#it’s for the greater good

[cats-fluorescent]

my friend who doesn’t know moomins drew the little heart <3

[shifterisms]

How I feel after ripping off/stealing the plots of random movies and books while also replacing the protagonist with myself

[sampilled]

I would train dean to be a premature ejaculator and shrink his dick with a cage

[kilonian]

Just thought I should let you all know that I have temporarily taken my Dan and Phil calendar off the wall because it’s the only spot I can get close enough to eavesdrop on my housemates to find out when they’re moving out. Hope @amazingphil would approve.

(It will be put back up immediately after)

[reedenthusiest]

Ok guys this might be epic (WHY ARE YOU BLURRY)

Someone on twitter said what if flint had teeth + said he could kinda look like a horse with a dogs mouth edited + I still cannot stop thinking and @/daily firestarter a flint with teeth and then I blacked out and woke up with this beast on my screen

[leaentries]

i need nico to bring back the pornstache asap

[rocktoberr]

Bubba should be allowed to do whatever he wants to with ryan

[jackofsometrade]

i want benedict bridgerton falling in love with a drag queen or transgender woman at the masquerade ball on my desk by friday

[luck-e-charms]

I want to see He Cheng with his hair down…

[transmascxielian]

gonna be honest i finally bit the bullet and set up a work mode on my phone where it blocks discord and tumblr at my school. this will probably do immense good for my screen time but ohh i’ll hate it

[cacti72]

Pwease :3

[childishfirmino]

would’ve loved to see Tottenham go down to second but thank you arsenal for dropping man city to third 🥰

[elizacinnamon]

kj is partnered with armani? if i don’t see him and lili at the same event!

Is Lili still partnered with Armani? I can’t keep up! Regardless, I hope we see them again sometime soon.

[ilikeflowey]

Im allergic to diary and sometimes I torture myself by looking at yummy cheesy meal on Pinterest.

[infimace-blog]

Everything I hear about the Lilo & Stitch revival somehow makes me angrier. Like,

That realization also led the filmmaking team to divide the character of Cobra Bubbles, Lilo's social worker in the animated film, into a CIA agent of the same name (Courtney B. Vance) and the new role of Mrs. Kekoa (Tia Carrere). "If the dramatic stakes of Lilo is that she's going to get separated from her sister, then you need a person who actually services those stakes in a credible way," Fleischer Camp says. "You can get away with that being Cobra Bubbles in an animated film — a 6-foot-5 huge dude with 'Cobra' tattooed on his knuckles is somehow a social worker in that world."

Hey. Hey, Director Dean Fleischer Camp. Why is a large black man with tattoos having a job as a social worker something you consider so ridiculous that it could only exist in animation? Why are you carefully sidestepping the fact that he is the only black character in the original film? Is it somehow more realistic to turn him into a figure who only interacts with the family through the lens of government defense against extraterrestrials? Or does the idea of a scary looking black man caring about the well-being of people's families confuse you, you racist piece of shit?

[soapbbox]

You know how in TFP Optimus can’t really remember what happened during his time without the matrix. Yeah. The sad version of this what if Optimus met cogless Megatron.

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