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"I'm letting it soak" is such an ass excuse 95% of the time. Brother that is a water cup you're just lazy
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how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water
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Being told I could "totally cosplay as dumptruck jerma" is honestly one of the most sincere complements I think I've ever received
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midwestern frames of reference
"it's not too long a drive" - 9 hours one way
"bit chilly out today" - i need an ice scraper to open the mailbox
"oh not too bad" - bad
"this might not be enough for the potluck" - enough for the potluck, and the potluck a neighborhood over
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Midwest Miku niche posting
Knic_toons on twitter
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crisp glass of water moodboard
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"nailed that dishskip might be a gold split" i whisper to myself while eating ice cream straight from the pint
#speedrunning#Any% Ben & Jerry's no OOB#no i haven't been watching too many SM64 speedruns what are you talking about
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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh
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the irony of reading an article on proper posture looking a shirt that got caught in the dryer door draped on an office chair
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"Better go to bed soon so I don't have an energy debuff tomorrow morning, my crops need me" i whisper to myself at 2:47AM on a weeknight
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at the checkout, my cart consists of a green shirt and cap, overalls, and white gloves
cashier: "Nice overalls, are those for work?"
me: "Itsa for a-*ahem* It's for a project"
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