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Mascots On Mic ! ... Myrtle ; Joy, Mirth, Love, & Passion

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"Hello Everyone, welcome to Mascot's On Mic where we volleyball players are hooked up to a microphone during our games!!"

"Hey hey! This is [Redacted] here for the pilot episode of Mascots on Mic!" No one knows how it happened, but one day an official post was released by the Japan Highschool Volleyball Association introducing a new documentary series. It would be based around the behind the scenes of Japan's high school volleyball teams. Camera crews sent to different schools all over the country to mic up players and get footage from what goes on during seasons. In the show you'll see the bond and passion for their sport. Get ready for Mascots on Mic and make sure to support the pilot!

Status : ITW Taglist : open ! ft. Ao3 link : Mascots on Mic

Introducing one of my favorite idea's: Mascots on Mic! This is a series that I've been posting on Ao3 and bringing over to tumblr! The format may look a bit wonky because I'll be trying to convert it from transcript to smau but I hope you enjoy!

Episode playlist for Mascots On Mic

-> Pilot Episode : Fukurodani !

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hi guys i found my tumblr account (i got locked out)

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ALSO IU CONCERT ON TUESDAY LETS FUCKING GO ‼️‼️‼️

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Guys im coming out with bangers and am just waiting to post it until everything is done trust

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WAHHH A REC!! Ty ness for recommending Tick Tick Boom!!

youre amazing at recommending authors and i wanna know if you know anyone with some kenma fics/smau 🙏 he has taken over my brain and i cant seem to find anymore that itch that spot in my head

THANK YOU MY LOVE!! okay i racked my brain all morning trying to think of kenma works i've read and these were the three that immediately came to mind!! i'm sorry it's not a lot and if i'm missing anyone but it's all i can come up with 😭😭 it's been a hot minute since i read something for kenma i feel like so forgive me but i DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND THE ITCH I HOPE U ENIOY THESE!!

thanks a lot, cupid was one of the first haikyuu smaus i read and i remember having a blast reading it!! it was so good it's even stuck with me til now <3 tbh i'm not entirely sure if it's finished or not?? like if i remember correctly the last chapter doesn't feel very conclusive but the author also hasn't updated in a bit 😭 but I still HIGHLY RECCOMEND IT!!

☆☆ DEFINITELY CHECK OUT @cnnmairoll FOR KENMA CONTENT!! she also has an ongoing suna x reader x kenma smau that i am very very excited for 🤭

and tick tick boom by @kitnootkat is a super cute theatre au kenma x reader i would also definitely reccomend checking out!! i hope this helps <3

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NO YEAH THAT WAS WHAT I WAS TOLD TOO!! The watermelon seeds would turn into a watermelon plant and the roots would wrap around my organs and then grow out of me and when i was skeptical and asked my uncles or aunts abt it w/o my parents there they all agreed so i thought it was like universally accepted??? I once asked my parents to show me a study of it being real and they said sure AND PULLED UP A WHOLE FAKE STUDY 8yr old me was not amused.

I like to think I have an apple tree growing in my stomach with how much seeds I've eaten

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This reminds me of the fact that i used to genuinely believe watermelons would grow in my stomach because my parents lied to me

I like to think I have an apple tree growing in my stomach with how much seeds I've eaten

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the best thing about working with cats is well youre working with cats and you can just sit down and cuddle them in your lap the worst though? breaking up fights bc my leg is TORN UP like stitches needed torn up 😭

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I have a ao3 series called Mascots On Mic and I kinda wanna bring it to tumblr but theres only one chapter out rn

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Doing research ta write a Kansai accent is NOT for tha weak.

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Lumi's list of characters I think their bullets would have hit

1. Chuuya Nakahara. Why? He has the power of gravity and his aim would be perfect

2. Nicole and Jecka. Why? Jecka would miss twice and Nicole would take the gun to finish it off.

3. Sakusa Kiyoomi. Why? Bro is trying to take away abortion, charge more for hospital care, raise the price of products highlight CLEANING products. Sakusa would NOT let that slide

4. Rengoku Kyojiro. Why? He would NOT let bro live if its the last thing he does 💀

5. Sailor Moon. Why? Trust bro Trust.

6. Killua. Why? Bro has deadly aim he could do it.

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Tick Tick Boom...

