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HOT DAMN 🥵

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The Pasta’s reaction to making a baby laugh

Scenario: You and your Creepypasta love interest have been together for quite a long time. In fact, you’ve loved each other so much that you two agreed to having a kid! (If you’re MLM or WLW, you probably adopted a kid instead).

CW: Cursing, mentions of male genitalia (as an insult), some fluff

Pasta’s Included: Jeff The Killer, Clockwork, Jane The Killer

Jeff The Killer

• With Jeff’s scary and greasy motherfucking hair and his bloodshot eyes, it’d be hard to think that this dude could ever make a baby laugh.

• Baby’s are still functioning, obviously, so they don’t know what makes them laugh until it’s something simple.

• I can conclude that the only possible way Jeff can get a baby laughing is probably by cursing. Not cursing at the baby, but at someone else.

• Jeff and Jane got into an argument (as per usual), to which Jeff loudly shouted: “GO DIE IN A HOLE YOU DICKHEAD!”

• Jeff got so into the argument that he didn’t even notice your baby was sitting in its walker right behind him.

• Right as he called Jane a dickhead, he jumped through his skin as he hard the loudest belly laugh coming from behind him.

• Glaring his bloodshot eyes at your child with shocked eyes, the look of joy and the toothless smile on your baby actually kind of made him laugh too.

• Jeff grinned and chuckled at your baby’s contagious laughter. He couldn’t help himself. He ended up laughing a bit too!

• “You like it when dad curses, huh?” Jeff smugly cooed at the child.

• Jeff stood up tall and confident, shouting out more cuss words in any sentence that could come up in his head.

• “I HAVE A BIG FAT COCK!”

• The baby’s face was beat red from laughter. Later on you came in, back from doing whatever, seeing your boyfriend and baby just simply giggling like highschool girls. It was almost a bit enlightening to see someone so cold and murderous being so happy with a child. Perhaps being a father will heal his traumatic mental wounds?

• Your baby ended up saying the word “fuck” for its first words as it grew up lmao.

Clockwork

• Clockwork’s not gonna make it obvious that she’s making a baby laugh. She’ll probably just do something small like doing peekaboo tricks or just making weird faces at the baby.

• Before she had that clock in her eye, she herself knew that a baby would sob at the sight of her. Thankfully she took it out and replaced it with an eyepatch or a glass eye, so she’s a little less scary-looking than before, besides the stitches at the corners of her lips that only make her a bit half-spooky.

• I can conclude that Clockwork probably was just toying around with gadgets in her room (Clockwork is very much into machinery).

• The baby you and her are raising was in the room on her bed, chugging a bottle of milk, watching Clockwork who’s zoned in on her task in front of her.

• Clockwork literally does this thing where whenever she’s in deep thought, she makes a spitting noise with her lips. Sometimes it sounds like a fart but it’s just a thing she does when thinking.

• Clockwork leaned back on her chair in a stretch to yawn, sinking in her seat as she place her tongue in between her lips and blew loudly.

• A burst of baby laughter boomed in the room, infecting Clockwork with a sudden burst in happiness, her stitched lips curling into a grin as she turned to look at her child giving her a toothless smile.

• Clockwork did the sound again which of course made the baby belly laugh even louder. She would be concerned that someone would come in and see her playing with the child, but honestly, her own blood child laughing with her was enough to make her live in the moment.

Jane The Killer

• This one’s kinda funny.

• You know the argument Jeff and Jane had on Jeff’s part of this post? Well, let’s say it went a different way.

• Jeff stormed away in anger to the kitchen. It was early in the morning and he was trying to make some cereal. (Obviously these two dickheads get into arguments at fucking 7 in the morning)

• The baby was in a walker right next to the fridge, watching Jeff angrily open the fridge and taking out a carton of milk.

• A box of lucky charms was on the counter as he slammed the carton next to it.

• Now he just needed a bowl. As he reached for a higher counter, Jeff opened it up and took one out, although he had to be on his tippy-toes a bit.

• Lesson of the day: Don’t be angry when doing stuff because your surroundings will be against you.

• Guess what, the floor in the kitchen just so happen to be cleaned by Toby where he cleaned the floors with wet swiffer pads, making the floor a bit slippery.

• Did I mention the floors in the kitchen were smooth with no tiles?

• And get this, Jeff was wearing socks.

• A slippery smooth floor + Socks = the big drop.

• As Jeff took out the bowl from the cabinet, he stepped away from the counter, making his heel slide against the floor in a kicking motion, making him fall on the floor straight on his back in a loud thud.

• And to make things worse for Jeff, your baby fucking belly laughed right in his face, completely ignoring the anger in his bloodshot eyes.

• Jane kept her composure with a stifle in her laugh as Jeff stormed away in his room, promising that he’s going to murder your baby when it sleeps the next night.

• He didn’t however lmao. In fact, Jeff never went to the baby during its sleep at all. Turns out his threat to kill your baby was just out of anger and embarrassment.

• Jane told you the whole story when you came back from shopping or whatever, struggling to form a coherent sentence due to her laughter.

• It was honestly amusing. You wish you could’ve seen Jeff slip on the floor. At least you went so sleep with a smile on your face next to your lover and baby.

That was fun lmao. I have more ideas coming so be prepared for more 😌

[kazimirfiles]

Creepypasta’s with a Criminologist Reader

Definition: A criminologist is an expert in the scientific study of crime and criminals.

As someone who’s into Criminal Psychology, I’ve started to wonder how the CPs would think of someone who knows the ins and outs of the mind of a criminal. Let’s take a look…

Jeff The Killer

• He probably doesn’t give two shits about your job. But afterwards, he started to mess with you a bit.

