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𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐔𝐫𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞…
➳❥ 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭: If your requests are still open, can you do dating headcanons of Urahara Kisuke with a human with no powers like Uryu and Aizen :0? I really loved both of them!!!! They were so cute
➳❥ 𝐀/𝐍: Charmed that you liked the others I wrote for ☺️. For everyone whose favourite shopkeeper is a handsome guy without a Bankai. Enjoy!
➳❥ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭: Headcanons for what it’s like to date the eccentric shopkeeper as a normal human
𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
˚₊‧꒰ა Urahara Kisuke always found humans fascinating. Not in the detached, scientific way he studied Hollows or other supernatural phenomena, but in a quiet, thoughtful manner. There was something refreshing about people who weren’t caught up in the endless cycles of duty, war, and spiritual politics. When he first met you—a completely ordinary human with no spiritual powers whatsoever—it intrigued him more than he cared to admit.
˚₊‧꒰ა You’d wandered into his shop out of sheer curiosity, finding it tucked away in a quiet corner of Karakura Town. He watched you from behind the counter as you examined the odd items lining the shelves, clearly puzzled by the peculiar collection of goods. He’d let you browse in silence before finally calling out in that lazy, sing-song tone of his, “Welcome! Looking for something in particular, or just lost?”
˚₊‧꒰ა At first, he treated you like any other customer, but your repeated visits quickly changed that. You came back, not because you needed anything, but because you found his company oddly comforting. There was a strange charm to him—part mysterious shopkeeper, part eccentric scientist. He made you laugh with his odd sense of humour and impressed you with his seemingly endless knowledge about random topics.
˚₊‧꒰ა ���You know,” he said one day, leaning casually against the counter, “most people don’t stick around once they realise I’m not selling anything useful. What keeps bringing you back here, hm?”
˚₊‧꒰ა You shrugged with a small smile. “Maybe I like being here.”
˚₊‧꒰ა That answer caught him off guard. He’d always been good at reading people, but you were harder to figure out. There was no hidden agenda, no ulterior motive. You simply enjoyed spending time with him, and that baffled him more than he cared to admit.
˚₊‧꒰ა Over time, you became a regular fixture in his life. You’d stop by the shop with coffee, sit with him while he tinkered with strange gadgets, and chat about mundane things—work, weather, books you’d read. It was so normal it almost felt foreign to him, but he found himself looking forward to those quiet moments more than he expected.
˚₊‧꒰ა Tessai and the kids noticed the change almost immediately. Tessai would give Kisuke knowing looks while Jinta and Ururu whispered behind his back, giggling like mischievous children. Kisuke pretended not to notice, but he wasn’t fooling anyone.
˚₊‧꒰ა One evening, after closing up the shop, he surprised you by inviting you to stay for dinner. He claimed Tessai had cooked too much, but you weren’t buying that excuse. Still, you accepted, and it quickly became a routine.
˚₊‧꒰ა “You don’t have to keep coming around, you know,” he teased one night, passing you a cup of tea. “I’m not that interesting.”
˚₊‧꒰ა “You’re more interesting than you think,” you replied, giving him a look that made his heart skip a beat.
˚₊‧꒰ა He wasn’t sure when it happened, but somewhere along the way, he started to care more deeply than he intended. He caught himself worrying about you when you were out late or feeling jealous when other people made you laugh. It was ridiculous, really. He’d spent centuries dealing with life-or-death situations, but your presence made him feel…vulnerable.
˚₊‧꒰ა Kisuke being Kisuke, tried to keep his feelings hidden behind his usual playful façade. But you saw through him more often than not.
˚₊‧꒰ა “You overthink everything,” you told him once, poking him lightly in the forehead. “Maybe try feeling for a change instead of analysing everything to death.”
˚₊‧꒰ა That hit closer to home than he wanted to admit. You weren’t wrong—he’d spent most of his life relying on his intellect, keeping people at arm’s length. But with you, it was different. He didn’t want to keep his distance.
˚₊‧꒰ა Eventually, he stopped fighting it. One night, as you were leaving the shop, he called out to you just before you reached the door, he would nervously and uncharacteristically, ask you out.
˚₊‧꒰ა Dating Kisuke was anything but ordinary. He’d surprise you with elaborate dates—picnics under the stars, late-night walks through the quiet streets of Karakura, even impromptu trips to hidden parts of the town you never knew existed. He had a knack for making the mundane feel magical.
˚₊‧꒰ა “You really don’t do anything halfway, do you?” you teased once after he’d somehow managed to set up a candlelit dinner in a secluded park. “I like to keep things interesting,” he replied with a wink.
˚₊‧꒰ა Despite his playful exterior, you saw glimpses of the more serious side of him. There were moments when he’d stare off into the distance, lost in thought, or when he’d absentmindedly fiddle with his fan, a faint shadow of melancholy crossing his face. You never pushed him to talk about it, but you always let him know you were there if he needed to.
˚₊‧꒰ა “You have your secrets,” you said once, resting your hand on his. “I’m not here to pry. I’m here because I care.” That simple statement meant more to him than you realised. In a world full of hidden agendas and dangerous secrets, your honesty was a rare and precious thing.
˚₊‧꒰ა Over time, he opened up more, sharing bits and pieces of his past. He told you about the Soul Society, his exile, and the dangers lurking just beyond the veil of the ordinary world. You listened without judgement, accepting him for who he was—not just the brilliant scientist or the exiled captain, but Kisuke, the man who made your heart race with a single smile.
˚₊‧꒰ა “You could have a normal life,” he told you one night, his voice unusually serious. “You don’t have to get involved in all of this.”