Act ii. Scene iii. : Better Hold Tight // pack it up reki ... Previous Scene -> Contents -> Next Scene

Notes !! ;; -> RAHH AMUSEMENT PARKS !!! theyre genuinely so fun when you go with friends roller coasters are so <3 -> Yachi is actually me core last time i ripped velvet it was BAD -> Yn knew she could always go to mcdonalds and get ranch later but you cant always go get donkatsu -> Yn knew that it wasnt kageyama bc of the heart hands thats all she needed -> Iwa and Oikawa were loud during spin the bottle people were covering their eyes excuse was that they were "drunk" and they agreed to never talk abt it again -> Atsumu and Oikawa watched sk8 the infinity together -> Bokuto actually infact did NOT hold onto kenmas switch tightly and spilled milk tea on it./ also raymond reminds him of akaashi -> yn overheard oikawas fangirls talking to oikawa abt the tickets during practice which is how she found out abt it -> Im really enjoying making kuroo make fun of kenma abt everything tbh like is it really best friendship if you dont make fun of them for their crush?

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See you later sk8er !

Episode 3. ; Maybe don't do that ! ... Previous || Show List || Next

In theory, this was a good idea. In reality though, this is one of the dumbest things you could be doing.

When your eyes caught the glimmer of your skateboard in the middle of studying, all you could do was stare wistfully at it thinking about what you could be doing instead of adding to your wrist pain while doing math problems. At this point, math was becoming it’s own problem too since all the numbers were beginning to blur into one big blob.You needed a break and you knew it. 

Akaashi’s recommendation was something you automatically agreed with. Sure he probably meant to lay down, do a bit of research on skate shops, something calming etcetera, but sneaking out just sounded so much more appealing. Fresh air would be perfect for you plus you could try and check out the skate shops to get your skates fixed. Hitting two birds with one stone.  

To sneak out though, there were only two problems you thought you needed to deal with. The first being the fact that you were trying to sneak out of a room on the second floor which you easily dealt with by putting a ladder below prior, and the second being taking off your window screen. It was a bit harder than you had expected since it was your first time trying to take it off, your last house already having the screen removed, but it was nothing MeTube couldn't have fixed. 

That was two obstacles dealt with, but now you were dealing with one you didn’t account for: for you to be hanging out of the window with your skateboard squeezed in one arm, the other arm’s hand gripping onto the bottom of your window, and you tippy-toeing to reach the closest step of the ladder you could. 

You honestly thought you were tall enough to reach the ladder perfectly fine. But it seemed like you might have done a few miscalculations. This realization comes to you while you stare down at the looming drop that could potentially await you but while doing so the voice of your neighbor startles you. 

“Hey neighbor, you might die if you do that!” Where was his voice coming from?

Turning your head ever so slightly you see Suna staring at you with wide eyes and hands gripping his own window. This might have been the most emotion in his face you've seen besides his god awful smirk and usual amusement.

since you both were neighbors, you've talked a handful of times, which was usually sarcastic banter, but sometimes the fact you were neighbors slipped your mind. How that works you don't know, but you really did forget you were neighbors at times. Especially window buddies from what Bokuto calls it.

You knew he was your window buddy, having glanced at him a few times during the past few weeks, even making eye contact and waving at each other, but you didn’t expect him to be awake and seeing you like this. How embarrassing you think to yourself. It would be rude not to reply though; taking a deep breath in you’re hoping your voice won’t be too shaky. 

“Shhh! Be quiet please, I don’t want to wake anyone up. Thanks for the oh-so-amazing insight though, duly noted.” To your dismay, your voice does end up being shaky but oh well. 

A loud sigh comes out of Suna’s mouth as he runs a hand through his hair, if you weren’t about to fall to your death you probably would think he’s attractive but currently you have a few bigger problems to tackle. Right before you plan to speak again though, you feel your grip start to loosen and you close your eyes awaiting your death.

“Yn, listen to what I’m saying, okay, drop your board into the bush, try your best.” Listening to him is probably the best course of action if you want to live, so you do so and drop your board hearing it fall into the leaves below. After letting out a shaky “I did it,” you hear your neighbor speak again. 

“Okay now open your eyes and use your free hand to grip the bricks in front of you,” He pauses for a moment while you attempt to follow his instructions then continues, “Now try to climb down, I’ll meet you at the bottom just don’t look down while descending.” 

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It took around five whole minutes to get down to the bottom of the ladder, Suna Rintarou waiting for you and attempting to console you the entire way down. There were multiple thoughts of you never doing this ever again but you did know that sneaking out is inevitable. Taking a moment to recuperate, you flop down on the grass that was once below you, the feeling of the earth against you was pleasant after being stuck in the sky.

“Thank fucking god I lived you are a lifesaver Suna-kun.” A sigh of relief was let out as you lay sprawled, opening your eyes to see the same boy you were thanking leaning over you while standing. 

“I know I’m a lifesaver, I almost watched you die. You know you could have traumatized me right?” Sarcastic bitch he was, but you couldn’t deny you were amused, the banter felt nice after almost falling. 

“My bad didn’t mean it was almost at one in the morning. Next time I'll do it during daylight” You snort while taking in the scent of grass.

“Yeah you go do that. Getting traumatized at one in the morning is really not it.” You can hear the snarky relief in his voice before you close your eyes and sigh again. After a moment, you stood up and grabbed your skateboard from the bushes you threw them in. Running your hands along it, you inspect the chunk of wood. Thank the gods it wasn't damaged, you didn’t know what you’d do if it ended up being broken. 

“Anyway if you’re fine now, let's go skating.” Immediately turning towards the boy, you blinked, staring at him a bit confused. 

“What?” There was a dumb, slight smile on his face, he was obviously amused by your reaction. 

“Well you almost died once, what if you almost die again, I needed to get out of my room anyways so I’ll go with you to make sure you don’t die. Or if you do, then your family hears about it. Don’t wanna die alone do ya?” 

Weighing the pros and cons in your head, even if you wanted to say no, which you oddly didn’t, you knew you couldn’t. For one he quite literally saved your life and two he definitely knew the area better than you and after one death scare knowing someone would be looking out for you would be good. Plus going by yourself would be lonely. So… why not? 

“Okay, sure then, where are we going?”

Notes !! : -> It took two weeks for this chapter im so sorry </33 -> it's also 3 am so im sorry if the writing portion is unedible -> I feel bad for yn bc she cant ice skate anymore, her roller skates are broken, and all she has is a skate board that she knows absolutely no tricks on -> yn used to regularly sneak out but their old house was one story which made it like a hundred times easier than what she has to deal with rn -> Suna wasn't too panicked until the twins were panicked bc he then realized he might ACTUALLY watch someone die -> me projecting onto yn because i almost died when i miscalculated my height and the top of a ladder a few years ago <3 -> Osamu fell asleep at the end but Atsumus stayed up bc he was invested in a kdrama and whatever is going on on Rin's side -> Yn and rin ended up getting back to their houses at like 4 in the morning and Rin held up the ladder to make sure she didn't fall or anything -> Akaashi has this weird sense late at night whenever he's reading to check the gc at random times bc someone might be awake he thought it was originally bokuto but realized he was probably sleeping. Bokuto is also at Kuroos for a sleepover rn bc he is !!

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(Sorta) Summer dates ! ... Sunflowers; happiness, cheer hope

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CHARACTERS : Dazai Osamu, Yosano Akiko, Edogawa Ranpo

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Dazai Osamu : Beach Date Dazai would be the type to take you on a fun beach date because what's the summer for if not to enjoy the heat by the beach. Of course you both will relax in the sand, play in the water, and get some must needed ice cream, but something you'll also do is explore. Somehow Dazai would coax you into going into the nearby forest to try and find a hidden scenic view of the ocean. Once you both find it, hand in each other, you're amazed by the view but the brunette is amazed by you. "Woah... Dazai this sight is amazing!!" At first you were very reluctant to go with Dazai since wandering in the woods isn't exactly the smartest thing to do, but damn were you so happy he convinced you to do so. The sight of the ocean from atop the rocky cliff was beautiful, it left you speechless.

Turning your head to the side to look at your boyfriend, the look on his face leaves you flushed. He was staring at you so lovingly that if you continued to face him he'd see you as red as a tomato. Oh how much he would tease you. The moment after you turn back to the water, you head a small laugh beside you which causes you to start pouting.

"The view really is amazing isn't it? While his words could have meant the view in front of you, you both knew what it meant: you were the amazing view. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Yosano Akiko : Shopping Date

No matter what anyone says, both you and Yosano can agree that shopping dates are some of the best type of dates. Your girlfriend loves to drag you around to try new clothing styles and seasonal releases. She was absolutely enamored with how you could look oddly good in everything you wore! Of course you can try and say that's only her opinion but she refuses otherwise. You'll stop by at least twelve different stores trying out at minimum three outfits each per-store and neither of you mind it even making a game out of who can make the other look better.

This was the third store that you've been too today and you're determined to win this round of the game. Last store Yosano won and you could not let it happen again! The score is 0-2 already not in your favor so you're going to pull out all the stops and include jewelry in it too. It's not breaking a rule, its a loop hole because she didn't address it!