• He heard that you’ve actually spoken with a few criminals in an interrogation room before, maybe even a few serial killers. Naturally, he decided to test how desensitized you really are.

• The asshole was probably like: “Bet you’ve never met a killer like me, huh?”

• His appearance probably frightened you but you at least kept your cool.

• You said to him: “Well actually, there’s a lot of serial killers out there who are arguably just as dangerous as you Jeff, if not even more dangerous.” You purposefully avoided grouping him with the world’s worst serial killers out of fear that you’ll provoke him.

• There’s two ways he could have reacted to that. Number One: He clicks his tongue in annoyance and walks off. Number Two: From the bottom of his egotistical heart, Jeff denied what you said and still claimed to be better than the other killers you’ve interviewed.

Ticci Toby

• He wouldn’t exactly care either but he does applaud you for having such a job.

• If you’re dating him, he’d think that you being a criminologist would explain how you managed to swipe him off his feet.

• Would probably ask you about the criminals you’ve researched or interviewed

BEN DROWNED

• “Oh shit, that’s dope. Say, do any of the residents at the manor show any criminaly behavior?”

Eyeless Jack

• “Fascinating… What have you observed about us in this manor?”

• Jack likes to thoroughly understand things that interest him. His mind his filled with various facts and other things. For example, how to solve a rubix cube, the question if it is true that a ball can move through a solid wall before the atoms fully block it, and maybe even a few psychology facts. The smart guy has probably read Carl Jung’s books once or twice out of pure curiosity.

This wasn’t as interesting as I thought it would be. Maybe a part two will be better? Who knows 🤔

[kazimirfiles]

HELLO! Welcome to the KazimirFiles!

You can call me Kaz. I’m 18 and out of highschool (thank God). I enjoy creative writing and criminal psychology. For those who are wondering, my pronouns That’s about it you need to know about me.

About this blog, let’s get a few things out of the way. This is a blog containing Character X Reader content. Although, I would not mind doing some things with OCs.

However, I almost must alert fem-aligning readers that this blog will contain mostly Male Reader/GN!Reader content. BUT, if you request for a scenario or headcannons with a Female Reader or anything fem-aligning, I will still deliver.

I will also be doing mostly Female Character X Male Reader stuff too. Although I am pretty comfortable with writing MLM and WLW content, so if you want any of that, just simply ask.

Some things I do here are…

- Headcannons

- Scenarios

- Matchups (There’s no format for the matchups. Just put literally anything you think is important)

- Other shit that comes up in my mind

Some Fandoms I write for are…

- Creepypasta

- The SCP Foundation

- Mob Talker

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Lmao that’s about it.

Here are some other things to note

• Don’t send me any NSFW request. I am literally ass at writing smut or anything related.

• I might post a LOT about my OCs. Asking for a matchup with one of my OCs is 100% ALLOWED!!!!

That’s it lol. No NSFW shit because I’m not so confident in my sex writing skills.

Anyways, that’s about it.

Goodbye for now!

[kazimirfiles]

I'm copy and pasting this since my pea brain can't always describe myself, so let's go! CREEPYPASTA MATCHUP TRADE CREEPYPASTA MATCHUP TRADE!!!

I'm a really quiet person, preferring nonverbal communication, but I'm also timid around people.

My friends say I'm really caring and funny, i noticed that I'm usually a parental figure to people younger then me, but I'm not the best at caring for myself. I definitely do care too much for people/animals, even objects sometimes. I like water a lot, not for drinking but the feeling of it or the noise it makes! Water is like, sensory heaven frfr. I'm also into creepy things, it's been my special interest since I was a lil kiddo !

Five positive traits would be that's I'm (according to others) understanding, funny, positive, caring, and a good listener! Five negative traits (that I've noticed) are that I'm quite awkward socially, I easily become a nervous wreck, timid, and I can be too positive. (Quite a few people have gotten upset at me for that last one </3 /lh)

I guess it would be important to mention things like my bad memory and obliviousness to my surroundings. I focus too much on things rather than barely focusing at all. I'm also not active at all, I'm super low energy (physically) and I tire myself out a lot, though I have a pretty energetic personality. My ways of showing affection are physical touch and quality time! I'm super touch starved tho </3 as most of us on this site are /j

I don't like traveling too much, going places im unfamiliar with is usually something I avoid. I also hate ovens, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT IM LIKE- SO SCARED OF OVENS? Reaching in them freaks me out LMAO, same with heated metals.

I should also mention that people being angry in any way will make me panic, my lil' pea brain does loops around my skull whenever someone around me is angry, especially when it's someone I care about but I can't help them. Probably the 'tism workin' with past experiences /lh

Idk if you'd like physical traits, my pfp resembles me quite a bit but I'm 5'7"! Cute things about height differences are just so /pos

Anyways, I'm so excited to see who you'll write!! Just please make sure the character is 18 or over! Have a funky fresh day!!

HELLO! I too am also scared of ovens I’m ngl LOL. Anyways, here we go.

You’re matched up with…

Eyeless Jack!

• Okay, first thing’s first. How did you and Eyeless Jack meet?

• It was very simple actually. A couple of friends (who are not the best influences on people) convince you to go to a nearby forest with them. A camping trip basically!

• Let’s just say that these “friends” I’m talking about were nothing less than immoral. Well, they were immoral, mostly by cracking disturbing jokes out loud in the forest and disturbing the wildlife they find in the forest. The whole time you just walked behind them with a timid look, wondering how on earth’s fuck you managed to hang out with such shitty personalities.