˚₊‧꒰ა “I’m exactly where I want to be,” you replied without hesitation. “With you.” Those words lingered with him, a constant reminder that even in the midst of chaos, he’d found something worth holding onto.
˚₊‧꒰ა Doesn’t hide his emotions when you’ve done something that touched his ear. He might not verbally express it, but the blush and his explosive reaction tell you enough. Bring him a meal of food, and he’s telling Tessai that you’re the new chef in the house.
˚₊‧꒰ა Urahara’s affection was subtle but undeniable. He’d bring you odd little gifts—an antique key with no lock, a beautifully painted fan, or a box of sweets he claimed were imported from “a very exclusive supplier.” You’d laugh and tease him about his dubious taste, but the care behind each gesture was clear
˚₊‧꒰ა There were moments of danger, of course. Being close to Kisuke meant you weren’t entirely safe from the spiritual threats that loomed over Karakura. But he did everything in his power to keep you protected, even if it meant keeping you in the dark about certain things.
˚₊‧꒰ა While you’re asleep, he already had Tessai set up a new defensive system, telling the poor man to create some new Kido to protect you and your neighbourhood. Jinta and Ururu are placed to guard your house for extra precautions.
˚₊‧꒰ა Jinta had let it slip out during a visit that he was never guarding your house all night, ever again, and that’s how you came to learn that he’s been going above and beyond to protect you. Gave him a little scolding for it and told him to go easy on his kids.
˚₊‧꒰ა “You’re terrible at hiding things from me,” you pointed out once when he tried to brush off a particularly nasty injury. “You might be a genius, but you’re not a very good liar.” He chuckled, wincing slightly as you gently cleaned his wound. “Guess I’ll have to work on that.”
˚₊‧꒰ა For all his quirks, Urahara was deeply protective. You noticed it in the way his playful eyes sharpened whenever someone approached you too quickly or in how he always seemed to position himself between you and any potential danger, however minor. “Can’t have my favourite human getting scratched, now can I?”
˚₊‧꒰ა Melts when you still give him kisses and caution him to be safe. And Kisuke always takes everything up a notch—his way of masking his affected state—by asking for another or more good luck affections. He’s bold enough to ask for this to be a regular thing each time he has to head out, stopping by your house for his kisses.
˚₊‧꒰ა We all know he’s touchy, but when you’re the one giving him the physical affections, of a moment, his hyperactivity dies down and all the noise vanishes. He’ll melt into your touch, visibly turning into a puddle, murmuring about how good your hug felt. Cuddle him and watch as he turns into a giant baby.
˚₊‧꒰ა He probably can’t remember the last time someone was this genuinely affectionate towards him, so he clings to every drop of affection. Your kisses to his forehead, the way you cradle his head and run your fingers through them, how you hold him to your chest and baby him. It’s a feeling he never wants to let go.
˚₊‧꒰ა Your simple human touch adds colour to his bleak life. Something he likes to whisper when you’re asleep as he kisses your cheeks. “I don’t know what I’ll do should something ever happen to you. You’re the light in my life.”
˚₊‧꒰ა Despite the risks, you never regretted being with him. He made you laugh, challenged you to think differently, and reminded you that even in a world full of supernatural dangers, there was still room for joy and love.
˚₊‧꒰ა Despite his mysterious nature, Urahara was a man of simple joys. He loved lazy mornings where he could sit outside with a cup of tea, the brim of his hat tilted just enough to catch the sun. You’d join him, and he’d share random musings about the weather, the birds, or the peculiarities of human behaviour.
˚₊‧꒰ა He had a mischievous streak a mile wide. One time, he convinced you to help him with a ‘harmless’ experiment, which ended with you glowing faintly for an entire day. “You look positively radiant!” he exclaimed, clearly delighted, while you swore revenge through gritted teeth.
˚₊‧꒰ა “You know,” he said one night, pulling you close as you stood on the shop’s rooftop, gazing at the stars, “for someone without powers, you’ve completely enchanted me.”
˚₊‧꒰ა You smiled, resting your head against his shoulder. “Good. It’s about time someone outsmarted you.”
𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: @edensrose
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Did you hear? Did you hear?
It’s the official announcement for JJBA Rarepair Week 2k19!
Like it’s yearly predecessors, this will be a week long event to indulge and appreciate the not-so-popular pairings throughout all eight parts of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure! Whether it be through fanart, fanfiction, edits, cosplay, headcanons, playlists, or whatever artistic medium suits your fancy… this is your chance to direct the spotlight on the rarepairs you love, or feel haven’t ever gotten the attention they deserve! More often than not rarepairs in this fandom consist of a select few dishing out their own content to make up for a lack of fanworks, so what better way to give people even more incentive to add to their numbers than with a fun week for fans to come together and have a good time?
Hopefully everyone will join us in this celebration!
As seen above, JJBA Rarepair Week 2k19 will take place July 7th to July 14th, which gives potential participants a little under two months for preparation! If anyone has any questions, feel free to drop a message in the inbox!
Here are the guidelines & twitter for those interested!
The prompt list will be available in a separate post shortly
Please reblog to spread the word!!!!
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marvelous boys
Smoke and Mirrors
Prosciutto x Illuso
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The prompts list for JJBA Rarepair Week 2k19 is now posted!
You can also find here
Any question you might have? Hit up the inbox :D!
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Jojo’s bizarre adventure but the characters in Vento Aureo are cursed images
Giorno:

