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My favorite Trigun character, Thousands Pounds Pancakes

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Alien that just crash landed on Earth: Georp Glorp Dink Boing Dink Rododo

Me: Ok so does that have anything to do with The Simpsons or are we just talking about your stuff now.

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Tried to Shazam the sound of my heart healing itself slowly over the years, unfortunately there’s nothing like the sound of my own growth because it is mine and mine alone.

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Top Expert: climate change is real, we’re killing our planet like we have a second one. The ramifications of our actions are irreparable.

Bottom Expert: I like to take it in the ass

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Microwave conversation but Ted Mosby is there:

Microwave: Mmmmmmmmmm

Ted Mosby: I'm the worst fucking person in the world.

Microwave: I hate you Ted Mosby.

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Got blazed in the woods and took this photo moments before typing this in my notes

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They REALLY don’t like it when you weigh yourself down in the public pool with iron weights and scream for help at the bottom.

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ermm

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I’m sure this has been done before but WHATEVER

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I love his boots..

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Did you see what they ate during the war? I can forgive that poor British boy for selling out his family for a Turkish Delight, whatever the fuck that is.

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The lion craves legos and animal crackers (do not give him the vaguely lion shaped one. That’s fucked up and you KNOW it.)

The lion is slowly starting to remember things his inner child wanted to forget

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Kicked me out of the rage room for not breaking anything after holding the bat up, shedding a tear on each cheek, and letting it drop through my loosening hands

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Psychiatrist: So I see you’ve marked that your not sexually active on your forms here?

Me: Yes that’s correct

Psychiatrist: *nods and scribbles “fuckin loser” on her notepad* Coooool coolcoolcool.

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Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)

30in x 48in