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I read all the current chapters in one sitting last night, stayed up til 4:30am because it was so good. SO good!!! Amazing work :)

Euro Trip (masterlist)

Masterlist for my newest, ongoing Rafe Cameron/Topper Thornton series - Euro Trip!

Series synopsis: In the summer break preceding college, you and your best friends Kelce and Topper plan a Euro Trip to take before you’re separated in the fall. What happens when Kelce’s father forces him to cancel, and he has to give the ticket to someone (an infuriating someone) else?

Pairing: Rafe x Kook!reader, Topper x Kook!reader

Warnings (so far): language, drinking (will update as I go)

Part 1: euro trip

Part 2: not your sweetheart

Part 3: past tense

Part 4: isn’t it obvious?

Part 5: do I make you nervous?

Part 6: you’re you, Rafe Cameron

Part 7: i like me better

Part 8: my girl

Part 9: all in

Part 10 coming soon!

Related posts: y/n’s story, y/n’s story p2, Rafe’s story, playlist (made by the INCREDIBLE @r0und3bitch), Topper’s story

Blurbs: the look

HCs tag!

Prompt list

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The Secrets One Keeps || J.M, R.C 

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Summary: You spend the day with some unexpected company. Meanwhile the tables turn for JJ as he stumbles onto something he’d never thought he’d see.  

Warnings: Emotional pining, bit o’ angst, swearing, references to stalking ig :’), mentions of drug usage. 

Pairings: Reader x JJ Maybank, Reader x Rafe Cameron

A/N: Thank you guys sm for being patient with me and this fic, I’ve said this before but your beautifully kind words of encourgement really make the frustrating process of wanting to get everything perfect, sosoososososoooo worthwhile!! 

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Part 4

JJ’s eyes held the weight of the world as he engaged in an intense stare down with the chipped ceiling above him. He hadn’t slept at all, not even able to lull himself into that midpoint where one teeters the line between lucid and unconsious.

After coming home to an especially furious Kie, it had taken the pair what JJ had figured to be a minimum of 1 hour and a half to hash out the argument.

“JJ you see the way you’re behaving right?” Kie had always been calm when she argued. It drove JJ insane. Because whilst he was all flailing limbs and incoherent yells, Kie was cold and repulsed. Although he knew it was probably better for him that she didn’t add fuel to the situation, he would have preferred it if she showed the same form of passion behind the hysteric. It would have made him feel less batshit crazy in comparison.

But the main reason why he hated arguing with her was because he didn’t know how. Truthfully, he didn’t know how to reach a conclusion with his lover without feeling either looked down on and ashamed or left with the sly feeling of underplaying tension still in the air. Usually he’d attempt to ignore it until it went away, however this time every part of him told him that it would not be the case. Not when the subject of the argument was you.

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The Secrets One Keeps || J.M, R.C

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Summary: A house party stirs up some underlying feelings for Rafe and JJ. Whilst your behaviour spirals out of control.

Warnings: Heavy drug usage, unwanted physical contact, again smut if you squint, if a lil bit of unknowing emotional cheating?

Pairings: Reader x JJ Maybank, Reader x Rafe Cameron

A/N: Okay so I started off really liking this chapter and then towards the end I got really deflated by it 😢 I have the next two chapters planned but I’ve been struggling to begin writing it bc of the way this one made me feel. But your kind kind words of encouragement really keep me going and make me want to write more and for that I thank you sm!!

Also also!! Ik it’s a bit slowburn rn, I’m just trying to really build that tension between the characters before they all tip over the edge and implode in angst and drama !!

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Part 3

You looked up at the Cameron mansion through your coated eyelashes. You could feel the music pumping through the architecture from outside where you stood alone, prepping yourself for what was bound to be an eventful night.

The pogues had offered to pick you up so you could all walk in together, but an excuse left your mouth with ease. It was almost like second nature to you by now.

In reality you hadn’t wanted to come in with them because you wanted to make an entrance. You wanted eyes to turn to you when you walked in, you wanted Rafe to savour the image of you alone in a sea of bodies without the rest of the pogues dampening his perspective.

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the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

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Wait

hihi!! this is my entiry for the brilliant and beautiful @berrynarrybanana‘s Sex Bucket List Challenge: Sex On A Boat edition! Casey is genuinely one of my favorite people on here and I was so excited to participate! Every piece in this challenge has blown my socks off, so I’m little nervous posting with such talented writers!  Its a different exploration of one of my favorite concepts, yacht!harry and I hope you enjoy!! Humungo thank you to my wife Casey for everything and @harrywearingvans​ and @smokeinherperfume​ for helping me edit my truly horrendous spelling!!!

Challenge Masterlist · my masterlist 

the summer you spend as a chef on a yacht, slowly but surely falling for harry who’s the lead deckhand on board.

