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jet: you are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

kobes: well that's just your personal, irrational opinion. i don't have anger issues. do you guys agree with this nonsense?

ghoul: i wouldn't really call it an issue. an issue is something you can fix.

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ghoul: did you just call me a “hoe” ??

kobes: …in a loving way!

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jet: party, what are those dead bodies doing here????

party: honestly? not much. lazy bastards

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kobes: are you a cuddler?

ghoul, scoffing: i've killed multiple people. i'm a machine of death and destruction

kobes:

ghoul: god yes, hold me please

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ghoul: people always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it, two sentences in and everyone's already shouting "what the fuck that's illegal" or "you can't do that" let me talk dear god

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jet: truth or dare?

ghoul: truth.

jet: how many hours have you slept this week?

ghoul:

ghoul: dare.

jet: go to sleep.

ghoul: i don't like this game.

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jet: *running towards kobes with open arms*

kobes: *moves out of the way

jet: hey, why'd you move?!

kobes: i thought you were going to attack me.

jet: i was going to hug you!

kobes: why would you hug me?

jet: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

kobes: ...

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ghoul: i’m incredibly fast at math.

kobes: alright, what's 30×17?

ghoul: 47

kobes: that’s not even close.

ghoul: but it was fast.

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jet: do you have any skeletons in your closet?

ghoul: you mean literally or figuratively?

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the rest of the fab 4: please, i’m begging you go to a doctor.

party: i’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? stay out of it.

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ghoul: you fuckers don't know about my knife stick. it’s a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

kobes: spear.

ghoul: BLOCKED.

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ghoul: if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

ghoul: i'll just watch the pot so it never boils

ghoul: foolproof plan

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jet: is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

party: it's kind of complicated, but ghoul-

jet: got it. forget i asked.

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*skipping stones on the beach*

party: it's such a beautiful evening.

ghoul: yeah it is.

ghoul, whispering to himself: take that you fucking lake.

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kobes: you're ugly

ghoul:

ghoul: I'm wearing a mask...

kobes: and thank god for that

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Ghoul: if I was an animal, which one would I be?

Kobes: a dolphin. cute, but also a massive jerk.

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Party: That's ridiculous, Ghoul doesn't have a crush on me.

Kobes: Yes he does.

Jet: Yes he does.

Ghoul: Yes I do.