30s, have found I cannot escape fandom; wildly multifandom, apparently currently obsessed with Emmerdale and Robron. kickingtheladder on AO3 but mostly lurkery. Sticking most posts into a queue so I get to revisit them in 3 to 6 weeks.
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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clarence being sexy on david letterman
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I went searching for John buying himself a congratulations card and nominating himself for an award so you don’t have to
#every time i see him being nice to tracy after KILLING HER HUSBAND and tracy being so lovely to him i am filled with rage#tracy you should get to murder this man and then the rest of the village will help cover it up for you because oh my GOD#also oh my god in a different tone of voice about the rest of this lmaooooooo#the pretending to not be himself and making sure they know about him 'saving' jacob is truly something#emmerdale
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also aaron hearing john speak gibberish in his sleep and also john leaving the dashcam video on his laptop really is making me begin to think aaron will be the first one (other than robert) to figure out john is not at all what he seems. delicious.
#yesssssssss#I REALLY HOPE SO#he already has WTFed about john before but i guess he just never really cared enough#to persist in WTFing and actually getting to the bottom of things#but now he has a reason to care!#and then he finds out and then john whips out his chekov's guns of his dual blackmails#and it all gets complicated and angstridden and i am here for it#emmerdale
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robert lies a lot but arguably the biggest lie he's ever told was when he said that aaron 'wasn't that irresistible' ok horny man i saw you attempting to murder multiple people just so you could keep fucking him
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not to severely clown but picture them keeping affair 2.0 embargoed until it really kicks off — like the second the episode airs, suddenly it’s promo central. official stills. joint photoshoot etc eg the reverse of this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#i have...... so many questions about this photo#why are they wearing these things?#what it with these colours?#WHY THE BALLOONS????#it's an affair reveal party I GUESS#emmerdale
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There is literally no circumstance where I support age verification to access a website. As I've said before I'm very much the "there's nuance here" person on almost everything but on this issue there's no nuance for me, it's awful and horrible in and of itself and it also sets an awful and horrible precedent
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John nominated himself for an award?!?!
#so embarrassingly hilarious#john what are you doing you loser#it all makes robert's crack about the award even better
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I like that John now has blackmail material on both Robert and Aaron, I hope these Chekov's guns do actually go off at some point.
#chekov's anthony's body i am READY#i think that might also go the other way and is maybe another nail in the coffin for john#but before that i want john to blackmail aaron into staying with him by threatening to blow open the murder/body hiding#he can get aaron and ruby and caleb and chas and cain with that one!#and then of course he now presumably has footage of robert clonking him over the head with a wrench#which is much more direct blackmail material that he can hang over robert's head#embrace your creepy villainy john embrace it!#emmerdale#emmerdale spoilers
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Just a reminder for people…
Liv does not have a grave for anyone to visit. She has a joint memorial bench with Harriet at the bus stop. So technically Robert has already been there. He got arrested by Swirling there. Haha.
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I watched Jaws for the first time last night and this was all I could think of the whole time
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DOCTOR WHO
| 05.10 | “Vincent and the Doctor”
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He's playing you like he plays everyone else
Emmerdale | 01.08.25
#I do love this for a) aaron telling himself with SUCH great determination that this is what is happening#Robert is awful (because he left him all those years ago) and Aaron doesn't need him and is happy in his new life#And how dare Robert come back now and tell him otherwise when he's just doing what Robert forced him into anyway#And no of course he is just angry at Robert nothing else why would he be feeling anything else#Aaron is COMMITTED to this#And also b) because Aaron is going to feel SO BAD about all of these things that he's said and done#When he does admit to all the things he's not admitting to and acknowledge that he's feeling this way because Robert hurt him#And he still loves him and has never stopped and he's been being a dick all this time because of that#And also when all the John stuff comes out and he realises Robert was right the whole time#But even without that he'd still feel bad about it and that's going to be great i can't wait for him to have a meltdown about this#Because I love angst and I especially love angst with these two#And also when aaron is kind to robert I am going to lose my fucking mind#ANYWAY that got long#Emmerdale#Emmerdale spoilers#Wait also c) I enjoy aaron being a petty dick even under the circumstances because it is hilarious
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people must be so confused as to why something called emmerdale is trending multiple times a day multiple days a week
#lmaoooo#The day Aaron says out loud that he still loves robert we may break Tumblr#Given we're getting this excited about them not interacting or Aaron being mean to Robert lol#Emmerdale
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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A2 for @strongestpersoniknow - let’s ignore how Aaron’s being this week because we know he’d save Robert from evil John in the end if it comes to it.
#Aw I love this!#So cute!#I do hope aaron gets to save robert from john it would be very satisfying#Emmerdale
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