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On writing sexual tension
⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??
⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.
⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”
⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.
⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??
⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken
⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.
⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)
⊹ ���accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.
⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.
⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips
⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.
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I'm curious, for everyone that calls themselves a multi shipper what do you actually mean by that?
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*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
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I will no longer be able to read your name normally...
I'm going to be honest, I read your blog name sometimes as totally-not-a-femboy
Get out.
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People who call Bernard a Twink need to remember this chart exists for a reason.

I think Bernard /at least/ deserves to be considered a closer to the hunk side. Or look at this more vocabulary involved diagram-

If anything he's at most a Twunk
an angel loses it's wings every time bernard is called a twink
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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Please... Please let the poly ship win! It's the best of all worlds!
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Okay but like in my headcannon Bernard is a biophysicist.
Like, let him be a little weirdo that knows but doesn't say anything about Tim's work. Let him look over his shoulder without Tim realizing it and drop some weird fact that just so happens to help with a case (not just about biology but like he follows a lead for Tim and just randomly mentions a fun fact or story at dinner/on a date)
Let him call up Steph to talk medical garbage just cause. Let him be a normal citizen yeah, but like... he lives in Gotham. He's "normal" enough.
Bernard used to be a citizen detective that did a lot of ethically questionable things to gather evidence. it’s how he always seems to know a guy
now he’s chilled out though, only occasionally leaking an IP address on twitter or leaving a tip to the GCPD when a crime would endanger the safety of Tim
when Tim asks Bernard about it though he always stays really vague about it and when questioned about how he even learnt to do some of the shit he does he js says something about reddit, youtube tutorials and knowing a guy
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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
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Tim Drake has a METROPOLIS BF!?
To the people of Gotham, people have seen it all finally it has happened Tim Drake is dating that jock in a leather jacket from Metropolis, you know the kid Lex Lutho,r has, him. Conner I believe his name is.
Rumor has it they were seen watching the stars, or eating together at a cafe doing very aesthetic and domestic things together. It's disgustingly cute like I'm a bit too single for this. All though no one has seen them kiss or do anything very romantic I am 100% sure they are dating. l mean Conner had his arm around Tim's shoulder and they sat and stood a little bit too close to each other for it to be platonic.
But there is another rumor that Tim is talking to a nerd blonde head here in Gotham and they have been spotted sitting together at BatBurger(the best burger joint ever, my favorite meal is the Robin nuggets with a Two-Face sandwich) but back on the topic at hand some people even have bet and have to bug the Wayne's in interviews and on the bird app about to sadly zero response. Hopefully, we can get an answer soon since it's killing me like fear toxin.
Your Loyal Journalist,
Gotham Rumors
#alternatively#he's dating both#and they're enjoying confusing the hell out of Gotham media#<prev tags#timbern#timkon#timberkon
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So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.
AI art bros are big mad about it.
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my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more pionts in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!
the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.
and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!
hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!
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Jon is the more possessive one of the two, like I have this idea that if he were to find out about Raven (like not in a dating sense, just in a bestie way) or Nika (again not in a dating sense, I see Nika as a flirt that is and isn't intrested in Dami) and Jon just randomly and unconsciously grabbing Dami from behind and glaring at them
jondami nation what r ur fav jondami headcanons
#jondami#jonathan kent#damian wayne#super sons#damian meanwhile just doesn't care#(unless he genuinely doesn't like them#in fact he kinda likes it cause#1 jon gets embarrassed and apologetic about it bc he wants Damian to have friends and be happy#and 2 alot of the time it's towards people that Damian doesn't even want to talk to#Jon's his escape#I just... jon being possessive#sometimes to an unhealthy manner#and then feeling bad about it bc he's still nice#kills me#especially when Dami either returns some of the possessiveness or just lavishes in it
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