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Matthias: Would it kill you to say thanks?
Kaz: Maybe. It’s not worth the risk.
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Why is no one talking about how Inej literally killed someone for Kaz?????
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by demigodbeautiies
“Sit still,” Henry said, for what might have been the fifteenth time that evening.
Henry had been planning something nice, he had said. And Alex wanted that, very much so, especially when Henry had started to kiss him.
But he wasn’t exactly in the right mood to focus. To be obedient.
Words: 4553, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 19 of Alex Claremont-Diaz is a Sub
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor
Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor
Additional Tags: Dom/sub, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Sex Toys, Vibrators, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Crying, Safewords, Aftercare, Bratting, Sub Alex Claremont-Diaz, Name-Calling
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To Hurt and Heal: 21k
They say that everybody who gets out of Azkaban comes out a little mad. After the war, Draco Malfoy spends three months in Azkaban. He just wants to go insane in peace, but Harry Potter finds that he, inexplicably, still can’t leave Draco alone.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15783759
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Edward would have 0 reason to be bad at sex since he’s had 100 + years of free porn playing in his head. Like even when they’re sitting in the restaurant he says he can hear people thinking about sex. You know Bella got that good dick, send tweet.
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The real question is, if Jasper had killed Bella by accident would Edward have killed him? Like how would that have gone?? Would he have killed Jasper?? Would he have TRIED to kill Jasper and LOST??? I need answers
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So the boy I’m talking to just recently finished watching all the twilight movies and today he told me that after the second one the only reason he continued watching was because he knew how much I loved them and wanted to be able to talk about it with me,, and honestly I’m ready to love him for the rest of my life
#twilight rennaisance#twilight#romance#this was cute#literally in love with him#now ill be watching star wars for him#god i fucking love my life#an absolute simp from day one#absolute king shit#im vibing
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Can we stop comparing Edward and Bella to Hades and Persephone and instead compare Jasper and Alice to Hades and Persephone??? Because they fit TEN TIMES better than Edward and Bella ever will. Dark brooding man? flowery girl who can kick your ass? She just wanders into his life and is like yo I like it here I’m gonna stay??? The vibes are immaculate
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Alice: *has no memory of her past life* *is completely alone* *has no clue what to do* *sees one (1) glimpse of a tall sexy vampire cowboy in a diner*
Alice: I’m going to climb this man like a tree
#the twilight saga#twilight rennaisance#twilight#alice cullen#jasper hale#jasper cullen#incorrect twilight quotes#accurate tho lowkey
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The only person we got to see mothered by Esme was Edward, like gimme some of that jasper and esme interactions pls and thanks
#rosalie hale#the cullens#edward cullen#esme cullen#carlisle cullen#jasper cullen#jasper hale#alice cullen#bella swan#the twilight saga#twilight rennaisance#twilight
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Literally the entirety of midnight sun was Rose being like “why the FUCK would you let her know about us? I don’t want to move” and then in new moon Edward just shows up like “yo I left her in the woods we gotta go, right now” ???? Like what was up with that??? I need to see how that conversation went down and how long it took for them to persuade Rosalie not to kill him
#alice cullen#twilight#twilight rennaisance#bella x edward#edward was an idiot#edward cullen#rosalie cullen#rose was pissed#new moon#midnight sun#the twilight saga#carlisle cullen#emmett cullen#jasper cullen#esme cullen
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Throwback to that part in midnight sun where Edward takes a bite of pizza and thinks to himself about how he’ll have to basically throw it back up later???? All because Bella asked if he could HYPOTHETICALLY eat human food???? Like just say yes you can you fucking idiot
#twilight rennaisance#twilight#edward cullen#bella swan#the cullens#carlisle cullen#esme cullen#rosalie cullen#bella x edward#jasper cullen#alice cullen#emmett cullen#edward was an idiot#an absolute simp from day one#dont know what she saw in him#she just asked a question my guy#emmett was definitely across the room making fun of him
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*5 seconds later*

me, sobbing : damen you’re so fucking stupid
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Sirius Black is Real
Back in the early 2000s, as most angsty Russian female teenagers, I was obsessed with Quest Pistols, a Ukranian pop-rock band.
The then-guitarist, Anton Savlepov, was my first celebrity-crush. Mind you, not for anything but the fact that, in my head, this man was Sirius Black.
(I was obviously as hardcore a Potterhead then as I am now.)
Till this day, any time I read a Wolfstar fic, or anything in relation to Sirius, I only imagine Anton; and so I googled him again today (after so many years of relying on my imagination), to see whether my 11 year old self was simply delusional, or if he is actually the one.
Safe to say: good job, 11-year-old me.








Yep, I agree.
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Your Birth Tree
Many witches like to choose what their wand is made of by their birth tree, or have seeds/the actual tree nearby for strength/guidance. So here you go
Dec 23 to Jan 01 | Apple Tree
Jan 02 to Jan 11 | Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 | Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 | Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 | Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 | Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 | Pine Tree Feb 29 | Poplar Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 | Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 | Lime Tree Mar 21 | Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 | Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 | Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 | Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 | Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 | Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 | Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 | Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 | Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 | Fig Tree Jun 24 | Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 | Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 | Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 | Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 | Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 | Poplar Tree Aug 14 to Aug 23 | Cedar Tree Aug 24 to Sep 02 | Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 | Weeping Willow Tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 | Lime Tree Sep 23 | Olive Tree Sep 24 to Oct 03 | Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 | Rowan Tree Oct 14 to Oct 23 | Maple Tree Oct 24 to Nov 11 | Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 | Chestnut Tree Nov 22 to Dec 01 | Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 | Hornbeam Tree Dec 12 to Dec 21 | Fig Tree Dec 22 | Beech Tree
Apple Tree | Love | of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.
Ash Tree | Ambition | uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.
Beech Tree | Creative | has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
Birch Tree | Inspiration | vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
Cedar Tree | Confidence | of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
Chestnut Tree | Honesty | of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
Cypress Tree | Faithfulness | strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.
Elm Tree | Noble-mindedness | pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
Fig Tree | Sensibility | very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
Fir Tree | Mysterious | extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, un-contented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
Hazelnut Tree | Extraordinary | charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.
Hornbeam Tree | Good Taste | of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
Lime Tree | Doubt | accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.
Maple Tree | Independence of Mind | no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
Oak Tree | Brave | robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
Olive Tree | Wisdom | loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
Pine Tree | Particular | loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
Poplar Tree | Uncertainty | looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
Rowan Tree | Sensitivity | full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
Walnut Tree | Passion | unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
Weeping Willow | Melancholy | beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
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