• One the bad and less than socially-acceptable jokes that one of your friends made just so happen to be heard by Slender himself. Surprise, surprise, you guys walked into his territory.

• Slender’s existence doesn’t really have a purpose. He’s a demon that kind of just wanders around, finding and tinkering with things that fascinate him, sometimes even just straight up taking thing with him to his mansion (that includes people as well).

• He was not very pleased with the ludicrous jokes your friends were making. If there’s one thing Slender likes to tinker with, it’s humans. He finds them to be fascinating creatures, somehow capable of deep existential thought. He thinks it’s bizarre how humans are capable of being saints one second and complete psychopaths the next minute.

• Within the blink of an eye, Slender snatched all of you up and into his mansion, all within a millisecond. You all found yourself in a cage in a room that was filthy. The smell of blood and something rotting was filling your nostrils to the point of it being unbearable.

• Lemme just say that it was quite a disorienting experience for you to see a tall, pale-white, skinny man with no face in a suit standing before you. Immediately afterwards, he killed your “friends”, given that he saw no use for them afterwards and ultimately saw no redeeming qualities.

• But you? He kept you alive. Why you may ask? He couldn’t help but notice that out of all the friends, you seemed to have an ounce of humanity still left within you.

• Those “friends” of yours were corrupted, evil, and wicked. Even if they were just teens, Slender himself knew of the future awaiting for them. No, he doesn’t have future-telling powers. It’s more like he observed their current behavior and played out a future timeline in his head for each of your “friends”.

• Slender kept you around for more experimentation. He’s a very curious thing, so he very much wanted to figure out why you were the way you are.

• And that’s when Slender kept you around his mansion. Yup! This is your new home now whether you like it or not!

• He let you explore a bit but he did warn you of some residents here.

• To be honest, you were a bit scared to explore, but the fancy paintings, the chandeliers, and the fancy rug carpets overwhelmed you quite a bit.

• You just sat on the couch, eyes red with dry tears due to the grief of being separated from your home. That was when a certain someone who had exceptional hearing came walking down the hallway.

• It was Eyeless Jack. You were a bit frightened at the tall man with a navy blue hoodie and a mask with two eyeholes standing frozen mid-walk.

• It was kind of awkward really. He didn’t really know what exactly to say to you. The only reason he came out of his room was to check where that crying sound was coming from.

• He didn’t talk to you actually. He just turned the other way and walked back to his room. He didn’t forget you though. In fact, he was practically waiting the whole day to tell Slender who you are and what you’re doing in the manor.

• The whole day passed and everyone else also walked by, giving you weird and confused looks. Nobody really talked to you though. They just walked by and ignored you.

• The next day you woke up to Slender standing above you while you were on the couch. It was quite the jumpscare, honestly, but this thousand-year-old demon really is out of touch with how humans interact.

• After a few talks of where you are and what your purpose here is at the mansion, Slender assigned you a partner to help keep watch of you.

• That person was none other than Eyeless Jack! From the very start, Slender could tell you were a quiet and timid person, so he figured that someone who’s on your level could help you relax more. Well, besides the fact that Jack is a cannibal, he does know how to control himself.

•And from then on, that was when your relationship bloomed! It was kind of slow at the start but the goodness of your heart almost made him attached to you.

I decided to end it here since I took too long. This pretty much only includes on how you two met. Hopefully you enjoyed!

[kazimirfiles]

HUBBA HUBBA I LOVE STRONG WOMEN

Hello! Here’s my matchup info

My requested fandom is Creepypasta

I’m a straight male so I prefer to be matched up with a female CP

Physical Appearance

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I’m a 5’10’ Filipino adult. I have long hair that I usually tie in a ponytail along with some clear-framed glasses. Lots of people tend to notice that I have pretty long hair for a guy. My hair can look a little crazy and unkept sometimes, but that’s okay.

I’m not a very fancy dresser. Half of the time I’m just wearing a simple shirt and some shorts when it’s summer. Although when it’s winter, I usually wear a long-sleeved shirt, some socks to cover my feet, and soft pants to sleep in.

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Personality Traits

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When you first meet me, I tend to come off as reserved yet friendly. I am pretty sociable (depending on my mood) and know how to make someone feel comfortable around me by just talking to them. Although sometimes I can still be a bit awkward.

Going past my introverted shell, I can be a bit of a trickster when I’m comfortable. I usually like to make weird or dark jokes to elicit reactions out of others, mostly because I find it amusing on how shocked they get. People tend to find me a bit odd sometimes. I like to compare myself to a mad scientist sometimes.

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How I’d want them to be in a relationship

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To be honest, they don’t have to act specifically in any way. I’d just prefer if the partner be their authentic selves.

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Am I an adult or a minor?

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I am fresh into adult hood. Currently 18 years old.

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Things I like

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1: Creative Writing. (I have a whole collection of my projects on my Wattpad.)

2: Criminal Psychology. (Sometimes I watch interviews of Serial Killers on my computer and analyze their body language. I have decent amounts of knowledge on how to read a serial killer’s body language.)

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Things I dislike

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1: Bugs. (Pretty self-explanatory)

2: People who make judgements too quickly. (Also self-explanatory)

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Things I find attractive

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I find women with power attractive. Women who could easily kick my ass and not give two shits about what other people think. I believe it’s called Dark Feminine energy which is just so incredibly attractive to me.

Hello! Here’s my matchup info

My requested fandom is Creepypasta

I’m a straight male so I prefer to be matched up with a female CP

Physical Appearance

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I’m a 5’10’ Filipino adult. I have long hair that I usually tie in a ponytail along with some clear-framed glasses. Lots of people tend to notice that I have pretty long hair for a guy. My hair can look a little crazy and unkept sometimes, but that’s okay.

