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My favorite part about httyd is just how violent it is

I was just watching the second movie and during the dragon race there’s a part where Tuffnut just lights up Snotlout with a blast and they all just laugh it off, like no Tuff you just killed him. Snotlout is fucking dead.

That fiery cloud is Snotlout. You just killed him. His ass is NOT surviving that.

Now that I think about it it’s mostly just him, like dude I don’t think anyone here likes you…not even ur own dragon

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We were robbed of twin tomfoolery

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They all methheads what do u want me to say.

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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I like how Clint narrates and he’s like “I hate Bucky” and then Bucky narrates and he’s like “I do NOT fw Clint”

Honorable mention: the part where Bucky is like “Well I don’t hate Hawkeye I respect him.” And then he thinks for a second more and he’s like “Well I don’t respect him. So maybe that’s the problem.”

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“The winter soldier look is so hot” yeah I don’t really find the leather fit where he was muzzled and tortured for years to be real attractive but to each their own

“I miss his long hair” fuck you, Bucky short hair made me happier than anything cuz like he finally got to cut that shit that he’s used to sticking to his face with oil, blood, and sweat and hair holds memories and all that stuff. Plus in Howling Commandos his hair was short and it feels like he’s becoming the man he once was and I will forever cheer for that.

Bucky bringing back blue as his color makes me so joyous cuz like that was his color in the first avenger!! And then he got to rep it again in late avengers and tfatws and I love that sm for him look at my healing strong resilient man!!!

I’m so proud of him and his journey and then thunderbolts was like “FUCK U LONG HAIR BLACK OUTFIT” NOOOO U DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME IM GONNA BE SICK

And yea you could argue him having long hair again means like “he’s comfortable enough with himself to have it long again” but shshh I also just like the short hair.

Also like I’m all for his healing journey and I too think we should ditch the winter soldier title but like Bucky darling I love u sm I’m not calling you white wolf.

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You like Bucky Barnes because he’s hot and brooding I like Bucky Barnes because he has a beautiful journey of growth, we are not the same

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I got one of those fancy collectors figures and safe to say I’m def not a collector so he’s NOT rotting in a box and I will treat him better than any marvel writer 😤

I need Sam so they can kiss

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Strange parallels

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do i ship sambucky? no, not really

do i think sambucky is canon and that they are married? oh a hundred percent. they’re husbands. no question about it.

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Headcanon that you shut the fuck up

Headcanon that Bucky repeatedly tried to tear off the metal arm

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Holy shit peak

Happy pride 🦾🖤🏹

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So much joy

”Eurovision is not about winning, it’s about having fun. No one has told Lithuania either of those things” -the Swedish commentators

(or something along those lines)

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Vote me for next marvel movie director, it’s called “Avengers Disassemble”

We open to Bucky packing up his things and getting his own apartment and he looks comfy and cozy and then Hawkeye (Not Jeremy Renner) shows up and is like “I’m the only huzz you got left alive plus you and wilson divorced” and then they run into the sunset

Thunderbolts goes back to calling themselves thunderbolts and they all live happily ever after <3

it’s approximately 3 minutes long.

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The man who says "Sauna". That's the post basically. He's the moment.

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This was an impossible list to make, I love all of the entries this year 😭💔

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I was so distraught earlier when my sister texted me that Milkshake man didn’t make it to the finals and I checked Instagram later to see the video Go-Jo posted about the loss, so I reposted it to my story and wrote “Tell me who I need to kill” and he liked it

Now I know he prolly was like “oh someone reposted this” and then put his phone back down but if I was the wrong person i’d take it as a sign of encouragement, so I made this shirt: