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If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don't forget that

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These are sO fuckingnem funny imskdjsjcjcic

haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU

OK THIS IS THE LAST BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RELATED HEADCANON SET I PROMISE 

[edit: check out the link at the bottom of the post for more buzzfeed unsolved au content :)]

hinata and kageyama:

90% of the show is them yelling and nobody watches it with earphones on

both of them believe in ghosts but that doesn’t mean they want to see one

hinata will literally go to the bathroom five times before going to the spooky house and kageyama gets mad at him for it but there is Fear in his eyes

producer: ‘were you scared?’

kageyama: 'pfft, no’

cameraman: *points camera down to show that kageyama’s legs are shaking*

they also bring a shit ton of food with them when they stay the night at a place and they’ll deadass be eating while talking about the history of the place

‘this house *crunch crunch* was built in *crunch crunch* 1972’

the producers tell them to stop bringing snacks but fans of the show love it

sometimes they’ll shoot a mini mukbang video

SPICY, BARBECUE POTATO FRIES | Mukbang at the Waverly Hills Asylum’

hinata: *looking up how to do a seance on wikihow* it says we gotta offer some food for the spirit

kageyama: *spills the doritos he was eating on the table

*after 20 minutes*

kageyama: fuck this

hinata: *starts eating the doritos*

producer: …

the ghosts: ………………the, audacity

tsukishima and yamaguchi

pretty much a ryan and shane duo right here

yamaguchi: we’ll be visiting this place as part of our ongoing investigation on the question, are ghosts real?

tsukishima: *shakes head*

yamaguchi just wants to see the look of fear in tsukishima’s eyes at least once

yamaguchi: *hears a random thump sound* fUCk tSuKkI a gHoSt!!!

tsukishima: *sees a chair being tossed across the room* huh, the wind is pretty strong today

he likes to stick his head into attics to scare yamaguchi

yamaguchi always carries a water gun full of holy water

yamaguchi: i have holy water with me and i’m not afraid to use it! but i’m also sorry you had to die such a horrible death i hope you find peace soon

tsukishima: *walks into a basement that is supposedly a portal to hell* fuckin’ take me already

so many 'yamaguchi being an angel and tsukishima being a demon for 10 mins’ video compilations 

daichi and sugawara

a very chaotic buzzfeed unsolved duo

suga, who is satan’s child himself, and daichi, who needs a raise

daichi: hello everyone! this is daichi,

sugawara: and suga

daichi: and you’re watching…

sugawara: jackass!!

daichi:…buzz…buzzfeed unsolved??

daichi started out being afraid of almost every place he had to walk into but after having to deal with the chaotic mess that is suga for an entire season, he no longer Feels Fear

this is because suga will deadass film a tiktok dance video no matter where he is

daichi: suga, someone was literally axe-murdered there

suga: *dancing along to ‘I’m a Savage’ or whatever that tiktok song is called*

daichi: *at cameraman* do you see what i have to deal with every day?’

suga is only genuinely scared by ghosts when his followers point out that a ghost was caught on camera in one of his tiktok videos

suga: *watching the video*

that was the end of suga’s tiktok career

tanaka and nishinoya:

another bunch of loud bois but they are much louder than kageyama and hinata

they’re very much into proving the existence of cryptids and are most known for that episode they spent hunting bigfoot by dressing up to look like bigfoot

tanaka: ‘you know that thing they do in cartoons where they stack on top of each other under a coat so they look like just one big guy?’

nishinoya: ‘ryuu i love you so fucking much’

other guy there who is also trying to catch bigfoot: oMg ItS bIgFooT *takes picture with the blurriest camera he could find*

both of them are very committed in their investigation of the supernatural and they’re very unconventional approaches

nishinoya: *lying on the ground in a creepy basement* EAT MY HEART DEMONS! WE’LL PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

tanaka: *takes out a spirit board* *spells out O-M-A-E  W-A  M-O  S-H-I-N-D-E-I-R-U*

ghost: *spells out N-A-N-I*

tanaka and nishinoya: *screaming*

kuroo and kenma: 

kuroo deadass flirts with any ghost or demon they encounter and kenma would sleep over in a haunted asylum for ten bucks

kuroo: *sidles up to the infamous annabelle doll* hey there little lady, what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a locked, glass case with a ‘don’t touch’ sign like this?

kenma: kuroo, there’s a demon inside her

kuroo: well, i’m a bit of a demon myself

kenma: she attempted to choke a guy in his sleep

kuroo: oooh, choking. i can get behind that…

kenma: *looks at camera*

the demon in annabelle: d-daddy??