It’s the last day of the season. 

For most people, spending a summer trotting around the Mediterranean ocean is restful and relaxing. But that’s not the case for you. Instead of settling into the tanning glow of vacation, you’ve only gotten paler from when the summer started. But spending your days tucked away in the galley haven’t come without its perks. 

Harry’s mainly one of them. As the lead deckhand on board, his dicking around time is upsettingly short. But he spends it all with you. The crew has spent the majority of the summer teasing the magnetism the two of you share and mostly it’s embarrassing that you can’t hide it better. 

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Take this with you

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boost if able, re: minnesota protests

in case y’all didn’t see, the Minnesota Freedom Fund is actually good on donations after that massive fundraise yesterday and is directing people to donate to other causes, including Black Visions Collective, Reclaim The Block, and Northstar Health Collective.

MFF page for verification.

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You’re in love with your best friend, he has no idea, and there are plenty of complications in your way.

A/N: It’s finally here!!! I’ve been talking about this story (mostly to myself but sometimes on here) for about a year, and I’ve finally managed to write it and be satisfied with it! I give you best friends with occasional benefits AND sub!Harry! Thank you to my usual and favourite hype girl @all-things-fic for once again validating me. I love you! Don’t be scared to come talk to me afterwards! Kate xxx

Word count: 15,016

The sound of a heavy wave crashing against the cliff side and then curling against the shore brings a twitch to your lips. You’ve missed that sound - it’s familiar; comforting. You’ve missed it here - your small haven that is Lusty Glaze beach in Newquay. You only live a ten minute walk up the road but it’s closed half the year given the steep steps you have to scale to get to it. It’s not safe in the winter. Hell, sometimes it’s not really safe in the summer, but the beach is relatively small compared to most in the area, so it’s worth it.

You rest your chin on the top of the handle of your brush as you watch a couple of surfers making the most of the early waves. It’s windy today so it’s rough enough, but it’s still a bit chilly for your liking. You can’t wait for the weather to warm up.

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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these are the new soundtrack to my harry daydreams now i will let them roll in 🥰

yes playlist omg now i’m listening to the song and i would love a whole daydreaming playlist wow

I MADE A DREAMY DREAMY DREAMY ONE AND A MORES SEXY SENSUAL ONE!!!!

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

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“you fully believe you’re the main character of your friend group, and you think you’re keeping this on the DL but everyone knows you think that. it’s okay though, because you’re annoyingly good at just about anything you try, even if there is a bit of a learning curve. so you do you, and don’t vague tweet about this.” i’m scared how do you know me

please take my which victorious character are you? quiz thank you x

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I’m begging you to look at this.

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OUCH my heart hurts please give me more

Cleopatra prt. 2

Continuation of Cleopatra.

You can read the first part, here.

“Damn your wife. I’ll be your mistress, just to have you around…”

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I am 25 and I have never been in love. That’s one of those facts that makes me Sit and stew and sigh like a dog on One of his off days.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But I once drove twenty minutes to a Bakery to get my friend a cake for her 16th birthday with the face of her Favorite band on it. And she told me That was her favorite thing she’s ever Gotten and we watched fireworks all night.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But I have held someone after a breakup As they cried and cried and cried, And gave them my favorite jam and tea And told them that if love is an anchor That means it is also a boat. You will find Your way to harbor again.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But I have raised terrified kittens in my Bedroom. You let them sniff you first, You always let them sniff you, you put Out food, you don’t give chase. You wait. And one day they come to you. And sit on your lap and purr like A motor terraforming Mars itself.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But I have picked myself up after all My worst days and given myself soup When I’m so sick I can’t stand And given myself cakes on the days I feel Like dead ashes and tape that’s lost its stickiness. I have licked my own wounds and healed my own Bruises, I have called myself beautiful Even when I don’t feel it.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But maybe I have.

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Because of the Fifth Amendment, no one in the U.S. may legally be forced to testify against himself, and because of the Fourth Amendment, no one’s records or belongings may legally be searched or seized without just cause. However, American police are trained to use methods of deception, intimidation and manipulation to circumvent these restrictions. In other words, cops routinely break the law—in letter and in spirit—in the name of enforcing the law. Several examples of this are widely known, if not widely understood.

1) “Do you know why I stopped you?” Cops ask this, not because they want to have a friendly chat, but because they want you to incriminate yourself. They are hoping you will “voluntarily” confess to having broken the law, whether it was something they had already noticed or not. You may think you are apologizing, or explaining, or even making excuses, but from the cop’s perspective, you are confessing. He is not there to serve you; he is there fishing for an excuse to fine or arrest you. In asking you the familiar question, he is essentially asking you what crime you just committed. And he will do this without giving you any “Miranda” warning, in an effort to trick you into testifying against yourself.

