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[Filmed from inside a farm digger, with a herd of brown and white cows milling around it. On the screen is white text reading: 'Tried to dig out the pond because it dried up and the herd thinks I have hay.']

Farmer: So the cows think that I'm delivering hay, and I'm trying to deliver a fucking hole. Goddamnit, get away! No Oh my god figure it out! Ladies! It's like a zombie movie, I'm trying to dig!

[Zooms in on one cow]

Farmer: There's not anything! Stop!

[Cows mooing]

Farmer: What?

[Very loud moo]

Farmer: There's nothing! Oh my god, it's the entire herd. Guys! Guys, it's dirt! It's dirt!

[Digger drops a pile of dirt onto the ground in front of the cows]

Farmer: It's dirt! It's not hay! Go find the other grass– it's dirt!

[Focuses on cows inspecting the dirt and some rolling around in it]

Farmer: You know it's dirt!

[Focus on a brown and white cow at the front]

Farmer: Eclair! What in the absolute shit are you doing? What are you doing? What's that about? Its dirt!

[video ends and shows the tiktok logo]

@unpretty

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[Image ID: Two candy hearts beside each other on a black granite surface. The first, left side, is blue with red print text reading 'sweet as battery'. The second is pink, right side, with red print text reading 'your type of metal'. End ID]

It was a sweet tour. Thanks to everyone who came! #hesitantalien http://ift.tt/1LrzhCj

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Image ID: Screenshot of an anonymous tumblr ask reading "I'm Frank. Kill yourself". End ID]

I’m Frank and I’m gonna kill myself

Baby that's not what suicide baiting means

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[Image ID: tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) reading as a conversation:

boss: what is the problem

coworker: [pointing to me] that guy stole my thesaurus

me: he peddles falsehoods

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[Image ID: Screenshot of a Discord conversation between two users called Roland Steele and Joy. Conversation goes:

RS: Honestly the main advantage to owning our dog is when the wife starts commenting on various holes in the yard, I can just blame it on him.

J: what do you mean you can blame it on him

are you digging these holes

what are you looking for

RS: Most of the time I don't even realise I'm doing it.

J: you're like a little boy on the beach

your hormones haven't taught you what the call for the hole is yet

RS: You think so?

J: no you dipshit i'm making a very stupid joke what you're saying to me is not normal [End ID]

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

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[Image ID: A blue-eyed leucistic ball python coiled up on itself with it's head facing the camera. It appears to be sitting on somebody's hand. There is a small snake with a flower watermark in the bottom right corner. End ID]

It's Leliana's hatchday! She turned ten today :') Double digits baby! I adore her so much ❤️❤️🤍

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[Image ID: The Garfield "you are not immune to propaganda" meme with the word "propaganda" edited out and replaced so it reads "you are not immune to bioessentialism". End ID]

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

@ the cis women reblogging this: you do this to. this post is also about you. this post is not just about male comedians it is about gender essentialism in general

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[Image ID: Light mode screenshot of the start of an Instagram direct message with @gerardway. Text in the message box reads "remember when i died in your arms" beside a purple 'Send' button. End ID]

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[Image ID: Waist-up picture of Pete Wentz in Fall Out Boy onstage in Japan, 2023. He is standing in front of a microphone stand, holding the mic with one hand and the other over his chest. He is wearing a short-sleeved white t-shirt with a red logo and red trim around the sleeves and collar. His hair is long and blond, and his forearms are tattooed. End ID]

Malibu MILF Jesus for gay people

Praised be Our Lady 🙏

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i wrote a long reblog to that post about not writing IDs unless you know what you're talking about and while i was typing it the reblogs got turned off 😩 (i am pro people turning rbs off their posts btw, just annoying that it happened as i was writing a reply)

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peterick champion andy hurley

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this post aged like a fine wine

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not an ID but quick reminder:

same as subtitles, image descriptions/video transcriptions are there to be accurate. this means that if you're censoring swear words in your ID or transcript, you're making it worse for people using screenreaders to interact. if a picture on a post says "fuck you!" the ID needs to say "fuck you!". if video says "faggot" the transcript needs to say "faggot" as well. disabled people do not need things dumbed down or sterilized for them to understand. the point of image descriptions and transcripts is accessibility.

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[Image IDs: tags from tumblr user andoutofharm reblogging from pisshandkerchief. tags read: "#LITERALLY. #and the fact that pete is the one pushing patrick to talk more and have his piano time #and that this has always been The Thing with them (both of them were missing something that would make them The Frontman) #also. thinking about that one interview where patrick talked about how hard it was when pete was SHOVED into the spotlight #how it isolated him from the rest of them [the band] and they couldn't reach him. but patrick is IN his spotlight too now. #he's reached him. pete's not alone in the spotlight anymore. and he likes patrick being there. #its fine its fine its fine"

Second image is a screenshot of a reply to the above post from user everyloversgotalittledagger reading: "Can you two stop I cannot think about the implications of Patrick "you can be your own spotlight" stump and Pete "I carved out a place in this world for two but it's empty without you" Wentz" End IDs]

sorry I'm making this one its own post. because like

this is literally it. the spotlight found Pete naturally. he took it to protect his friends from it. he took it so they didn't have to. but the spotlight burns and it's lonely at the top. and after years of it just being Pete out there, taking everything that got thrown at him and laughing it off, Patrick's ready to step into that spotlight too. shoulder some of the burden so Pete doesn't have to do it alone. I'm fine

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[Image ID: Tags reading '#good stuff I love how dean's shirt is riding up to show his belly' End ID]

sending destiel fanart directly to your brain because adhd don’t want to draw. dean kiss cas

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[Video Transcript:

[Crowd cheers]

Patrick Stump: I'm standing in your spotlight now

Pete Wentz: I like it

Patrick: Literally

[cheers]

Pete: I like it

[both laugh]

Streamer, behind camera: aww

Pete: Two guys, one spotlight, uh–

[Crowd groans and laughs]

Audience member: No!

Pete: I'm not sure

Patrick [laughs]

Pete: I got a lot of adrenaline going on right now

Patrick: Yeah, I don't know if the-

Pete: Not thinking straight

Patrick: I don't know if we're honestly– [cut off, video ends]

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Additional ID under cut

ID: Video is filmed from somewhere in the pit at a 2023 Fall Out Boy concert, fairly close to the stage. Onstage, the lights are dark, there is one spotlight on Pete Wentz, who stands behind a mic stand wearing black jeans, a loose black t-shirt, and there is a black bass guitar hanging from a strap at about hip height. Patrick Stumo is holding his microphone and wearing a green baseball cap with Stardust logo on it, a black jacket, black button up and jeans. He walks in and out of the frame throughout the video. End ID]

petepatrick spotlight banter - Boston MA fenway 8/2/23

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Image IDs: Four different iterations of the Lisa Simpson presentation meme format with different text on each. First reads: "Trans men don't owe you stereotypical masculinity. And your respect for them shouldn't be based on how well they pass." Second image reads: "Trans women don't owe you stereotypical femininity and your respect shouldnt be based on them passing". Third image reads "nonbinary people dont owe you androgyny and your respect shouldnt be based on them passing". Final image reads: "Trans people dont owe you shit". End ID]

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Additonal ID: Screencap from The Simpsons, where Lisa Simpson is giving a presentation on a brown stage in front of a red curtain. There is a blank white board behind her, where text is written. She is wearing a red dress and a pearl necklace, and five people sit in the audience. There is a spotlight over her as she walks forward. End additional ID]

i made a thing