kellandavidchristopher

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Sometimes I feel bad about not liking my biological parents. Like they’re my parents. They raised me even if they didn’t do a great job of it. There were good times just like there were bad times.

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Bruh being adopted into a healthy family is crazy. They say “I love you” n shit. It’s bonkers. Truly. Because as a boy who was largely ignored by his parents or abused by them it’s so cool to see someone actually love me for me even if I piss them off.

My adopted mom is so cool. She never says “I love you but..” she ALWAYS says “…but I love you” even when she’s mad.

I’m learning to be a part of a family that actually wants to spend time together. My little sibling (12 enby) seeks me out to hang out with and our sister (21) too. Just tonight we played a game I got for Easter.

That’s right. I got Easter presents. Just two weeks after I got birthday presents. Just a few short months after I got Christmas presents! 🎁

It’s so nuts to me how this works. I’ve never felt so loved.

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She asked me for a ring. 💍

I get her a ring. 💍

She kisses me and says she’s on cloud nine 9️⃣

I’m obsessed. 🤩

I will die a happy man. 👨

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

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A friend recently explained to me that grocery stores will move inventory around to get you to wander more and hopefully get you to buy more than you originally planned.

I hate it. It's annoying and conniving. But it makes sense.

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Reminder to self:

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Sometimes I just think about her and how I have her and I get to be her man. Like this is everything I’ve dreamed of. For real? I get to love her? I get to spoil her? I get to be her biggest fan?! Incredible! No notes!

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There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

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And then she says shit like “propose with a mini cow” but then says she would be happy with a Hereford calf since I can get one easily from my herd back home. And talks about needing a 3D printer for our house someday.

And I just

I cannot.

I fucking love her so much.

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dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

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It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

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im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

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dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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I used to think if I could have any super power it would be invisibility. But now as a man with a family? Force fields. Invulnerability. Those things are more important. If I can protect them? That’s the best.

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You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong