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Hello Neil, a question (or maybe a couple) - how did Hell contact Crowley before using technology to abruptly drop in? How did music left in the Bentley behave before Queen existed as a band? Also, an obligatory thank you for the wonderful series that you and the team gave us, it's a beautiful homage to what you wrote together and Terry would be proud!

I think questions like that are what fan fiction was made for.

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sorry for all the good omens but sometimes one of your favorite books gets an adaptation and it’s good and you’re left with no choice but to go absolutely feral

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The only reason squirrel girl isn’t in the MCU is because she would have wrecked Thanos within nine (9) seconds

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There are two kinds of fic writers:

1. Fuck it, it’s fiction

2. Let me look up real estate listings, so I can plot out subway routes and schedules and see if this walk really is long enough for them to have this conversation.

Guess which kind I am.

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SUN 

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Elizabet Tursynbaeva (KAZ) lands a quad salchow in her free skate at the 2019 ISU World Figure Skating Championships. This is the first ratified quadruple jump in an ISU senior ladies competition.

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i love cats. like we as a species just really go out of our way to obtain fat little house goblins in the hopes that they will occasionally acknowledge us

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In an unexpected twist… Michael Sommers (Bug) is dating Sandra Lee Fish (Janet Marks). 😊

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Let’s Have Another Bullet Point Story, Courtesy of a Friend

So I have a friend that used to be in the tumblers troupe at the renfaire as a contortionist

We were chatting online and she told me to tell you all this story.

I love Kat dearly

but she forgets that she’s stupid strong and hypermobile

so one day she throws her back out

bad enough that she needed painkillers and couldn’t stand upright

“But also I needed Tampons and like.  A Burrito, real bad.”

she’s flat on her back in her apartment when she decides this

and, in an

impeccable

leap of reasoning, decides

“I can’t roll my back forward to sit/stand up like normal.

But I can ARCH my back just fine.

SO 

I’m going to do that and get on my hands and feet in a stomach-in-the-air this-shit-belongs-in-a-horror-movie-type pose,

And amble on down to the 7-11”

“And get me that Burrito”

It is, 

for context, 

after midnight in July during a wildfire so it’s hot as satan’s own asshole and the moon is red and shit’s already generally cursed.

Imagineyou are some poor sap working nights at the world’s deadest 7-11, and you hear the door jangle but you don’t see anyone’s head over the counters.

Whatever.

Except you keep hearing noises like there’s someone in the next aisle over.  

Fucking around in the burrito section

It’s also worth mentioning that Kat

1. sings whatever earworm is currently running through her head when she’s not paying attention

2. sounds EXACTLY like some kind of creepy child from a horror movie when doing so

tonight’s song is something from veggietales.

DUDE ACTUALLY STANDS HIS GROUND

and/or is really fucking high and isn’t sure if he’s tripping balls or notanyway

Kat goes up to pay for her burrito and tampons

She realizes the counter presents something of a challenge, and then demonstrates for me on her kitchen table at 4AM during a different july wildfire, 

exactly 

how she used the shelves to climb up the counter 

like one of the boston robotics beasties

dude stares at her for like, five minutes and says.

“Register’s broke.”

“Oh No!” Says Kat. “Just Take ‘em.” “Really?  I can leave cash-you don’t have to give me change I don’t want you to get in trouble with your manager.” “…Nah.” “Oh!  OK!  Thank you!” “Yeah ok bye.”

Shortly after she arrived back at the apartment, she got a text on her phone from the campus security about  "A Suspicious Individual” at tle 7-11. 

It took her 

FOUR

FUCKING 

YEARS

 to realize she was the suspicious individual

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Taako once caught Magnus flexing in front of a mirror. –

submission by Anonymous 

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I restocked the potya stickers, and I also have MAKKABUS!!!

http://waiau.ca/store/

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Been waiting for this follow up! Feeding my need for stories that combine both stellar historical contextualization and all the feels.

Part 2 of the historical AU that started with “Gore and Glory”, now set between 1914 and 1918.

Ten years have passed, but time has not ben good to Russia and the Romanovs. While unrest befalls the land, more voices cry for a new order and Rasputin’s influence poisons the court, Viktor suffers from severe melancholy. Apart from his lover and tired from a life that has never been easy for him, he tries his best to protect Yuri from harm - and yet, despite all sacrifices, war threatens to rip everything he loves away from him once more.