I’m not a very fancy dresser. Half of the time I’m just wearing a simple shirt and some shorts when it’s summer. Although when it’s winter, I usually wear a long-sleeved shirt, some socks to cover my feet, and soft pants to sleep in.

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Personality Traits

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When you first meet me, I tend to come off as reserved yet friendly. I am pretty sociable (depending on my mood) and know how to make someone feel comfortable around me by just talking to them. Although sometimes I can still be a bit awkward.

Going past my introverted shell, I can be a bit of a trickster when I’m comfortable. I usually like to make weird or dark jokes to elicit reactions out of others, mostly because I find it amusing on how shocked they get. People tend to find me a bit odd sometimes. I like to compare myself to a mad scientist sometimes.

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How I’d want them to be in a relationship

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To be honest, they don’t have to act specifically in any way. I’d just prefer if the partner be their authentic selves.

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Am I an adult or a minor?

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I am fresh into adult hood. Currently 18 years old.

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Things I like

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1: Creative Writing. (I have a whole collection of my projects on my Wattpad.)

2: Criminal Psychology. (Sometimes I watch interviews of Serial Killers on my computer and analyze their body language. I have decent amounts of knowledge on how to read a serial killer’s body language.)

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Things I dislike

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1: Bugs. (Pretty self-explanatory)

2: People who make judgements too quickly. (Also self-explanatory)

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Things I find attractive

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I find women with power attractive. Women who could easily kick my ass and not give two shits about what other people think. I believe it’s called Dark Feminine energy which is just so incredibly attractive to me.

Women who seem to be constantly glaring with an RBF are alluring to me. Very mysterious. Long hair is also very attractive to me too. I like women who stay fit and will also encourage me to exercise with them as well.

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Other stuff about me

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1: I am currently teaching myself Astrobiology, Chemistry, and Criminal Psychology.

2: I can easily figure out the psychological depths of inside someone’s mind if given enough time. It’s not a natural talent but I’d say I’m pretty good at reading people.

Sorry if this is a little messy or too much.

It's not too long or messy at all!! I've got the perfect character for you omg!!

Everything written here is how I imagine this character to be! I match you with none other than...

Our very own NURSE ANN!!

She doesn't really have an origin story, so it's never said what kind of nurse she was. I'd imagine wherever she was, it was obviously screwed. We do know that she used to be shy and more on the timid side when she was alive tho!

I imagine her to be more of a reserved person, if that makes sense? She's quiet and to herself, but aggressive and dark-minded. She'd kick your ass in a heartbeat even with the heels! But she's also incredibly smart, she went through medical school after all! Despite her selfish and angry nature, she'd be so caring towards you and would she doesn't hide her true self.

She's not much of a jokester herself, but she'd be damned if she let you get in trouble or harms way when you pull a prank. Maybe she'd even cackle quietly at the dark things you have to say!

Also I'd say "A mad scientist always needs a nurse," but... A nurse always needs a mad scientist with her!

Onto the headcanons!

I feel like you would enjoy reading her body language when you first meet. She would intimidate others but you'd just be like "interesting!"

It would be a first for her. Yeah, she'd find you odd... But that would eventually turn into more of a positive thing! She'd be curious about your behavior while you're curious about hers!

Chemistry, psychology? Got it in the bag! We've got a smart-ass gal over here! Straight A's in college, baby! She didn't let her degrees go to waste when she was alive either!

She would love to read your writing, she did quite a bit of it back when she was a human so that's still something she enjoys!

OMG Please, go on a date where you watch the stars together! She fucking hates people so it'd be perfect, but something so cheesy and romantic... It'd make her remember what she wanted once. She'd fall for you even more.

If it's a picnic maybe she would take off her mask to eat. I doubt she takes it off much, she might even have wounds under it but that's ok!! You find her beautiful no matter what!!

TELL HER ABOUT THE STARS!!!! She wouldn't look interested by her RBF, but she's listening closely. She's a fast learner too! Even if she already knows something, she could listen to you tell her about it again and again.

Exercise? She knows so much about it! Nurse Ann would make sure you stay fit and healthy! Though no matter what, she's always the stronger one... She's a strong-ass woman! Muscles and everything!

She would take care of you when you're sick, but in a professional way. She probably wouldn't be too affectionate when you're not feeling well, that's just how she is. She'd be in her "job mode" !!

Also long hair? You both have it! She wouldn't really let you touch her hair that much, but it's a treasure when she does! She'd respect your boundaries with touching hair too! She knows how to braid as shown in some art of when she was human!

Glasses? She knows how to take proper care of them. She used to need them too! Being undead it kinda doesn't affect her much, but she'd always make sure you have the right stuff to clean glasses and all that!

Her more fancy-ish way of dressing would contrast you being more casual, I think that would be so cute!!

She would find bugs fascinating, but she doesn't care for them much anymore. If you don't like them though, she'd make sure to take care of any that might be crawling around for ya!

Also she's in no place to judge for things. People used to do that to her when she was human... She doesn't care about it now, but she understands how it can influence people!

I also imagine she's quiet herself (unless she's having a moment), so you two would understand each other well!!

OK so, I've written more than I usually would! I normally don't write headcanons like this but this trade is a special occasion!! I hope ya like it!! :D

The runner-ups were Clockwork and maybe Zero, but Nurse Ann was the first I thought of! Enjoy your evil gf!

