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imagine a kingdon NASCAR or F1 au where langdon is an up-and-coming driver and mel is a new member of his pitt crew.

think about the practice dates and the pit crew to WAG pipeline … and if langdon is already engaged—the drama of the extramarital relationship within a high-adrenaline workplace …

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why reject a pregame offer to read fanfic of your favorite ship on ao3 until u lose the ability to differentiate canon from fanon, when u can read fanfic of your favorite ship on ao3 until u lose the ability to differentiate canon from fanon at the pregame instead ??

we must open our minds to the possibility that we can have everything that we desire …

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brb crying over edits of eric and sookie … bill compton u are nothing.

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i just feel like frank langdon would turn away the majority of his visitors during rehab, but for some reason he’s just consumed by this innate pull towards mel and accepts her visits. they grow closer during his stay, slowly becoming friends as time passes and his stomach expands from the homemade baked goods that she fills him with. once he’s finally approved to start back up at ptmc, they immediately return to the workflow that they adopted during their sole, previous, 15-hour shift. langdon is finding his groove with the others, but he’s already fitted to mel.

all that’s left to do is wait for their season 5 hand graze.

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paul baker pls lemme chomp on that mustache and keep those stache trimmings in the brine that my grillo’s hot dill pickle spears marinate in.

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religious subtext is present in my humor due to previous experiences … i share a birthday with our new pope … shawn hatosy has been a Pope … do u see where im going with this ?

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at that age where i’m not sure if i was meant to exist for any reason besides becoming overly attached to the lives of fictional characters.

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senior attending physician dr. michael "robby" robinavitch can be quite the robinabitch to samira and collins, two beautiful infallible women. bro needs to take a note from langdon and pop some benzos (clonazepam) to loosen that stick up his ass before it travels further up his digestive tract and splinters, which will just make him bitchier and pissier.

love him though he's goated.

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the pitt x random tiktok comments i’ve screenshotted over the years (pt. 2)

ft. michael robinavitch, mel king, samira mohan, heather collins, and victoria javadi

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the pitt x random tiktok comments i’ve screenshotted over the years

ft. trinity santos, jack abbot, frank langdon, dennis whitaker, and cassie mckay

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| CASSIE MCKAY moodboard

for the persistent woman who continuously betters herself while remaining educated. she may don ankle jewelry, but that is of little importance when her intelligence and dedication to her family are accounted for.

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imagine: samira goes through her man’s printed photos and finds insane content … from flipping the bird to pics that she took before they were together to failed teenage modeling endeavors

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serenity.

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come season 2, paul baker and anton are going to be inside each other the same way samir's parents are inside jackson's hole ...

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| DENNIS WHITAKER moodboard

for those whose perpetual exhaustion has etched itself onto their features. although they experience chronic misfortune, they manage to use their skillset to prosper in spite of circumstances.

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jack abbot & samira mohan : a love story told in two parts.

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adults fx fan is also buddie fan. in other news fork found in kitchen.