#incorrect naruto quotes

[sawiet]

sasuke before meeting with naruto: does this outfit make me look gay?

suigetsu: ummm no?

sasuke: oh shit, i will have to change.

[sasukesakura7]

Sai: the sun rising in the morning is my favorite sight. What’s yours Naruto ?

Naruto: definitely RAMEN !!!

Sai: of course… and yours Sasuke?

Sasuke: Sakura on top

Naruto:

Sai:

[skykashi]

Based on this post

[dark-elf-writes]

Kakashi, carrying his very small very tired genin home after a long day of training: this will in no way set a precedent :)

The sixth Hokage, carrying his very adult very tired war heroes home after a long day of training: I sure fucking played myself didn’t I?

[coockie8]

Sasuke: What is your type!? Naruto: Black hair, pale, brooding. Vengeance on the brain. Sasuke, frantically trying to keep Naruto from bleeding out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, YOU MORON!! Naruto: Oh. Red.

[forumjutsu]

Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?

Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.

Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute

[nonoel-28]

Ino: Is Shikadai awake yet?

Temari: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon.

Ino: And where's Shikamaru?

Temari: I said it's still nap time.

[reineydraws]

commission comic i did for @hesmiledlikeaweatherman ✨️✨️ it's been so long since i drew the sand sibs and this made me so happy to draw haha :')

commission info here!

[kazuha-pista-badam]

kakashi the type of person to blush when you guys accidentally touch hands bcs he's so fucking touch starved

[blooming-water-roses]

Memes of the Nart Lomls (ship coded)

[wifeofkakashihatake]

Hinata: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Naruto: Um...Neat. *later* Naruto, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Sasuke. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Sasuke, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Naruto. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sakura confessed her love for me? Naruto: Didn't you thank her? Sasuke: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.

[kimjun]

*getting ready for a date*

Itachi: try not to sound too desperate

Sasuke: ok

*later*

yn: i love this restaurant

Sasuke: Haha, I love you too

[ace-shikamaru-quotes]

Shikamaru: A part of Asuma will always live on in me

Choji: What part?

Shikamaru: Shitty facial hair and a nicotine addiction

Ino: Those could come from Shikaku too, you know…

Shikamaru: Fuck

[sheikahwarriork]

Iruka: Kakashi-sama!

Kakashi: drop the sama

Iruka: you still call me "sensei" tho...

Kakashi: you'd like to be called by your name by me? are we this close, Iruka?

Iruka: ...are we, Kakashi?

Kakashi: *gay panic inside* if you'd let me

Iruka: *gay panic inside* come pick me up at 8 pm

[boringsickness]

Iruka: will you ever write a good mission report?

kakashi: na-ah

iruka: the fuck you mean 'na-ah'?

[whatacatch]