kakairuprobably

[kakairuprobably]

[kakairu after a fight]

Kakashi : what's for lunch?

Iruka : food

Kakashi : no, i mean, what are we having?

Iruka : an unwanted conversation

[kakairuprobably]

Kakashi : *drunk* Iruka is such a cutie I love him so much

Kakashi : I wanna protect him forever

Kakashi : Don't tell Iruka, okay?

Iruka : ehm…

Kakashi : PROMISE ME YOU WON’T TELL IRUKA THAT I LOVE HIM!!

Iruka : okay okay I promise

[kakairuprobably]

Kakashi : what? I don't like Iruka . I don't even like guys

Iruka [entering the room] : Kakashi-

Kakashi : yes honey?

Kakashi : I meant homie

Kakashi : shit

[kakairuprobably]

Kakashi : i think we should adopt another kid

Iruka : no

Kakashi : why?

Iruka : we already have naruto, and also because by 'kid" you mean 'dog" and we already have 8 of them

Kakashi : actually *unzips iacket* 9

[kakairuprobably]

Judge: is it true Naruto, that you hit Kakashi with rasengan?

Naruto : yes.

Judge: according to a witness, it was because “he was flirting with Iruka sensei” ?

Naruto : yes.

Judge: and you did it multiple times?

Naruto [leaning into the mic]: Hell Yes.

[kakairuprobably]

[Kakairu with naruto as their child, probably]

Naruto : Jiraiya told me that BDSM stands for Boys Don't Sound Mean and I understand that.

Kakashi : Well...

Iruka : Don't you dare.

[kakairuprobably]

Iruka : look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth

Kakashi : no man can look at you and be straight

[kakairuprobably]

Kakashi : I love you.

Iruka : I love me too.

Kakashi : No, I meant-

Iruka : I know what you meant. But your opinion doesn't matter.

[kakairuprobably]

Kakashi : In case you don’t know, I’m gay

Iruka : that I didn’t know, i just thought you were being a pervert

Kakashi : How does me checking out your ass makes me a pervert?

Iruka :

Kakashi : never mind, I heard it

[kakairuprobably]

Iruka : I love Kakashi and Naruto equally.

Asuma : someone set your house on fire

Iruka : OMG IS NARUTO OKAY?

[kakairuprobably]

Iruka : I love Kakashi and Naruto equally.

Asuma : someone set your house on fire

Iruka : OMG IS NARUTO OKAY?

[kakairuprobably]

🙌🙌🙌

Kakashi : Thank you for inviting me in to your house

Iruka : I didn't. You just walked in and started talking

Kakashi : Look, I don't have time for a history lesson. If this is how you treat me, i’ll have to rethink our relationship

Iruka : Since when were we in a relationship?

Kakashi : Since now

[kakairuprobably]

Kakashi : Thank you for inviting me in to your house

Iruka : I didn't. You just walked in and started talking

Kakashi : Look, I don't have time for a history lesson. If this is how you treat me, i’ll have to rethink our relationship

Iruka : Since when were we in a relationship?

Kakashi : Since now

[kakairuprobably]

Iruka : You’re the most jealous man I’ve known!!

Kakashi :

Kakashi : You know other man?

[kakairuprobably]

Kakashi : Are you alright? You didn’t stay up the whole night just to grade again right?.

Iruka : pfft no! I got a solid eight minutes.

Kakashi :

Iruka : well, not consecutively but still, I'm fine

Iruka : you're not even that blurry right now

[kakairuprobably]

[Kakairu with naruto as their child, probably]

Naruto : Sensei, can I go to the store and get ice cream?

Kakashi : why? what did Iruka say?

Naruto: he said no

Kakashi : then why should I let you?

Naruto : he's not the boss of you.

Kakashi , internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a t-

[kakairuprobably]

Kakashi : I'm not gay if I wanna date Iruka like bros, right?

Asuma : I'm no expert but that does sound kinda gay

Gai : I'm an expert. That's gay.