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Guess how I just found out putting a human baby in a pelican's mouth for the clicks of it was a thing.

What did I just write.

What did I just write.

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

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Happy webcomics update day! AGAHF is back from break and we're full engines go!

...except in SIDE QUESTED the engines are on a mythic roc...

...and in A GIRL AND HER FED, the story is rolling towards its final end.

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We've got new comics for all your webcomics needs! Fresh, hot dopamine for fifteen whole seconds of "aaaah"!

At SIDE QUESTED, the Wicked Queen gives Charlie a dramatic pep talk.

At A GIRL AND HER FED, Avery doesn't need that career day after all.

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I'm going through a bad insomnia cycle so I'm not even going to pretend I know what's funny. Here, have two brilliant women doing power pouts as they think their way through their problems.

Boopsie the Wicked Witch-Queen is at SIDE QUESTED

Avery is at A GIRL AND HER FED

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World's on fire? Yes? YES! That means webcomics time is HOT right now, with our two thinking girls wrestling with bad situations.

At A Girl and Her Fed, Avery accepts that decisions have consequences.

At Side Quested...oh, this is bad.

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This one always kills me because the guy who can cut a planet in half with his very eyeballs knows he's powerless against enough money.

DC’s Beach Blanket Bad Guys Summer Special #1 - “Help” (2018)

written by Jeff Loveness art by David Williams & Steve Buccellato

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Beep-beep. buddies, the webcomics mobile is running again! Well, it's been running this whole time. I've been traveling and social media is a sharp poke in the aaaaanyhow, let's get caught up on some comics!

At SIDE QUESTED, Leo receives knowledge.

At A GIRL AND HER FED, Avery is asking for help.

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Good morning from Team Comics!

At A GIRL AND HER FED, Smith provides some context to get through these difficult times.

And, based on the teaser images, you'd think Peony from SIDEQUESTED loves common sense but you. would. be. WRONG.

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Good morning from Team Webcomics! We're here with brand new Ford F150 trucks for you...nah I'm just kidding, we've got webcomics.

At A GIRL AND HER FED, things are awful...awfully AMAZING!

At SIDE QUESTED, Charlie and John sum up.

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Be the aggressively informed change you want to see in the world.

At A GIRL AND HER FED, Hope has come to Rudy for help.

At SIDE QUESTED, the librarian (gasp! shocker!) wants to do research!

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Would you like some happy news? Starting January 2025, SIDE QUESTED, our queer YA romantic comedy, will update three times a week!

Would you like more happy news? @alepresser I are launching a second webcomic! This one will be a Patreon exclusive for its first year as we get ready for its big launch, but you definitely want to get in early as we shape Penny and her adventures!

I'm excited for both of these projects…more so today than before Tuesday, to be honest.

SIDE QUESTED and Penny's adventures are going to be fun. They're going to be about joy and love and discovery…and, in Penny's case, tomb raiding and huge explosions.

We're gonna cram goodness into every single cranny of these comics like we're buttering a hot toasty story muffin.

If there's a crossover, then it'll be a turducken of comics cozy.

WE ARE MAKING GRILLED CHEESE AND TOMATO SOUP COMICS WITH SNARKY TEENAGERS AND MAGIC BATTLES FOR THESE TRYING TIMES GDI

I HATE THAT GUY AND WHAT HE STANDS FOR AND WE'RE GONNA DO WHAT WE CAN TO KEEP ROLLING OUR ROCK UP THAT HILL AND OUR ROCK IS COMICS SO LET'S FREAKIN' DO THIS

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It's update day but we'll just leave Charlie here with this timely realization; go for what you want, and don't talk yourself out of it before you try.

SIDE QUESTED

A GIRL AND HER FED

We also have NEWS!!! that we'll shout about on social media later, but if you want to know now, please sign up for SIDE QUESTED's newsletter!

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What do we want? ELECTION RESULTS!!! When do we want them? DEPENDS ON THE OUTCOME!!!

While we're waiting, dive into two webcomics and let them channel your anxiety for you!

There's queer lighthearted fantasy at SIDE QUESTED, and snarky science fiction at A GIRL AND HER FED!

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Happy Monday! Let's take proper steps to avoid chafing!

At SIDE QUESTED, Charlie recommends wearing proper clothing!

At A GIRL AND HER FED, Josh...well. Josh has a list of suggestions. It's nine pages long, double-sided, single-spaced.

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This is beautiful on so many levels but the cherry on top is how you know that this is a Shower Argument, a very sincere "If I'm ever talking face-to-face with Ben Shapiro or anyone like him, I will demolish them," practiced and polished to a diamond shine, and kept ready in a corner of his brain with "In case of right-wing assholes" carved into its handle.

This was ready to go, and it went, and it must have felt incredible to let fly.

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It's webcomics time! Today is a day already full of stern glares, am I right?

At SIDE QUESTED, Charlie does an mmmrph.

At A GIRL AND HER FED, we approach a dead fish singularity.

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Team Webcomics Monday morning roll call!

At SIDE QUESTED, there's a scene change and a conflict! It's very fun!

At A GIRL AND HER FED, there's an obvious threat, which is fun for everyone except Clarice. Good. I hate her so much.