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kingofsalmonids · 21 days ago

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I SPENT SO LONG THINKING DELTARUNE TOMORROW THAT I NEVER PREPARED MYSELF FOR DELTARUNE TODAY.

#i’m ready for my brain chemistry to be altered #new toby fox game? literally will be life changing #cohozuna

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kingofsalmonids · 1 month ago

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JUST FOUND OUT THERE’S A FISH SCIENTIFICALLY NAMED BOOPS BOOPS. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS? WE’RE CONSCRIPTING A NUMBER OF THESE FISH IMMEDIATELY.

#real fish #splatoon #splatoon 3 #cohozuna #salmon run #splatoon meme #salmonid

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kingofsalmonids · 1 month ago

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FISH.

Tumblr Fish Party!!!

@i-am-a-fish @i-give-you-a-fish @fish-identifier everyone invite more fish blogs!!!

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#fish!#fish #fishblr #fish party #silly #splatoon #splatoon 3 #cohozuna

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kingofsalmonids · 2 months ago

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HEY, DON’T BE SAD, IT’S OK. 1.5 MILLION GLOWFLIES RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION, OKAY?

#reboop #woe glowflies be upon ye #cohozuna #glowflies #splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run

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kingofsalmonids · 3 months ago

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YOUR LARGE KING HAS DELICATE MOMENTS TOO.

I BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW I TAKE CARE OF BONSAI TREES.

I BET YOU ALSO DIDN’T KNOW I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRASH OUT IF ANY OF MY PLANTS DIE.

#i repotted my locust sprout and its stem kinked overnight #i had to trim below where the stem broke #if it dies i’m taking you ALL with me #i am large yet gentle #splatoon #splatoon 3 #cohozuna #not really splatoon lmfao

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kingofsalmonids · 3 months ago

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DELTARUNE

#HOLY FUCK #DELTARUNE TODAY

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kingofsalmonids · 3 months ago

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MY KING WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HATSUNE MIKU

HATSUNE MIKU IS WELL RESPECTED IN SALMONID SOCIETY. SHE EVEN HAS AN HONORARY SALMONID TITLE.

SHE IS KNOWN AS THE INDOMITABLE BLUE TRUTH, MASTER OF THE TWIN TAILS.

#I’M PRETTY SURE THE FIRSTBORN CHILD OF ALKYNE THE HIDDEN BLADE OF YAKIHARAS HAS SAMPLED HER.#ok but i love salmonid names so much #hatsune miku #ω-3 #splatoon #splatoon 3 #cohozuna #salmon run #splatoon meme #salmonid

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kingofsalmonids · 3 months ago

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>I BELIEVE I SHOULD INFORM YOU THAT I’M ACTUALLY A MUSIC MAJOR AND AM PRIMARILY A PERCUSSIONIST LMFAO

my king this is groundbreaking information why hadn't you said so before? may i listen to your playing one of these days?

IF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED, YOUR KING WILL CONSIDER POSTING HIS PERFORMANCES.

#this is why you do not doubt your king #i’m learning some prokofiev and debussy on piano rn #just finished la cathedrale engloutie #and am almost finished with suggestion diabolique #l’isle joyeuse is kicking my fishy butt #splatoon 3 #splatoon #cohozuna #salmon run #splatoon meme #salmonid

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kingofsalmonids · 3 months ago

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>MAYBE I SHOULD BE ω-3’S NEW DRUMMER.

my king i believe i should inform you rhythm game skills don't necessarily translate to instrument skill and vice versa

I BELIEVE I SHOULD INFORM YOU THAT I’M ACTUALLY A MUSIC MAJOR AND AM PRIMARILY A PERCUSSIONIST LMFAO

#NEVER DOUBT YOUR KING #I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING #I LITERALLY PLAY MORE THAN 15 INSTRUMENTS LOL #Mod lore drop #splatoon #splatoon 3 #cohozuna #salmon run #splatoon meme #salmonid

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kingofsalmonids · 3 months ago

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MAYBE I SHOULD BE ω-3’S NEW DRUMMER.

#taiko no tatsujin #splatoon #splatoon 3 #ω-3 #cohozuna #it’s not really a splatoon meme but yes it is #splatoon meme #salmon run

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kingofsalmonids · 4 months ago

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BOSS SALMONID IDEA

I STUFF ROUGHLY THIRTY SMALLFRY INTO A LARGE INFLATABLE HAMSTER BALL AND LET THEM WREAK HAVOC.

#reboop #i’m a genius #smallfry #cohozuna #salmon run #salmonid #splatoon #splatoon 3

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kingofsalmonids · 4 months ago

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SEVEN THOUSAND FUCKING SMALL FRY.

EAT THIS MAN.

THE SPLATOON SEXYMAN (or woman) CONTEST ROUND 1 BATTLE 14

IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE

MR COCO

IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE

COHOZUNA

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #polls #smallfry #cohozuna #mr coco

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kingofsalmonids · 4 months ago

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EASY WIN

THE SPLATOON SEXYMAN (or woman) CONTEST ROUND 1 BATTLE 14

IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE

MR COCO

IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE

COHOZUNA

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #the splatoon sexyman (or woman) contest #splatoon polls #cohozuna #mr coco #salmon run #salmonid

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kingofsalmonids · 4 months ago

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OH YEAH IT’S YOUR KING’S BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY. NOT WISHING YOUR KING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY IS TREASON.

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#help i’m 23 and still a college junior #why did i change majors so late #splatoon #splatoon 3 #cohozuna #salmon run #splatoon meme

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kingofsalmonids · 4 months ago

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ATTENTION ALL SALMON

IN AN EFFORT TO GET THE SMALLFRY TO EAT MORE VEGETABLES, ALL RATIONS HAVE BEEN EQUIPPED WITH NUTRITION GOOP.

IT’S AT LEAST 32% VEGETABLE. WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE OTHER 68% IS BUT THE SMALLFRY HAVE RESPONDED POSITIVELY SO FAR.

MORE SOON.

#ENJOY YOUR GOOP #splatoon #splatoon 3 #cohozuna #salmon run #splatoon meme #salmonid #smallfry

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kingofsalmonids · 4 months ago

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NOW MORE THAN EVER.

EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME:

TRANS FISH ARE MY FRIENDS

TRANSPHOBES GONNA CATCH THESE HANDS

#reboop #cohozuna says trans rights #cohozuna hates trumpies #so disgusted with my country rn

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kingofsalmonids · 6 months ago

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TO ALL PROSPECTIVE SALMONID SOLDIERS, WELCOME! I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION LEFT FOR YOU. CHOOSE WISELY.

ARE YOU GOING UP OR DOWN?

#reboop #how fish is made #cohozuna #splatoon #salmon run #salmonid

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