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To Kill Your Biology Teacher
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killurbioteach · 1 year ago
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its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney
we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article
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it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.
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killurbioteach · 1 year ago
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To a Worthless Teacher whose name I shall not mention
Found an old post of mine on Miraquill (formerly mirakee, as verminsavage, account is still active btw if you'd like to check it out) spewing hate at the og biology teacher in whose dishonour this blog was started:
I curse you to damnation eternal You unsightly abomination! May your after-life be infernal Rot and suffer perdition
Had you taught us lessons a few And not on your classes bailed Then perhaps we would have had a clue And we all wouldn't have failed
And now that I have scraped through (Somehow); you want to take all credit? You know my passing grade was just a fluke I'll be blasting you on reddit!
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killurbioteach · 1 year ago
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HOD
Hole the HoD
With an iron poker. Stab repeatedly until well-cooked.
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killurbioteach · 1 year ago
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Bulldog professor
Get myself a baseball bat and whack her head off
Probably wouldn't disfigure her face anymore than its existing condition
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killurbioteach · 1 year ago
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Visceral hate against the Head of the Department
This woman is a slimy bastard; I found myself wondering what it might be to go and punch her nose and have it cave into her face.
Yeah, probably would get expelled for assaulting a teacher.
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killurbioteach · 2 years ago
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I rlly want my biological teacher to die(in hard way)
I hate my biological teacher a lot she's one of my mental issues she's the worse!! Today I have her class, and who knows she call me and want me to return my old post I was very nervous and I'm not sure to abt it and I says that I can't and she made a joke abt me in front of my classmate I was a clown in everyone eyes...damn it I hate her so bad just wish she will die by me. I want to kill her a lot like shoot her in the back, throw acid into her face, and more. It's just she's making me more stressed.
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killurbioteach · 4 years ago
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Take a blunt bottle and repeatedly whack the HVAC teacher, turn him into the effing Whack-a-Mole!
Bludgeon the HVAC bastard!!!
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killurbioteach · 4 years ago
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Shove a hot iron rod up his nostrils and melt it through his skull, push it deeper in and soup his brain.
Kill the H-whack teacher
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killurbioteach · 4 years ago
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Kill Ur H-Whack Teacher...
New blog name
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killurbioteach · 4 years ago
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Parts of a Cooling Tower
In a HVAC class that nobody listens to:
Teacher: (Pop-quizzing in the class) What are the parts of a cooling tower?
Student 1: Um... Gear box
Student 2: Valves, pipes
Teacher: Well, technically, yes, but try giving something more specific?
Student 3: Fan.
Part 2:
Teacher: What are the processes in a cooling tower?
Student 1: ..... Cooling?
Teacher: .....
Part 3:
Teacher: Can you list me the types of cooling tower?
Student 1: No sir.
Teacher: ........ Why?
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killurbioteach · 5 years ago
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Slaughter the pigs! Hallelujah!
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killurbioteach · 5 years ago
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Kill the Pigs
The filthiest neighbours in existence. Even the term ‘pig’ cannot do them justice.
From today onward, this page shall be centered on slaughtering the Pigs.
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killurbioteach · 5 years ago
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He who doth Grope
By the way, has anyone noticed how Walter Gropius has a factory named ‘Fagus’ factory?
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killurbioteach · 6 years ago
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Trolling pioneers after a sucky exam.
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killurbioteach · 6 years ago
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Put two suction pumps over each of his eyelids and turn it on. First the eyes pop out, then the brain juice shoots out.
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killurbioteach · 6 years ago
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Wrap a fishnet around his head and put it into a hydraulic press. Watch as it becomes a gorey version of ‘Satisfying Slime Videos’.
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killurbioteach · 6 years ago
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Misopaedic #1
I visited my cousins last day. I hate the youngest, and the only thing I wanted to do was wring his filthy little arms till they pop out of their sockets.
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