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killeroffbeat · 2 years ago

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i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

#oh my absolute god #who the hell doesn’t love Donna #seriously #dw

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killeroffbeat · 2 years ago

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Supernatural undeniably and irrevocably took a turn for the worse when Sam and Dean stopped impersonating college students and priests and repairmen and stuck solely to impersonating the FBI

#oh my god #why is this exactly true #did copaganda ruin spn #I mean I think we all knew the men of letters bs was dumb #but damn

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killeroffbeat · 2 years ago

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killeroffbeat · 2 years ago

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Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

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killeroffbeat · 3 years ago

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I think that banana bread is a very hobbit-like food. I could imagine Bilbo having a slice with his tea. The thing is I cannot for the life of me imagine a fucking banana in Middle-Earth. They don’t belong there. Solution: banana bread just spawns in the Shire and no one fucking knows where it comes from

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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💫 Happy Birthday, CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON ✨ — b. 16th February 1964

#the best doctor #god bless eccleston #and all the derogatory nonsense that followed him after his exit #you are appreciated chris #dw

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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#for real though #I feel like I need to fully commit to self isolating just to prove all the asshole politicians wrong #not everyone will get it you dickheads #not if you do your jobs #so ha

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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happy 20th anniversary to the fellowship of the ring!

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

#everytime I see mention of cash’s hurt #I have to go listen to it #usually a few times #it’s non-negotiable #fuck does is hit hard

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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“Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets when you’ve read it several times? As if something were left between the pages every time you read it. Feelings, thoughts, sounds, smells… and then, when you look at the book again many years later, you find yourself there, too, a slightly younger self, slightly different, as if the book had preserved you like a pressed flower… both strange and familiar.” - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

#I love this book so much #nothing else I’ve ever read has put into words how it feels to love books #not reading or stories #but like #books #when they’re in your hands #and smell like paper and you can remember the first time you read them #I love books #like their physicalness

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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#THANK YOU #yes big media like Fox sucks #but there’s so many journos who work so hard #and what we do is bc we care about the public #and want to help #yeah there’s internal politics #but find me a job where there isn’t #media helps you everyday and no one ever seems to acknowledge what we do???#just #be nicer to your journos #we’re people too

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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“samurai wakes up in the present day”

this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

#ITS HERE AGAIN #MY SECOND FAVOURITE VINE

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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wanting and not wanting at the same time

a comic for asexual awareness week

#this honestly made me cry a little bit bc it’s an ongoing internal struggle I’ve had for so long #and I understood a few years ago who I was and how I felt about sex and love and dating meant I was ace in some capacity #but I also feel like by admitting that #by acknowledging that #I’m breaking my own heart a little #I’m breaking my parents hearts a little #I’m going to spend my life alone while everyone I know and love finds partners and becomes a unit with someone in a way I’ll never get to be #and in a way I’m okay with that bc I’m okay with who I am #I want to be who I am but also I don’t #sometimes I want to be someone else #who can fill the roles she’s supposed to fill according to decades of my family tree #sometimes I feel selfish for choosing my own internal comfort over my familiy’s #this got really personal damn #who else writes a diary in their tumblr notes #ugh #personal

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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Well, then the droid does belong to you.

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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hello your hair looks really good and if nothing else is going well today i at least woke up to national news here in sweden that abba is recording new music again

thank you!!! and

ABBA IS FUCKING WHAT

THEY WHAT

#holy shit #abba’s finally here to save us from the pandemic #god bless

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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time to bring back one of the most iconic movie scenes in cinematic history. Aka “parasite (affectionate)”

#I don’t care who you are or if you agree #venom was a masterpiece and I loved it #take your edgy angsty comic book bullshit and eat me #this is fucking great #not all comic book movies need to be existential

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killeroffbeat · 4 years ago

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Sword of Isildur commission for twoamhoney.tumblr.com

#always reblog the sword of isildur #also this is fantastic

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