[kazimirfiles]

I’m open to some 👀

I COMPLETELY FORGOT MATCHUP TRADES WERE A THING, DOES ANYONE WANNA DO A MATCHUP TRADE?? REAL?? MATCHUPS ARENT OPEN RN BUT I’M OPEN FOR SILLY LIL’ TRADES

[kazimirfiles]

Hi! Can I ask romantic matchup for bungou stray dogs and danganronpa thh?

i go by she/her pronouns, im 18, and i have no gender preference!

things i like: yellow, picnics on the beach, fruit water, black tea, old books, folklor, mythology, cultures, baking, hanging out with my best friends, animals, fancy earrings, theatre, pretty and rare words, summer, watching movies, reading, writing, telling funny stories, smiling conspiratorially to strangers and giving them flowers, drawing, fashion, psychlogy, true crime, dancing, All Tomorrows, old music, sarcasm

personality:

I'm very confident, dominant and assertive person. I voice my opinion, nobody dares to mess up with me. Also I'm calm, full of serenity and femenine energy. I just try to be myself. I appear a little cold but i'm fact I'm lively, sassy, charismatic and kind. And I try to be funny.

I love helping people and putting smiles to others faces. I'm mostly organised but I still can be very chaotic. I'm a hopeless romantic with my heart in everything I do. A bit of a night owl, I've always been fascinated by exploring old European cities and imagining the stories that lived in their streets. I'm a bit different from the rest of the group, but that's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm proud of it! Not all can understand me, but those who take the time to get to know me know that I'm an invaluable friend and companion.

my appearance: I'm 5'7 with hourglass figure, and- and I think picrew is more detailed-

Yup, I look like this

I'd totally fall for person that intrigued me (I grew up in the middle of nowhere in Eastern Europe so I'm extremely curious about everything). It might be their dressing style, little personality trait, hobby, etc.

They just must have something that makes them diffrent. I find it hot bc they give me chance to learn something new.

I hate fake, toxic, abusing people, bullies, stalkers and catcallers. I dislike eating on town, bc it disgust me (I hate finding hair in my dinner)

Extra notes:

- My family calls me Vampire

- In random moments I sing songs about man killing his wife or about dead body in closet bc my mom sang this songs when I was younger

- I have specific sense of humor

- If I like someone I'd infodump about thing that I'm actually obsessed with

- My friends say that I'm just more kind and friendly Byakuya Togami. Or they say that I'm lost Addams or something

- I'd call my lover pretty words in other languages, bc I can. Also I'll draw them and I'll write poems about them

Have a good day/night!

HELLO! Thank you for sending in lé matchup request 😌

I match you up with…

Fyodor Dostoevsky

• After skimming through your stuff and rereading it again, Fyodor was honestly the only person I could think of. Besides Atsushi who was a close runner-up, I have a feeling that Fyodor would likely enjoy you more.

• Fyodor likely didn’t notice you at first. I’d say he most likely caught your eye first, given his unique style and appearance, you likely approached him first.

• It started most likely with a short compliment from you. You were traveling to Japan Yokohama with a few friends just for funsies and met him along the way. You and your friends were having a picnic on a beach. It wasn’t a very populated one, so Fyodor was likely hanging around there.

• You and your friends heard the sound of boots crunching on sand and rocks. You turned around and saw Fyodor, staring at you from afar with a poker face, and intriguing purple/violet eyes.

• He panicked a bit actually. He didn’t expect you and your friends to be where he’s at. Instead, he took a deep breath, kindly looked at each of your friends, then smiled while walking away.

• You were beyond interested in this guy. He didn’t look Japanese. Was his appearance interesting to you? Definitely. Those purple-ish violet eyes? Alluring.

• Fyodor wasn’t doing any too important business. Well, he was still working on his next step to his goal, so he decided to walk out and just think.

• Some of your friends were a bit creeped by the guy, but you still wanted to figure him out. You tried talking to Fyodor to see what happens.

• I have to admit, he may have been annoyed by you at first. He just wanted alone time at the beach and you and your friends happen to be there. What made him change you may be wondering? It was a specific trait and thing you did that made him reciprocate your interest in him.

• Your outspoken yet feminine nature intrigued him a bit. Such an interesting combo of a personality. He probed you more, asking questions about yourself and taking note of everything. He wasn’t completely obsessed with you, but he found your uniqueness interesting. He wanted to understand you.

• From then on, your relationship bloomed from there.

• Fyodor probably walks around in old European cities with you often. Even if you haven’t been to one, I can imagine that Fyodor would have the tools to bring you on a trip.

• He didn’t see it before, but he finds you pleasant to look at. Your hair, your face, your hourglass shape, he likes it all!

• He likes that you’re likely to voice your opinion. It’s certainly a respectable trait.

• Probably calls you vampire too with your family. How’d he find out you may be wondering? Well, it was probably him peaking over your shoulder and noticing a text from one of your family members calling you that.

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Your Danganronpa THH matchup is…

Chihiro Fujisaki

• I honestly think that Chihiro might be the most ideal match for you. He finds your confident, bold, and caring personality is something the he exactly needs.

• Let’s say the killing game never was a thing and that Junko never decided to be a menace to society. You’re matched with a nondespair!AU of Chihiro. You probably met him through Mondo and Makoto when Mondo was helping Chihiro build up his physical strength.

• You met Makoto first, and upon meeting you, he felt the need to introduce you to Chihiro and of course Mondo. He thought that if Mondo helped Chihiro with physical strength, you’d help him with mental strength.

• The meetup was pretty short honestly. You and Chihiro got close from the first you two saw each other. As time went by, you guys just got closer!

