both of you sometimes invite the old team and good friends of ushijima to catch up with time and memories. as the former shiratorizawa volleyball club sits on the freshly trimmed grass of the backyard to rest from the hearty meal and dessert, they watch you and ushijima fix and clean the table. the both of you work like pieces that fit, in unison— he collects the plates and the silverware while you wipe the table clean with the dishrag. you hum something then they watch ushijima mutter something, it makes you laugh. ushijima wraps one arm around your waist and presses a tender kiss on your cheek. then in your forehead and on your other cheek, then your lips. the couple's eyes close and their lips smile. ushijima and you finally go back to the cleaning job.

everyone realizes one thing.

tendou voices it out, there's a happy gleam in his eyes, “man, we were wrong. wakatsohi fell in love.”

and they watched him rise in love with you.

© marilags, do not modify or repost.

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Nishinoya: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.

Narita: So it wasn't you?

Nishinoya: No, it was. I'm just offended.

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bathtime with karasuno ~

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atsumu’s smile!