Bruno:

Mista:

Narancia:

Fugo:

Abbacchio:

Trish:

Illuso:

Melone:

Ghiaccio:

Formaggio:

Prosicutto:

Pesci:

Risotto:

Squalo:

Tiziano:

Cioccolata:

Secco:

Carne:

Doppio:

Diavolo:

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HELLO!! It’s your friendly pal André (AKA Bubba) coming with a giveaway!
I reached 400+ followers in my main blog @denki–donuts , and 200+ on my art blog @bubba-draws and Jojo ask blogs @notsodailygionara / @badly-drawn-cheesegang , so I thought, instead of making one small thing for each one, why not make an entire giveaway for the four blogs instead? I can’t deliver stuff cause shipping stuff from my country costs an eye, and I’m a bit of decent artist so art is what I offer
Prizes:
Third place: 5 sketches (3 chibis and 3 full bodies) + a chibi icon
Second Place: 2 flat colors (1 Fullbody, 1 chibi) + 3 sketches of any style
First Place: 1 shaded full body + 1 flat full body + 2 sketches (any style)
Rules:
1 like and 1 reblog entry only
No giveaway blogs or side blogs (I’ll check!!)
I don’t draw NSFW, mecha or furry (mostly cause idk how), aside of that I can draw pretty much anything as long as I agree with it
If I select a winner but they don’t answer me after three days then I’m going to choose another one
You don’t have to follow any of the blogs to enter, but it’s very appreciated if you do~
The giveaway ends in May 1, 2019
Good luck everyone~
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Who's crying?
I'M CRYING
“But, I swear that I will bring you home.“
Gionara week. Day 4: Comfort | Promises | Dreams
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30-Day Character Design Challenge
This might be helpful if you’re stuck in a rut with your designs! You can do them in any order you want, as long as you do #30 last.
Put your iTunes library, favorite Spotify playlist, etc. on shuffle and design a character inspired by the first song that comes up. Bonus: do this with a playlist of music you’ve never listened to before. Extra bonus: use an instrumental-only song.
Design a character in a genre you don’t normally draw (example: if you normally high fantasy characters, you could do sci-fi, steampunk, etc.)
Draw five mouths, each of which reveal a unique character. Bonus: all are making the same expression.
Grab your oldest sketchbook that you can find and pick an old character to re-design. Bonus: pick the character by opening to a random page instead of hand-choosing.
Design ten unique hairstyles. Bonus: do a turnaround of each one.
Go to this random aesthetic generator and draw a character inspired by the result. Bonus: make the design 100% serious, even if you get “dad wave” or “soap flapper.”
Design seven pairs of shoes. Bonus: for some of the pairs, make the left and right shoes different, but still recognizable as a pair.
Draw a non-human character— the less human-looking, the better (so avoid things like elves, vampires, etc.). Bonus: Make up their species instead of using existing mythological creatures.
Design a character inspired by this poem.
Create a color palette based on the colors in your bedroom, then design a character from this palette. Bonus: don’t use the colors of your walls or floor in your palette.
Pick your favorite mythological figure and create two designs for them: one that’s as historically accurate to their time period and culture as possible, and another that takes as many artistic liberties as you want (this could a modern AU, something in your typical style, etc.).
Design a high fantasy character whose outfit is based on whatever you’re wearing right now.
Pick an order of angels and design a character based on/inspired by their description. The resulting character doesn’t necessarily have to be an angel. Bonus: pick Thrones, the giant wheels covered in eyes.
Go to this random name generator and design a character for whatever name you get. Tip: you can click each name to learn its origin and meaning.
Design ten weapons. Bonus: Base each one off a real weapon from various historical periods, but with your own twist on it.
Create as many rough thumbnail designs as you can in half an hour. Then pick your favorite and flesh them out into a more detailed character. Bonus: don’t erase anything during the timed portion.