• Thinks your vampire nickname is a bit strange and laughed at it first. Nonetheless, he decided he’s lightheartedly call you that a few times. And if you weren’t okay with it, expect a very panicked and heartfelt apology lol.

• Baking nights together! One time he did get a little frosting on his nose, to which you responded to that by scooping it off his nose with your index finger.

• Honestly, someone who’s tough-minded like you and more bold is perfect for someone like Chihiro. 100%!

I had a bit of trouble with Chihiro’s part but I did the best I could. Hope you enjoyed! Sorry if I missed anything but I did what I could.

[kazimirfiles]

FINISHED MY EXAMS FINALLY! Now I can do that matchup. If you’re reading this random person who requested one ages ago, you know it’s yours I’m talking about lol

[kazimirfiles]

I know Battlefield is now sort of clowned on ever since 2042 came out but my Battlefield 1 copy should come in today. I’m aware I’m late to the game, cuz that shit literally came out when I was in 6 or 7th grade in middle school.

[kazimirfiles]

Hello, i was wondering if you would do a match up exchange with me, you can just head over to my pinned post and look at the fandoms a chose one.

The fandom i would like to have from you is Danganronpa, and realisticly, any are fine, i would rather have someone from V1 or V2 but if you find someone you can do them.

I’m Ghost, I am Aquarius born, ISTP personality, and I’m panromantic with a male lean, with any pronouns.

im 5’5, shoulder length blonde, pale ivory skin tone, Grunge aesthetic and Green/hazel eyes, I have been told by a few of my friends that I look like a middle age man who either only drinks coffee or whiskey.

I have trust issues, I tend to be stand off-ish to people and prefer to be alone in dark and quite places, though I am open and happy around people I feel like I can trust, I’m a bit chaotic and tend to get out of hand when it comes to things I am passionate about, and I like to have deep meaningful conversations with people.

I like most parts of nature, like flowers, bugs, animals, and the sounds, I listen too Grunge, emo, rock, metal, and punk bands, I do a lot of art, i enjoy drawing plants and my ocs, In my free time I do art, I read, write, and watch anime, some of my favourites are Death parade, demon slayer, and skate the infinity, I play a lot of video games, like Resident evil(I love anything horror and gory), splatoon, and legend of Zelda:Breath of the wild.

I hate jerks, bullies, people that are clingy and/or loud, I dislike red meats, I have Emetophobia and Trypanophobia, and I hate going out to public places like stores and restaurants for long perriods of type.

Extra Facts and Notes:

-I can lift a full grown man.

-my favorite flowers are orchids, mandevilla and daisies.

-my favorite bands are My Chemical Romance, Fall out boy, Metallica, and Panic!at the disco

-I have a preference to people taller then me, or as i say "i like my men how i like my hoodies, tall and cuddly"

have a good day/night

HELLO! I too also love dark and quiet places.

Alright, I think I’ve got TWO good ones for you.

Your matchup is…

Byakuya Togami

• I don’t see Byakuya as the top of guy who willingly goes out into public places for fun. Just like you, he’d much more prefer the more quiet settings, like a library n’ such. In fact, I’d say you two most likely met at a library!

• So you two most likely met somewhere quiet. Let’s say that you are a student at Hope’s Peak. You didn’t exactly approach him. In fact, neither of you approached each other. It was a specific three second glance at lunch time that sparked a certain attraction.

• To be honest, Byakuya had his eye on you from the very start. Byakuya’s a very busy guy obviously. Someone who’s all happy and loud will not be tolerated around him. Someone’s who’s on the same energy level as him would work, although if you’re too similar, things would be a bit awkward.

• He’s very attracted to your appearance. The middle-aged and sleep-deprived vibe was the first thing that made him attracted to you. He’d likely consider you a like-minded individual and would probably let out commentary if he’s near you in hopes that you would comment back.

• You did comment back on one of his short quips when the two of you were people-watching other pedestrians outside. From then on your relationship bloomed there with more moments like that to come. Afterwards, you two exchanged numbers to which made your relationship go even deeper.

• Byakuya? Having an S/O????? Lemme tell ya, his classmates were SHOCKED! Byakuya?! Really?!

• Hate long moments at public places? If there’s one guy who can get you quiet places with his amount of influence, it’s Byakuya. Quiet dates to be exact.

• Even if you wouldn’t like private dates out in public, Byakuya would be happy to just stay at home with you. Would he understand it? Probably not. He’d at first most likely react in a bit of disbelief. Why would you not want the finest meals from his personal chefs? Of course he wouldn’t be too worked up about it. He’d get over it decently quickly, given that it is you we’re talking about. He’s surprisingly open to trying new things with you.

• Like I mentioned before, Byakuya considers you a like-minded individual. Expect him to rant A LOT once he’s more comfortable around you. Mostly rants around at work and other similar stuff.

• Oh boy. He certainly didn’t expect you to pick him up one day. It was at an unexpected moment where you literally snuck up behind him, snaked your arms around his waist, then lifted up straight up the ground with his feet above the air. You probably nearly body slammed him as well.

This was as much as I could come up with! Hopefully it was decent. Apologies for being a little late. Like I said, laziness started to settle in along with school work. Anyways, have a good day my friend! Goodbye!

[kazimirfiles]

Good grief, I’ve made a whole ass lore with a few OCs already that I need to share or else I’ll explode. I just need to find ways to share it here

[kazimirfiles]

HI i just wanted to let you know i didn’t forget about your matchup, i’ve just been super busy this last week with college, work, and prom (a senior invited me LOL). i will have it done when i get a chance these next few days though!!

Take your time my friend! I’ll be patient!

