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reblog to claim ur accreditation!!

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My partner went to pick us up some takeout for dinner and texted me this on their way home:

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reading through the very first comments on phil is not on fire because i'm bored and i actually don't think anyone has ever gotten clocked this fast in all of human history

^ this one was posted exactly 4 minutes and 51 seconds after the upload and is the 11th comment overall on the video. phistory

this is a hate comment but he has a point:

and this one is entirely unrelated i just thought it was funny:

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i am not a big rewatcher, but when i do feel like watching a viddy i suddenly forget every single video dnp have ever posted, or get too indecisive and end up not watching anything

so i made myself a wheel with over 500* videos that will pick one for me instead! and i thought i'd share it in case anyone else shares my fate

happy spinning! happy watching!

*includes pretty much all joint videos from danandphilgames, amazingphil, daniel howell, lessamazingphil, danisnotinteresting, and danandphilcrafts, a spin will give you a video and a link to it

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announcing our most important joint project ever! the phaby

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It finally happened to me.

Someone came to my house and saw my Dan and Phil and A Tiny Horse calendar, and said “I used to watch those guys. I thought they were brothers that people used to ship?”

Crazy what being a phannie in public does to you XD

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Just thought I should let you all know that I have temporarily taken my Dan and Phil calendar off the wall because it’s the only spot I can get close enough to eavesdrop on my housemates to find out when they’re moving out. Hope @amazingphil would approve.

(It will be put back up immediately after)

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My partner has come up with the perfect term for what Dan and Phil are doing to us now.

It’s too much to be a soft launch.

It’s just shy of a hard launch.

Dan and Phil are ✨ Launch Edging ✨ us.

Do with this what you will.

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Inktober Day 7: Passport

I wish I wish

With all my heart

To fly with dragons

In a land apart

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Inktober Day 6: Trek!

Tried my best to draw a Star Trek Dragon! Hope you like it!

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Inktober Day 5: Binoculars!

He sees you

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Inktober Day 4: Exotic!

I maayyy have done a bit of extra work on this guy…

But really, he was fun to draw, and I imagine this fellow has a very fancy name (perhaps Reginald, or Cornelius?) Anyways, I hope this exotic little creature shows that when the most mundane of creatures can have a a hidden beauty!

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Inktober Day 3: Boots!

Meet Aglet! He likes boots. And laces. And boots. He has one braincell. It only thinks of boots. He is a gremlin. A boot gremlin. He likes boots.

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Inktober Day 2: Discover!

I wonder what adventures await for this little fellow?

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He just wants to go to school!

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“The sponsors asked us to play this…”

is giving:

“Our friend introduced this to us, kind of as a joke”

History repeating and all that

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Everyone is talking about the BitLife Hard Launch, but you forget the other likely scenario:

Later in the game, Phil adopts Dan Howell, further confirming that Dan is in fact his son