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KermityDaFrog: Kermity is feeling that there's a pattern here but Kermity cannot tell

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Kermity Da Frog: If they are Gay say "I"

Sharing is caring 🍫🥛

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here we gOOOOOOO!!!

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Kermity Da Frog: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHADOW!!!!

Happy birthday to the both of us!!! sending my marbled fire spirit cake in spirit! :D

Thank you all so much for your support and birthday wishes! My birthday was really busy, but also super-duper fun!!

Thank you all for your patience too, I'll work on requests as soon as I am able to!

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Kermity: One Shongle Shit please with a side of coke and some dipping sauce

My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

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It's always like this!!! 😭😭😭

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Kermitydafrog: Never once have I met a normal person in my life

who's with me

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Hi there,

I’m reaching out with a quiet hope in my heart. These days are heavy, and my family is living through a reality filled with uncertainty—but I’m still here, doing my best to hold on and keep going.

If you have a moment, please check out my pinned post.

A simple share could help it reach someone who might be able to make a difference.

If you’re able to give, even the smallest kindness can bring light into the darkest places.

Your time, your voice, your compassion — it all matters more than you know.

With deep gratitude,

@nadinfamily

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Short storytime I had no idea I got my thanatophobia after witnessing my grandma's friend who does our laundry die infront of me because unfortunately she did not make it to the hospital on time 😔

I wasn't close with her but she was a really nice Aunt and she was the first person I went and visit/attend there funeral

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Asexual is Asexual and we belong in the community too pal that's it end of discussion thank you for reading this whole part or some of it or just the end of it

You are LGBT if..

You are lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender. That’s it. Aces aren’t LGBT.

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Reblogging rn

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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KermityDaFrog: YIPPEEEE

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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Yo! Anon from before!

I have no idea how the fucc did I not see that it literally says 'Requests: Open'. I'm blinder than Dora the Explorer fr. 💀

So about that request. I was actually inspired for that Hazbin Hotel request you made for @/hazbinwhoree. The one about Adam x Male Imp Reader?

This was such a big brain idea, ngl. Idk why, but I've always found the idea of royalty demons (in this case, higer up angel) being in a relationship with lower class demons extremely romantic! Not in that weird fetishy way, but like sweet secretive way! 💞

So I was wondering if you could by any chance spare a few headcanons about that? Romantic, platonic, whatever you want! No limits, go wild! I just want see what you will write for this! ❣️

Kermity Da Frog: I'M ON MY WAY! I'll use Adam for this(No Duh Me 😭)

Adam(Headcannons)

He will denies it at first and it was chaotic getting upset and angry fro falling for such a stupidly hot ass imp like you

He will start cussing a storm at you if he ever gets so flustered which you can't see because his face is covered with his mask but if he wasn't wearing it his face is all red like a tomato

Who confessed first? Him by accident and you just initiate it by saying....

Y/N: "I like you too...Romantically Adam"

Adam: "I- Uh- what? I- Pfft- Ofcourse! Who wouldn't? I'm the dick master after all even imps like you fall in love with me and can't resist THIS! Y-yeah..."

You giggled which cause him to get flustered again and cuss under his breath

Once you guys started dating He loves wrapping his wings around you

His touch starve

He still is a dick in the relationship which is why everyone agrees he is the "Dick Master" because he is one of the biggest Dickhead in Heaven

Every Extermination Day after killing some demons he would sneak into your house for either sex or cuddles

Does anyone know about this relationship? Yes, His Right Hand Girl Lute and only she knows this and no one else

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Erm hiii! Not to bother but could u uhm plz write a small, cute, gothic s/o x Boyfriend and Pico (separate)? If not that's okay!!!

Kermity Da Frog: Okie!

BF

You have a LOT of overprotective friends and family members so it won't be called FNF if he didn't had a singing battle with everyone in your family and friends

It was chaotic

But he loves you still land will do anything for you

He isn't that possessive but he will be if someone did crossed the line which will end badly for that person as they get roasted by a rapper/singer like him

His very clingy and affectionate

Love language? Touch and Words

It's no surprise if he starts singing for you and only for you

Pico

He will DEFINITELY kill for you unlike BF he is overprotective and possessive

His love language are more of his overprotective actions

He is both your bodyguard and lover carrying a gun 24/7

Outside his this aggressive man but behind closed doors his still the same but more teasing and a bit cuddly

He loves to impress you by showing you his battle skills and cooking skills which surprised you that he actually knows how to cook

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Kermity Da Frog: Same

Who's your Mates or Crushes go! If single do a T Pose

Peach Shade was too sad to t pose

Though Pure Choco Powder might of had some previous relationships…