[kazimirfiles]

Tbh, I don’t know how to reply on mobile. But I’ll say it on here instead that I like 1st person more!

Which one do you guys like more: 1st person, 2nd person, or 3rd person?

1st person uses: I, me, my, etc.

2nd person uses: You, your, yours, etc.

3rd person uses: She, her, he, etc.

Feel free to comment your answer :)

[kazimirfiles]

Nice to know! Thanks!

I actually don’t know how to reply to shit in the comments so I thought I’d just post my gratitude here.

[kazimirfiles]

TIS COOL!!! Yours should be done in a while since I just started so hang tight.

Hello! I got your matchup exchange ask and I accept!

My requested fandom is FNAF Security Breach. I’m a male and prefer a matchup with a female plz!

My most dominant trait is my introverted nature and reserved demeanor. I don’t talk much and usually prefer to stay in the background. In conversation however, I can be a fine speaker, and polite most of the time. The way I speak in real life is calm and monotone, detached from expressing outward emotion. I’m pretty hard to read and have been described as unpredictable due to my sudden way of expressing emotions. You can look at me from a distance and suddenly be surprised by a short burst of frustration or happiness from me. When you look at me, you might notice how I’m just in my own little world, staring off into space or just glueing my face to my phone screen. I’d also say that I’m the definition of the phrase, ‘still waters run deep.’ On the outside, I am tranquil, chill, and reserved. But on the inside? Oh boy, there’s a lot going on. Under all my quietness, I’d say I’m pretty emotionally-intense. When I’m mad, I feel it at 100%. When I’m sad, I feel it at 100%. When I’m happy, I feel it at 100%. But do I express these 100% emotions? No, I don’t. But because I tend to repress my emotions, they come out as more extreme whenever I do express them. Sometimes whenever I think I’m not being intense with emotions, there’s always others who think I am. Contrary to my calm demeanor, I have some bad anger issues too. My outbursts are mostly verbal and violent with words. I can also be a bit of a trickster and play small pranks on people too (mostly by saying strange one-liners to purposefully confuse people). My typology is INTP - 5w6 - 531. My sun sign is Sagittarius, rising sign is Cancer, and moon sign is Taurus. If I can, I’ll also say that my mercury sign is Capricorn and my Venus sign is also Capricorn.

Likes

- Creative writing

- Pizza. Gosh I love it so much

- Video game lore

Dislikes

- Ants

- Schoolwork or school in general

- People forcing me to do things that I don’t wanna do

im not even going to go into detail cause you most likely know what im going to say

I match you up with: Glamrock Chica

first of all, pizza

and second being that you both have personalities that match well

her being extroverted and outgoing

and you being introverted and reserved

(i have a big thing for the 'opisite ends' relationships)

she does enjoy your calm and collective nature and enjoys that you are polite.

will let you blahb about video game lore, she f*cking loves it

she isnt naturally 'personal space' type of person, but she will learn that you will also need space away from certen things and bullshit.

she also doesnt mind your 'emotional state', if you were to call it that.

you are in full charge of when she goes into the garbage so good luck

I hope you enjoyed it!

[kazimirfiles]

hihi!! for the matchup exchange, may i please request a matchup for creepypasta and danganronpa?

characters i prefer not to be matched up with: any of the ultra dispair girl characters (nagito and toko excluded), hifumi, ryoma

i go by she/her pronouns, im 19, and i have no gender preference!

things i like: sunny morning drives, my plants, my dogs, getting coffee before work, hanging out with my best friends, records, the mahogany apple candle from bath and body works, autumn, getting fast food late at night with a group of friends, people watching, hot tea on a chilly day, feeling accomplished after a workout, doing little things to help random people, burt’s bees chapstick, tank top + flannel combo, beating a video game, blueberry pancakes, purple monster energy

personality: im severely extroverted. like it’s really bad. i probably scare random people because i will just walk up to you to either compliment you or start a conversation. i love social engagement, and i prefer to talk to someone in person or through phone call rather than through text message. i actually hate texting. id say im very kind, and i love helping people and putting smiles to others faces :) however, despite coming off as friendly (at least i hope i do), you can read me like a book. my emotions are constantly on display. when i’m mad, you can tell im mad, etc. my mood swings are severe and it’s VERY hard for me to contain it. i can go from extremely happy to ACTUALLY wanting to hurt someone. (i’m also the worst overthinker.)

i would also say im extremely hard working. i work a full time job and a part time job, and go to college full time. a lot of things i have earned in life, especially more of recently, have been through my hard work— i recently bought my own(and first) car, im renting an apartment in a couple of months, paying my own medical bills, etc (mind you, i had just recently graduated high school, class of 2021). im not trying to toot my own horn, but i’d say my work ethic is above a lot of people my age. HOWEVER… i’m the worst procrastinator, and i’m also extremely critical of myself and my shortcomings.

im also really bad with being manipulative (and this is not in a quirky woah im manipulative and evil kind of way). it’s a; “Hi professor, I’m so sorry I haven’t turned in these assignments, I’ve been extremely busy here of lately and my parents will kick me out if I fail. Is there any way I could turn these assignments in late? If not, that’s okay! Thank you!” kind of way. don’t forget the waterworks. and i’ve been doing that my entire life. i’ve always found a way to get what i want simply through sweet talking and kissing butt. i always make up for it i think through having my strong work ethic and my kindness; i never do it to intentionally hurt someone, i just have a way with words ;)

other fun facts about me: i’m a criminal law major, and i plan on being a detective after i graduate college and complete the police academy! (don’t get me wrong i really don’t wanna be a cop, but i unfortunately have to be one in order to be a detective rip)

my appearance:

i’m too lazy to type everything out, but i will tell you i have 10 piercings (tongue, ears, and nose), im and 5’7/5’8! (i also have a sick ass scar across my stomach)

thank you!!! <3

Hmm… yes… I believe I have decided who you’re matched up with!

