kingofsalmonids
THE KING IS HERE
BANNER BY @space-is-the-place2!COHOZUNA SHITPOST BLOG. GIANT EVIL FISH, PROFESSIONAL HATER
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I HAVE ESCAPED
I ONLY GOT AWAY BECAUSE IT WAS THE SMALLFRY UNIT’S NAP TIME
ONE OF THE SMALLFRY STOLE MY SHIFT KEY AND ANOTHER ATE MY CAPS LOCK
WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY POSTING WHEN I WAS GONE
#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmon run#cohozuna#splatoon meme#salmonid#smallfry#where is the king?#he is HERE
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sky.. dark?
smalfry.. sleeby…
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#where is the king?#eclipse#also yes i got to see totality and holy fuck#that was beautiful#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmon run#cohozuna#splatoon meme#salmonid#smallfry
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I'm having a feeling the king MIGHT not be writing these announcements.... Dunno could be wrong
wha.t do yuo meen.
iam king. yes.
hail smalfri
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pls ign.or suspisiously cohozuna shaypd pile
isn othin.g
hail smalfry
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atention salmn
plz buid ver bigg statoo 4 smalfri
hail smallfi
#where is the king?#april fools event#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmon run#cohozuna#splatoon meme#salmonid#smallfry
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al sammon r to forfit all mortle posesion s to smallfri
itis law
hail smalfry
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aten.sion sammon
king fine dnot wory.
yunion of smallfris are. in talk s yes. wyle king gonne he lefd me. in charge.
bow 2 kingyes.
#april fools event#where is the king?#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmon run#cohozuna…?#smallfry#cohozuna#splatoon meme#salmonid
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atension al sammon:
evrythink ok
smalfri wil now b given mandory snaks. evy day. all tim. evy tim.
thenk 4 atensioning
#april 1st#if you saw the first no u didn’t#i fucked up the sizing lol#edit i fucked up again lmao u didn’t see that#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmon run#cohozuna#splatoon meme#salmonid#smallfry
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it’s actually perfectly fine to give the smallfry knives. they are sane and can be trusted with weaponry. i am not being held hostage by the smallfry union representatives. everything is fine.
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attention all salmon:
i have lost my shift and caps key. it’s so over.
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I, KING COHOZUNA, WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY EXTEND A FIN TO FRYE ONAGA AS SHE ENTERS HER VILLAIN ARC. SALMONKIND WILL ASSIST YOUR DESCENT INTO MADNESS SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT.
NO ONE CAN LOSE THAT MANY SPLATFESTS AND STAY SANE.
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Splatfest in nutshell🎶
Original by @/PoorDesign on twt!!
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the thunderstorms have been quite violent recently
SORRY, I’LL STOP THROWING IT BACK
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IT IS YOUR KING’S BIRTHDAY. IN CELEBRATION, EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM. YOU MAY BEGIN.
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30 FLOORS OF THAT SHIT AND I CAN’T EVEN PLAY SQUIDBEATZ.
#THE MACHINE IS RIGHT THERE#LEMME PLAY#Side Order fucks though 10/10#edit: an ask pointed out the machine is not there#i forgot the ddr machine was even there i thought they just updated the look and made it unplayable jsudhfjfjehd#side order#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmon run#cohozuna#splatoon meme#salmonid
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thy king can we have democracy
NO. ULTIMATE SALMON DEATH BLAST.
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IT’S AWESOME RIGHT???
CHUM, COHOCKS, I’M GONNA BE REAL.
I SPENT THE MONEY FOR YOUR UPGRADED SKILLETS AND PANS ON A COOL HAT.
SORRY.
IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.
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