Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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I got the chance to road trip out to the path of totality! My phone camera didn’t do it justice, so I painted what I saw instead 🌞🌚
Here’s the photo I took and the sketch I made with my finger in the notes app while watching it happen 😆
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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”
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here's my holding out for a hero xenk edit <3
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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⚠️🚨 IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE LOCKED TOMB? ⛔☠️
LMAO: lyctorize me at once
OF: one flesh (one end)
TBH: try being haunted
WTF: weak thanergy, friend
SMH: siphon me harder
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I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again
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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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family gathering. playing monopoly. getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. i say what? he says esteemed colleagues. they merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly
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ezekiel 37 skeleton war in alecto......... please tamsyn i'm begging
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Knowledge is empowering
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