I had lots of fun with this lol. Hope you enjoy!

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You’re Creepypasta matchup is…

HELEN/BLOODY PAINTER

• How you probably met was just on a random occasion. Presumably somewhere isolated, given that Helen is a serial killer, he’d be seen as a bit suspicious if he had his usual mask on. Even if he’s not a known killer (or a killer at all. Just some creepy guy), he’d at least prefer more quiet and isolated places to hang around instead of populated areas.

• This certain occasion was probably during one of your sunny morning drives. You drove past him at a gas station nearby. Thankfully, he didn’t have his mask on, so he didn’t garner much suspicious attention from you.

• He certainly didn’t expect you to come. Especially not at this isolate part of town. He had no car with him or any other item! Just him himself. He knew he had to act fast.

• You briefly gave him a sort of smile and wave, immediately asking him what he’s doing at this part of town.

• With one single mental switch in his mind, he smiled politely and said with a calm voice, “I live in a cabin nearby. I was just going out for a walk.”

• From then on, you two just talked as you gassed up your car. You asked him about his living situation here at his cabin as he made up lie after lie. Of course he had to lie because revealing his hidden occupation is definitely not an option.

• Helen’s generally a pretty selfish guy, being a killer and all, he doesn’t exactly make for the best partner. However, he’s definitely a master at slipping in without others noticing. Unlike Jeff, Helen definitely goes for socially acceptable ways to handle his tasks so that he goes unnoticed by everyone else. A master at fitting in with the environment, trying to catch him will just turn into a game of cat and mouse.

• Helen’s generally very curious of the minds of other people. On one exception though, you have to be have a certain interesting trait that would make him want to psychologically evaluate you even more. And when you told him about your goal on being a detective, he was interested.

• He kept the fact that he was a killer hidden away from you. You didn’t exchange numbers with him. Doing that with a person you met in the middle of nowhere would just be absurd. He strategized that he could get somehow convince one of the proxies to watch you, but in the chance that you found out that he sent someone after you, he didn’t want to chase you away. For some reason, there was a certain charm about your goal and your appearance that made him interested. And so his only option was to wait around that area yet again.

• You drove by that area again, which then led to you talking to him again. And again. And again. And so on. Your secret relationship would then blossom from there.

• He probably got the crush first, considering that he just felt so interested in you.

• Helen’s a master at making anyone feel comfortable. Usually he’d only do that for things that benefit him, however, he felt that deep down inside, the thrill of analyzing the depths of your mind wasn’t the only reason why he made you comfortable.

• He found your social nature a joy to be around. Something about it just made him lighten up. More happier, less stressed, and more internally carefree. What was wrong with him? Is it possible for someone to make such a dangerous man feel such a way? This is right out of the fictions! (Lol)

• Helen made sure you stayed away from the mansion and the other proxies. Not only did he want to keep you for himself, he didn’t want to chase you away. Surprisingly, he genuinely enjoys getting to know you better. You make him feel like a normal human for once in his life! That feeling is something that he never wants to let go.

• Helen’s a genius when it comes to reading people. He’s not exactly the best person to help with your manipulative stuff. But like I said, he knows when you’re lying, and he makes sure to tease you about it once he catches you.

• You’re really pretty to him. Like, really really pretty. He finds your looks to incredibly charming. Often times, he finds himself admiring your features every once in a while.

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Your Danganronpa matchup is…

Shuichi Saihara

• For the sake of this scenario, let’s pretend that the killing game in V3 never happened. You’re basically matched with a nondespair AU version of Shuichi.

• Honestly, the closest runner up was Kyoko Kirigiri from the first game. However, I felt like Shuichi would be able to handle your social nature a bit better than Kyoko would. Kyoko’s short quips and tight-lipped nature probably would drive you crazy. Shuichi in my book is at least a tiny bit more socially-aware than Kyoko is.

• You guys probably met on bonding about your detective goals. You were the first to approach him and ask him for advice about being a detective, considering that he is the ultimate detective, you were beyond curious on what his opinion was.

• Gonna be honest, this may or may not be a love at first scenario. Yes, he was awestruck by your looks, but he wasn’t exactly 100% sure that he wanted to be with you yet. After all, he just met you.

• You two hit it off from there while Shuichi offered more tips in the future. You agree so and so begins your relationship stage of mentorship! Of course as time went by, that’s when the feelings started to erupt.

• Shuichi helps you with any criminal law stuff that you have for college. Despite maybe not knowing much about it, he does have that instinct if that makes sense.

• Just like Helen, Shuichi can easily spot you in a lie. Although I’d say he’s a bit more shy when calling you out. I like to think Shuichi is someone who’s sensitive to external emotional stimuli, so he’ll end up withdrawing if the emotional air gets too intense. He’s pretty terrified of the idea of upsetting you.

• Shuichi’s really impressed with your work ethic! His work ethic is I’d say a good 6/10. It’s not good but not bad. So him seeing you juggle all those activities? Good grief, he’s impressed!

• He appreciates your severely extroverted attitude a WHOLE lot! Shuichi is never good with approaching people so having you around is a relief to him.

• He was a bit frightened about your scar and asked if you’re mentally okay from it.

Alright, these are about the best that I could come up with! My apologies if I didn’t get to everything. Hope you enjoyed!