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Seven: Hewwo.

Haunted: Hihiiiiii!

Addanc: Greetings, Humans.

App: Three kinds of people.

M: I want pudding.

Seven: Four kinds of people.

Red: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

App: Five kinds of people.

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Seven: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Addanc: >:O language

Haunted: Yeah watch your fucking language

M: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HAUNTED THE FUCK WORD?

Red: 'The fuck word'.

App: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Seven: Oh my god they censored it

Red: Say fuck, App.

Seven: Do it, App. Say fuck.

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M, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Addanc: Hey.

Red: Hi.

Seven: Hello.

Haunted: Hey!

M: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Seven: We were out of Doritos.

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More coming soon

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Viorel (AstroNindroid) and Parr (Parasite) have extreme sibling bond

The sibling bond where they love each other more than they bicker

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Hnmmm

How's it hanging?

(For me. Exhausted)

A: Uh. I’m new here. I guess everything is fine. This is weird though.

7: Don’t worry. You’ll fit right in.

A: I do have a question.

Apprentice is being hugged by Haunted.

A: Why is he hugging me?

7: Oh, Haunted likes to hug Kais’ he hasn’t met before

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If there are people who are still here

Can you guys send asks to either me or the Kais’ please?

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Red: SEVEN YOU BTCH!

7: WHAT DID I DO!?

Red: DON’T LIE TO ME, YOU CHEATED!

7: HOW THE FCK DID I CHEAT!? WE’RE PLAYING MONOPOLY!

Addanc: There are many ways to cheat.

Red: I HATE YOU!

7: OH YEAH? GET IN LINE, BTCH. YOU AINT SPECIAL!

M: Seven. Give Red his money. You landed on his property.

7: NO! I AINT GIVING HIM EVEN A PENNY!

Red: YOU HAVE NO SAY, PAY UP MONEY THIEF BTCH!

Addanc: Why are we yelling.

M: HEY, YOU SHUT UP! YOU DON’T GET A SAY AFTER STEALING MY HAT!

Addanc: ITS A FCKING GAME MINI-FIGURE!

Sen: I am banning monopoly in this house.

Red, Megamind, Addanc, and Seven freeze. Haunted lifts his head up from drawing.

Sen: Boys. We have a new member today. Meet Apprentice Kai.

A: Uh, hi.

Sen: He is Garmadon’s pupil in his world instead of Wu’s. He is also considered evil in his world, so I thought you five were good to show him around.

7: :O We get a new baby bro!

A: What?

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Kai angst month is tomorrow

Heeheeheehee

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Parasite and AstroNindroid

One is a willing test experiment, and one is a robot built out of guilt

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I am back

This is gonna be less of an ask blog now and more of an “Kai au crossover interactions”

You guys can still ask questions to me or the guys if you feel like it

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Addanc: Someone at least appreciate my charms-

Red: Ssssshut up. You bssssstard.

Someone finds Addanc hot. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(from discord group full of amazing people)

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Who’s the most volatile out of all the Kai’s? Who can you not leave alone with a can of febreeze?

???: What, am I not apart of the villain family?

Red: STAY THE FCK AWAY YOU EVIL BSTARD

(Did I use this ask as an excuse to show my second evil kai au created? Yes I did)

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Hello, is it okay if you guts sent some asks?

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There must be like.... zero hot sauce left for you guys. You probably don’t need to pay for heating either lucky. Summers must be a pain tho, how do y’all cope?

Sen: Seasons don’t really exist in this area. We don’t really have to pay for anything. Also, what do you mean by hot sauce?

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Are y'all good? On a scale of 1 to dead inside

Pop: [In this form, I’m dead inside]

M: I have an identity crisis.

7: I would say I’m dead inside like I was raise to be by Uncle Chen and Uncle Clouse.

T: I’m alone on Ninjago island, of course I’m dead inside.

AK: I feel uncomfortable with this question.

Parr: I don’t. I died a long time ago and was used to become a parasite.

Red: I was abandoned by my sister. If that doesn’t scream dead inside, I don’t know what does.

Snek: I’m afraid to admit I’m dead inside.

Haunted: ?

Sen: FSM you all need to get some therapy.

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(I’m too lazy to draw this now, but this a note for me to draw later).

7: Hey Gramps, I got a question for ya.

Sen: Okay, what is it?

7: You switched places with Garmadon and you both got cured from the evil at some point right, right?

Sen: From the orginal, yes. And we were both cured from the Devourer bite.

7: Okay, so if people called Garmadon Garmadad when he was good, do we call you Kpop?

Sen: Wheezes and laughs 

(It’s FUNNY also I’m kind of tired still)

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So, how exactly does this... Kai void(?) work?

M: Camera is dead again, and sorry for the late response.

The void we’re in, according to research, is a blank zone. There are possibly thousands of blank zones for each separate “fandom”, whatever that means. Like...The two strange skeletons who look like each other but also fight about the aus in their world. I have a theory of how this might work.

This blank zone is an endless void of white. But, in this void, if you have the right mindset and imagination, you can create anything. Like the house. Though...no one knows who made the house appear. 

BUT

This void and the other versions of us prove that there are more universes. Hell, we might not be the only ones.

...Actually, 7 does sometimes-

7: Look at what I found-

M: I swear to FSM if you brought another person from another universe, you are in so much trouble.

7:...

M: 7.

7: *starts running*

M: 7!!!

T: Also, the void seems to follow time in Ninjago. For example, Wolf.

Wolf: Um.

Wolf: Hi.

T: You askers will understand when Pad comes back.

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Good morning

Ask box is still open!