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huh !

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why was the rotom pokedex like that btw

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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A collection, for a well loved garf

A bonus picture for anyone who wants it

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*dick comes detached and shoots out the window like a bottle rocket, emitting a harsh whistling noise as it arcs over the treeline and out of sight* I swear that's never happened before.

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*gets hit in the head by a detached dick having whizzed out over a nearby treeline like a bottle rocket, emitting a harsh whistling noise* I swear that's never happened before.

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well that can't be good

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Officially licensed 2025 Bowser hat from Japan.

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Kings

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i havent stopped thinking about this tiktok and wanted it on my blog

[VD: A TikTok from @/soupygarbagejuice. It starts with a clip captioned "Biggest Croissant In Malaysia", of a waiter bringing out a large plate with a massive croissant on it out to a woman at a table. Voiceover says "Today I wanted to eat a Croissant–". A man stitches the video, greenscreened over the final frame. Transcript is as follows:

"A few months ago, this was the last TikTok I saw before falling asleep, and I didn't dream about croissants, I didn't dream about her. Every single dream that I had for a while took place in a reality where Billy Joel– one of Billy Joel's greatest hits was called 'The Biggest Croissant in Malaysia'. It just existed, it played on the radio, people would talk about it in the background, 'He played it at The Garden last night'! So at one point I woke up and did my best to recreate exactly what it sounded like in the dreams. [Singing over piano and drums] She ordered the biggest croissant in Malaysia! She ordered the biggest croissant in town, cause Daddy's not around anymore! He's in Singapore, he's in Singapore!"

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