2) “Do you have something to hide?” Police often talk as if you need a good reason for not answering whatever questions they ask, or for not consenting to a warrantless search of your person, your car, or even your home. The ridiculous implication is that if you haven’t committed a crime, you should be happy to be subjected to random interrogations and searches. This turns the concept of due process on its head, as the cop tries to put the burden on you to prove your innocence, while implying that your failure to “cooperate” with random harassment must be evidence of guilt.

3) “Cooperating will make things easier on you.” The logical converse of this statement implies that refusing to answer questions and refusing to consent to a search will make things more difficult for you. In other words, you will be punished if you exercise your rights. Of course, if they coerce you into giving them a reason to fine or arrest you, they will claim that you “voluntarily” answered questions and “consented” to a search, and will pretend there was no veiled threat of what they might do to you if you did not willingly “cooperate.” (Such tactics are also used by prosecutors and judges via the procedure of “plea-bargaining,” whereby someone accused of a crime is essentially told that if he confesses guilt—thus relieving the government of having to present evidence or prove anything—then his suffering will be reduced. In fact, “plea bargaining” is illegal in many countries precisely because it basically constitutes coerced confessions.)

4) “We’ll just get a warrant.” Cops may try to persuade you to “consent” to a search by claiming that they could easily just go get a warrant if you don’t consent. This is just another ploy to intimidate people into surrendering their rights, with the implication again being that whoever inconveniences the police by requiring them to go through the process of getting a warrant will receive worse treatment than one who “cooperates.” But by definition, one who is threatened or intimidated into “consenting” has not truly consented to anything.

5.) We have someone who will testify against you Police “informants” are often individuals whose own legal troubles have put them in a position where they can be used by the police to circumvent and undermine the constitutional rights of others. For example, once the police have something to hold over one individual, they can then bully that individual into giving false, anonymous testimony which can be used to obtain search warrants to use against others. Even if the informant gets caught lying, the police can say they didn’t know, making this tactic cowardly and illegal, but also very effective at getting around constitutional restrictions.

6) “We can hold you for 72 hours without charging you.” Based only on claimed suspicion, even without enough evidence or other probable cause to charge you with a crime, the police can kidnap you—or threaten to kidnap you—and use that to persuade you to confess to some relatively minor offense. Using this tactic, which borders on being torture, police can obtain confessions they know to be false, from people whose only concern, then and there, is to be released.

7) “I’m going to search you for my own safety.” Using so-called “Terry frisks” (named after the Supreme Court case of Terry v. Ohio, 392 U.S. 1), police can carry out certain limited searches, without any warrant or probable cause to believe that a crime has been committed, under the guise of checking for weapons. By simply asserting that someone might have a weapon, police can disregard and circumvent the Fourth Amendment prohibition on unreasonable searches.

U.S. courts have gone back and forth in deciding how often, and in what circumstances, tactics like those mentioned above are acceptable. And of course, police continually go far beyond anything the courts have declared to be “legal” anyway. But aside from nitpicking legal technicalities, both coerced confessions and unreasonable searches are still unconstitutional, and therefore “illegal,” regardless of the rationale or excuses used to try to justify them. Yet, all too often, cops show that to them, the Fourth and Fifth Amendments—and any other restrictions on their power—are simply technical inconveniences for them to try to get around. In other words, they will break the law whenever they can get away with it if it serves their own agenda and power, and they will ironically insist that they need to do that in order to catch “law-breakers” (the kind who don’t wear badges).

Of course, if the above tactics fail, police can simply bully people into confessing—falsely or truthfully—and/or carry out unconstitutional searches, knowing that the likelihood of cops having to face any punishment for doing so is extremely low. Usually all that happens, even when a search was unquestionably and obviously illegal, or when a confession was clearly coerced, is that any evidence obtained from the illegal search or forced confession is excluded from being allowed at trial. Of course, if there is no trial—either because the person plea-bargains or because there was no evidence and no crime—the “exclusionary rule” creates no deterrent at all. The police can, and do, routinely break the law and violate individual rights, knowing that there will be no adverse repercussions for them having done so.

Likewise, the police can lie under oath, plant evidence, falsely charge people with “resisting arrest” or “assaulting an officer,” and commit other blatantly illegal acts, knowing full well that their fellow gang members—officers, prosecutors and judges—will almost never hold them accountable for their crimes. Even much of the general public still presumes innocence when it comes to cops accused of wrong-doing, while presuming guilt when the cops accuse someone else of wrong-doing. But this is gradually changing, as the amount of video evidence showing the true nature of the “Street Gang in Blue” becomes too much even for many police-apologists to ignore.

http://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties/7-ways-police-will-break-law-threaten-or-lie-you-get-what-they-want