As you give her the basket, there's a big smile on your face and the thought of "I'll definitely win this!" was repeating itself in your head. When you take the basket of clothes she wanted you to wear, you don't think much of it. But why does the stuff in the basket look familiar? "Ahhh! We're matching!" When both of you walk out of the changing stall it seems you both are wearing almost identical outfits. While you are a bit huffed at this, Yosano is laughing. "It's- oh- this is- really funny oh my goodness. We definitely have to buy these outfits!" Despite trying to keep a pout on your face you cant help but burst into returning giggles. Even if this was most likely a tied round, you think that you've won in another way: another pair of matching outfits and hearing Yosano's joyous laugh.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Edogawa Ranpo : Candy Shop

Dates with Ranpo has turned into a routine if anything, but who says routine dates can’t exist. Every Sunday you both walk to the candy shop by the armed detective agency. As odd as it sounds Ranpo was actually the one who recommended the idea of walking after Kunikida said no to driving you both. Well not so much recommended but dramatically sighed and said quote “Since there’s nothing we can do… I GUESS we can walk. I guess.” While surprised you did agree so every Sunday your dates have been walk with Ranpo to the candy shop down the street then shop for a bit. Unfortunately for you though, for some reason they were out of the chocolates you wanted.  

“Damn it! They’re out of the chocolates I normally get.” Hershey kisses are something many people say that they’re very boring or like Tanizaki says “mid” chocolates but sometimes simple is just best! As you look over the chocolate aisle you mentally pray in your head that you simply just missed the sight of it rather than them actually being sold out. 

“Stop trying to get your hopes up, they're fully out.” Crossing your arms and huffing you turn towards where Ranpo is. The little shit you’re dating is sitting in the shopping cart sucking happily on a lollipop with a smug smile on his face. As you pout at him you grumble out that he could at least help you try and find it. 

“You’re so rude, I was just being honest. Here, have something sweeter.” Raising an eyebrow, you feel your arm get tugged towards Ranpo, body following. Before you can say anything you feel his lips on yours. It’s only a moment before he pulls away but as your face flushes his has a smirk. “See, problem solved.” 

“No it’s not, you would kill me if I did the same thing to you.” “Absolutely because nothing is sweeter than the candy I like”

“Why do I date you” “Because you love me!”

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Papaver rhoeas, The Poppy. A Papaveraceae. Representing love, sleep, death, and war. -> Open book? Back to Contents?

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Armed Detective Agency (Sorta) Summertime Dates ! ;; Dazai, Yosano, Ranpo x reader -> synopsis;; Dates you'd have with them!

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Port Mafia -> Stories TBA

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ The Guild -> Stories TBA

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ The Hunting Dogs -> Stories TBA

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Decay of The Angel -> Stories TBA

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Episode 3. ; Maybe don't do that ! ... Previous || Show List || Next

In theory, this was a good idea. In reality though, this is one of the dumbest things you could be doing.

When your eyes caught the glimmer of your skateboard in the middle of studying, all you could do was stare wistfully at it thinking about what you could be doing instead of adding to your wrist pain while doing math problems. At this point, math was becoming it’s own problem too since all the numbers were beginning to blur into one big blob.You needed a break and you knew it. 

Akaashi’s recommendation was something you automatically agreed with. Sure he probably meant to lay down, do a bit of research on skate shops, something calming etcetera, but sneaking out just sounded so much more appealing. Fresh air would be perfect for you plus you could try and check out the skate shops to get your skates fixed. Hitting two birds with one stone.  

To sneak out though, there were only two problems you thought you needed to deal with. The first being the fact that you were trying to sneak out of a room on the second floor which you easily dealt with by putting a ladder below prior, and the second being taking off your window screen. It was a bit harder than you had expected since it was your first time trying to take it off, your last house already having the screen removed, but it was nothing MeTube couldn't have fixed. 

That was two obstacles dealt with, but now you were dealing with one you didn’t account for: for you to be hanging out of the window with your skateboard squeezed in one arm, the other arm’s hand gripping onto the bottom of your window, and you tippy-toeing to reach the closest step of the ladder you could. 

You honestly thought you were tall enough to reach the ladder perfectly fine. But it seemed like you might have done a few miscalculations. This realization comes to you while you stare down at the looming drop that could potentially await you but while doing so the voice of your neighbor startles you. 

“Hey neighbor, you might die if you do that!” Where was his voice coming from?

Turning your head ever so slightly you see Suna staring at you with wide eyes and hands gripping his own window. This might have been the most emotion in his face you've seen besides his god awful smirk and usual amusement.

since you both were neighbors, you've talked a handful of times, which was usually sarcastic banter, but sometimes the fact you were neighbors slipped your mind. How that works you don't know, but you really did forget you were neighbors at times. Especially window buddies from what Bokuto calls it.

