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every example of the "Mandela effect" ranges from mildly embarrassing for the people who buy into it (at best) to "this betrays a fundamental lack of attention to the world around you combined with profound egocentrism" (at worst) but nothing can ever top the titular example. a bunch of (white) people just assumed Nelson Mandela died in prison, and the best explanation they could come up with was that the fabric of reality itself had warped around them, leaving only themselves and other (white) people with their original memories. like. okay. im gonna Occam's Razor this bitch and say that actually everyone who bought into that is just racist

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off to my job as a speech therapist hope i don’t get musically tortured by two tap dancing homosexuals

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Dragons are extraordinarily good mimics, escaping human predation by disguising themselves as common airliners, some even going so far as to sport crude copies of carrier logos. This makes them difficult to track, though most sources agree that the dragon population is critically endangered.

While there has been some success with halting large-scale dragon hunting, conservationists are still concerned about a recent spate of crashes in otherwise healthy adults.

Given that dragons communicate via radio signals and that most crashes occur near military radar stations, it is theorized that the radar may be disorienting the dragons. Investigations are still ongoing.

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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Polyamorous drag queen named Poly Esther <send post>

lol, that’s terrible. I love it.

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every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

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you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

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Die temu ad die

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Are you a lesbian?

Bisexual but temporarily sworn off men

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mech pilot trainee who just flunked out of the program. she wasn’t supposed to be anything but a weapon and she couldn’t even do that right.

she doesn’t have anything. no house, no job, no car, no free will, no legal protections. her entire life down to the level of her brain has been organized around piloting a mech for years and now she doesn’t get to do that. she doesn’t know who she is and she doesn’t even know how to turn back on the higher level brain function that would let her try to answer that question.

she’s basically an empty shell that had a human being in it once. she eats and sleeps and uses the bathroom like a person, but her eyes are completely dead. now she just sits places, silently and unmoving, for hours at a time, waiting for orders she’ll never receive…

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Baby albino changyuraptor spooked by her own reflection, realizing that she's not like her other siblings.

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Bring the bunny to life...make it mortal... let it dread its impending doom... savor the chocolate body and chocolate soul alike...

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Bring the bunny to life...make it mortal... let it dread its impending doom... savor the chocolate body and chocolate soul alike...

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I will only forgive you if you venmo me $1

I just want to get a drink

where the hell are you going that the drinks cost a dollar

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

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i hate classes that try to make me be emotionally invested in them. "write about how this assignment changed your perspective and how you feel about the issue" im already so burnt out I can't feel anything but hatred about my classes. making me fake emotional investment in generic documentary/reading #732 is making the burnout worse