Pick an animal and draw a human character based on it. The final design shouldn’t have the animal’s ears, tail, markings, etc.— convey it entirely though the character’s build, clothing, hair, etc. Bonus: pick the animal from the ones featured in this video series.
Design a character based on the weather wherever you are right now.
Create an outfit breakdown for a character from their underclothes to their outermost layers/armor/etc. This can be done either for one of your existing OCs or a new one. Bonus: do a turnaround for this breakdown.
Design ten unique sets of eyes. Bonus: include makeup and/or eyebrows as well.
Make up a god/goddess/deity for a nonexistent religion, then design them. Bonus: describe the symbolism of each aspect of their design.
Design a normal, modern-day character, then three genre AUs for them (e.g. cyberpunk, fantasy, Renaissance-era, etc.). They should be clearly recognizable as the same character in all four versions.
Create a character whose design combines the aesthetics of the last three movies/TV shows you watched.
Design five pieces of jewelry. Pick your favorite and create a full character design based around it. Bonus: incorporate a couple of the other pieces of jewelry into the design as well.
Pick a vehicle and design a character inspired by it. A human character, not a transformer. Bonus: use something other than a car or truck, like a plane, boat, tank, etc.
Create a character inspired by your favorite childhood stuffed animal.
Design four sets of hands. They don’t necessarily have to be human hands.
Design a historically accurate character for a decade between 1900 and 1990.
Design a haute couture-style dress based on one of your existing OC’s designs. Bonus: draw them in this dress.
Wildcard! Use everything you’ve practiced thus far to create any character design you want. The only requirement: fully flesh out their design, from sketching to line art to colors.
Go forth, have fun, and create some awesome characters! If you post what you create, feel free to tag them ‘characterdesigninspiration’
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PERRRRRRRFECT
Gionara week. Day 2: Headcanons | AU | Reset universe
Headcanon: Narancia is always warm no matter the season, which makes him the perfect warmer, everyone in the Bucci gang uses him as a cuddle buddy in winter days but he always makes time to relax with Giorno. Giorno looks completely different with his hair down.
AU: Dance Academy AU where Giorno learns ballet while Narancia learns hip-hop/breakdance. Will I ever write something with this AU? God only knows.
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i'm dying
Gionara week. Day 1: Confession | Date | First kiss
I really like the idea of Giorno being the smooth one cause he has the Dio Charisma™ but deep inside he’s a huge dork who can’t handle emotions yet
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Have you ever
been so fucking motivated to do something like drawing or writing just because the fandom underrated the thing you love?
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Send me a ship and I'll rate it:
NOTP || Just no || Meh || Neutral || Good Potential || Ship it || OTP || JUST FUCK ALREADY
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MY FEELINGS BUT IN WORDS
gionara? :3c
NOTP || Just no || Meh || Neutral || Good Potential || Ship it || OTP || JUST KISS ALREADY
(Changed it to kiss cause they’re still babies)
Listen, I’m not saying the fandom is completely missing out on this ship, but they do, especially after all these boys went through, they have an entire arc where Narancia does everything he can to save Giorno, the promise and sadness in Giorno’s face after promising Narancia to take him back home, validation moment™, and the potential these two had and the beautiful friendship (and maybe love) these two could had have!
Tbh it takes so little for me to ship something, it just took a second for Giorno to say “I believe Narancia did the right thing” and for the baby orange to feel appreciated to make me go “I want these two to grow up together and smooch and hold hands and have a beautiful life”
Then, well, you know what happened
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help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesn’t believe it’s possible to help him. but it’s entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and cliché to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note
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