Can we see how the Matsus would react to finding out their partner is extremely rich? And in the most ridiculous way possible. I.e. "Can you buy (random food chain name) please?" Matsu asks from next to them while reader is on their phone, thinking they have door dash. "Sure." Orders and buys the entire franchise. Two hours later. "Where's the food? I thought it would be here by now." Matsu asks. "You wanted the food?" Reader asks in a panic. News flicks on to the buying of said food chain.
too many plot points for all six for me to follow and have fun, but heres chokeis <3 i might do more later
Osomatsu’s yawning again, scratching his half exposed stomach on this lush ass carpet. His little piggy bank keeps Osomatsu nice and comfy. It’s kinda silly how lucky he was to hit the jackpot like this.
It’s been a while since Osomatsu found out that Hatabou’s got a literal run for his fuckin’ money. But it makes sense that Osomatsu could charm the pants offa and coins outta you, after all he’s just that good!
“Hey,” He calls over his shoulder, now bored with the manga he’d leafed through. “You wanna do me a favor?” Osomatsu asks, because he knows you definitely do. He’s starving! “Can you buy Fakkin,” And just to be sweet, adds a little smile with a pleeease at the end.
You push his shoulder forward with your foot, then he hears you sit up. You lay on your stomach, with a mixed expression. “Sure.”
It’s so amazing that you can just order whatever you want, whenever you want. Money sure does buy everything.
“Thank youu!” You smile, and bury your face into your cell phone screen. Looks serious, so Osomatsu lets you be by entertaining himself.
Then an hour passes. Well, these things can take time, and when he asks about it, you say you’re still on it. Two hours go by, then finally Osomatsu snaps.
“Oi! I’m so hungrryyy, what gives?! You’ve glued to your phone, not even paying attention to me! I’m dying!!”
You smile, “I just finished getting everything together.”
Osomatsu’s stamping on the ground impatiently, “Well, where is it?! I’m so hungry, and it’s been two hours!”
Your smile falters, “I did what you asked?”
“It doesn’t take two hours to buy burgers!” Osomatsu whines, “Even if you ordered it online!”
“You…you wanted the food?” You’re sweating, showing Osomatsu your phone screen. You’ve been organizing a press release for First Kitchen’s new owner.
“Eh?”
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Karamatsu rests his head on your shoulder, letting his fingers walk from one side to the other. Doing cute things like this makes you spoil him, hm? Well, it’s understandable since he is your ultimate Karamatsu experience!
So tip-tap-tip-tap, all the way across your shoulder before he lets his arm rest. It’s cooler than the yawn and stretch technique, it’s even fresh too!
You’ve gotta be primed and prepped for him, eh? Karamatsu can’t leave you waiting, besides he has a request! It’s not every day a humble guy like Karamatsu can ask his gorgeous little leather wallet for a gift.
“My Karamatsu turtledove, I feel a sensation rumbling deep within my body, it’s growling intensity grows stronger! I do believe,” Karamatsu pauses, to throw off his shades. He stares into your eyes with fiery passion, “It’s lunch time!”
You laugh at his presentation, and Karamatsu adores that you find him entertaining.
“Alright.”
“The skies are so bright, the wind is sparkling like lightining shall be carried on its currents, we should sieze the day! Grab the bull by the horns, and say ciel la vie!” Karamatsu continues!
“We shall acquire the most delicious bounty, my Karamatsu honey! Please purchase Tenya! There’s one nearby, you can get it using your phone.” Karamatsu points out the location that’s in walking distance.
Karamatsu puts his shades back on, crossing his legs with a hmph! You’re seduced by his manly display, “And hurry.” He tacts on. “Sure.”
Well…you don’t hurry. You text, and text, and text! Karamatsu’s stomach is eating itself, “My angel…where is the food?”
You start panicking, “Did you want the food?”
“What else could I have been asking for?” Karamatsu drops the act, “What did you do?” Karamatsu stares in disbelief as he sees the Tenya location slowly put up an “Under New management” banner.
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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
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saul smacks his girl/ secretary's ass whenever they pass him.
Office misconduct but in a sexy way
Including but not limited to,
Her getting a little pat on the ass anytime she walks by him, paired with a mischievous smirk from him and a (not actually) fed up sigh from her
Him saying “toots, can u bend over and pick that pen up for me” (he definitely could have picked the pen up on his own)
Elaborating on the pet names his favorites are toots, sweetheart, and little lady
Him asking her to take a look at his paperwork and offering his lap as a seat (he knows what he’s doing) lazily explaining legal stuff to her while staring at her thighs
When he gets stressed she gives him a massage (she knows what she’s doing)
Late nights at the office with sooooo my sexual tension, nothing really needs to get done but neither of them want to go home yet
- whoops went a lil overboard here
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