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sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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This heat

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a Kodan showing off her garden!

harvest plots, lowland shore

gw2 art brought to you by arenanet!

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"Good Morning, Rose"

My short story for the wlw anthology GLIMM*R!

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Wet Beast Wednesday

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“If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more” is such a beautiful, profound, and real quote that you’d think it came from 1970s spirk fanfiction but it was actually written by Jane Austen

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add yours!

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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The best advice i can give any creator is do it before you're good at it, do it BEFORE you're happy, do it while you suck, do it while you're doubting yourself and get stuck the fuck in, because waiting around to be "good enough" is a motherfucking trap of the highest degree. You'll get good along the way and better after ever project is complete. Remember, this is the greatest thing you've ever created, and then you'll do something else. You're only ever gonna get better, but not if you stand still.

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'A golden ram and a stone lion, unearthed from a tomb at the ancient archaeological site of Gonur Depe in Turkmenistan, dating back to 2400-1600 BC.'

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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Tom Cardy: Perception check

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internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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Any day now

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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.