You knew he was your window buddy, having glanced at him a few times during the past few weeks, even making eye contact and waving at each other, but you didn’t expect him to be awake and seeing you like this. How embarrassing you think to yourself. It would be rude not to reply though; taking a deep breath in you’re hoping your voice won’t be too shaky. 

“Shhh! Be quiet please, I don’t want to wake anyone up. Thanks for the oh-so-amazing insight though, duly noted.” To your dismay, your voice does end up being shaky but oh well. 

A loud sigh comes out of Suna’s mouth as he runs a hand through his hair, if you weren’t about to fall to your death you probably would think he’s attractive but currently you have a few bigger problems to tackle. Right before you plan to speak again though, you feel your grip start to loosen and you close your eyes awaiting your death.

“Yn, listen to what I’m saying, okay, drop your board into the bush, try your best.” Listening to him is probably the best course of action if you want to live, so you do so and drop your board hearing it fall into the leaves below. After letting out a shaky “I did it,” you hear your neighbor speak again. 

“Okay now open your eyes and use your free hand to grip the bricks in front of you,” He pauses for a moment while you attempt to follow his instructions then continues, “Now try to climb down, I’ll meet you at the bottom just don’t look down while descending.” 

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It took around five whole minutes to get down to the bottom of the ladder, Suna Rintarou waiting for you and attempting to console you the entire way down. There were multiple thoughts of you never doing this ever again but you did know that sneaking out is inevitable. Taking a moment to recuperate, you flop down on the grass that was once below you, the feeling of the earth against you was pleasant after being stuck in the sky.

“Thank fucking god I lived you are a lifesaver Suna-kun.” A sigh of relief was let out as you lay sprawled, opening your eyes to see the same boy you were thanking leaning over you while standing. 

“I know I’m a lifesaver, I almost watched you die. You know you could have traumatized me right?” Sarcastic bitch he was, but you couldn’t deny you were amused, the banter felt nice after almost falling. 

“My bad didn’t mean it was almost at one in the morning. Next time I'll do it during daylight” You snort while taking in the scent of grass.

“Yeah you go do that. Getting traumatized at one in the morning is really not it.” You can hear the snarky relief in his voice before you close your eyes and sigh again. After a moment, you stood up and grabbed your skateboard from the bushes you threw them in. Running your hands along it, you inspect the chunk of wood. Thank the gods it wasn't damaged, you didn’t know what you’d do if it ended up being broken. 

“Anyway if you’re fine now, let's go skating.” Immediately turning towards the boy, you blinked, staring at him a bit confused. 

“What?” There was a dumb, slight smile on his face, he was obviously amused by your reaction. 

“Well you almost died once, what if you almost die again, I needed to get out of my room anyways so I’ll go with you to make sure you don’t die. Or if you do, then your family hears about it. Don’t wanna die alone do ya?” 

Weighing the pros and cons in your head, even if you wanted to say no, which you oddly didn’t, you knew you couldn’t. For one he quite literally saved your life and two he definitely knew the area better than you and after one death scare knowing someone would be looking out for you would be good. Plus going by yourself would be lonely. So… why not? 

“Okay, sure then, where are we going?”

Notes !! : -> It took two weeks for this chapter im so sorry </33 -> it's also 3 am so im sorry if the writing portion is unedible -> I feel bad for yn bc she cant ice skate anymore, her roller skates are broken, and all she has is a skate board that she knows absolutely no tricks on -> yn used to regularly sneak out but their old house was one story which made it like a hundred times easier than what she has to deal with rn -> Suna wasn't too panicked until the twins were panicked bc he then realized he might ACTUALLY watch someone die -> me projecting onto yn because i almost died when i miscalculated my height and the top of a ladder a few years ago <3 -> Osamu fell asleep at the end but Atsumus stayed up bc he was invested in a kdrama and whatever is going on on Rin's side -> Yn and rin ended up getting back to their houses at like 4 in the morning and Rin held up the ladder to make sure she didn't fall or anything -> Akaashi has this weird sense late at night whenever he's reading to check the gc at random times bc someone might be awake he thought it was originally bokuto but realized he was probably sleeping. Bokuto is also at Kuroos for a sleepover rn bc he is !!

taglist : open ! ft. @lcvemiyuki @cannibalsrider @skazewrld @thvvluvr @snail-squasher @mfcherry @sereniteav @cocoforkuroopuffs @causenessus @yuminako @starsagainsthearts @yessimo

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IM BACK AND HOME AND WORKING ON WORKS SORRY FOR GOING POOF !!