“kuroo flirting with demons and kenma looking at the camera for 5 minutes”

kuroo’s actually a huge fucking scaredy cat and kenma secretly tries to push him over the edge

kenma: *plays computer-generated screams of the damned on his phone*

kuroo: WHAT WAS THAT?

kenma: …I didn’t hear anything *looks at the camera as if he was on the office and plays the sound again*

kuroo: i was too scared to close my eyes last night

kenma: i was actually able to catch a bunch of pokemon last night. who knew the winchester mansion is such a hotspot

producer: did you catch any evidence of ghosts?

kenma: …i caught a gastly

bokuto and akaashi:

bokuto is a die-hard mothman fan and akaashi is emotionally involved in proving that ghosts exist he will stop at nothing

akaashi: all of the evidence on the shadow figures and orbs spotted in this place can only suggest one thing…

bokuto: mothman did it

akaashi: no

bokuto: yes

akaashi: mothman is literally five states away

bokuto: he has wings

during their individual investigations, akaashi has already foreseen how bokuto is going to react

producer: it’s been quiet for a while. do you think bokuto’s no longer scared?

akaashi: oh no. he should be screaming right about now…

bokuto, inside the haunted house: *screams and waves his flashlight around*

akaashi:  and then he’s gonna call for help

bokuto: AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII

*few hours later*

bokuto: i saw my life flash before my eyes in there

akaashi: *muttering incoherently near his ‘evidence wall’ full of blurry pictures and red string*

bokuto: i must’ve stared into the abyss at one point

akaashi: this place is fucking haunted. can i go back? it’s for sale right?

ushijima and tendou:

ushijima’s knowledge of ghosts is based on hollywood movies and tendou has exorcised places just by vibing

ushijima: *brings out a pottery wheel* if there are any ghosts in here, you know what to do

he’s actually never watched Ghost he just knows That One Scene

tendou: *naruto-running through the goatman bridge with a go-pro strapped to his head* IT’S MY BRIDGE GOATMAN, IT’S MY BRIDGE!!!

the Goatman Himself: i’ve never felt so fucking scared in my entire fucking life

ushijima believes that chanting in latin will Summon the Ghosts and tendou takes full advantage of that

tendou: *handing ushijima a slip of paper* here, apparently this will summon a full-bodied apparition

ushijima: thanks *begins chanting*

producer, interviewing tendou to the side: okay, what did you make him read this time?

tendou: i typed out ‘let me eat your ass’ in latin on google translate and went from there

cameraman: *zooms in on ushijima chanting*

the ghost haunting the castle: *is confused in French*

in the end neither of them get evidence on ghosts

ushijima: well, we’ll have better luck next time

tendou: maybe even revisit this place ?

the ghosts: i know i’m dead but this is the first time i’ve been scared for my life

[EDIT: for more buzzfeed unsolved au content written by me, check out The Search for the Mysterious Mothman, a headcanon set feat. bokuaka]

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hitoshi shinsou! pencil doodles!!

im pleased with how these look! compared to my fiRST BNHA doodle, (also featuring shinsou) ive got a much better hand on how i draw these characters :-)

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LAKSIHCUSV

full video: https://youtu.be/4yxiWaJ7sf8

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here take some shitty doodles

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bakugou: [helping todoroki practice driving]

todoroki: should i run over those idiots playing in the street?

bakugou: [lifts up sunglasses to see kirishima, kaminari and sero] yes

todoroki: i can’t see who they are. do you know them?

bakugou: [lowers sunglasses] no

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shinkami 🖤

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he lives rent-free in my mind ,,,,

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his stupid ass rip gay purple emo

Truth

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Weebtober Day 2: Onsie with Mina Ashido!!

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“wait is it you who write in red ?”

shitty hc: if Shirakumo was alive, he would have become a teacher with Mic, but not Aizawa

once, when Shirakumo was correcting copies, Aizawa innocently walked behind and noticed Shirakumo’s “corrections” and that he was almost as bad as his students

Shirakumo laughs because he knows that, even though Aizawa pretends he doesn’t care about the students, he genuinely cares about them (like, he doesn’t want to be a teacher but Shirakumo talks to him all the time about ‘them and sometimes asks him to come for some lessons)

but suddenly now it’s Aizawa who corrects the copies of Shirakumo’s students

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MHA characters as things my friends have said/done:

Izuku: *slams head on counter* “MY LEGS”

Uraraka: *Tearing up* “Do you think animals know how much I love them?”

Bakugo: If the pussy isn’t raw I don’t want it!

Shigaraki: I think his hands are just neat

Shoto: I fantasize about the day where I finally feel loved

Momo: Damn, I can’t see past all this money *Pulls out a penny*

Asui: Wanna watch me hold my breath underwater *Proceeds to drown in the shallow end*

Iida: Please refrain from shaking your ass in the library

Kiri: You ever look up at the stars and think about how gay you are?

All Might: There’s no possible way we have a kid. We haven’t even kissed yet.

Aizawa: Please just shut the fuck up so I can pet the cat

Mineta: I’m too short to see myself in the mirror so I struggle to look decent everyday

Dabi: *Hand touching a frying pan that isn’t hot* I AM THE GOD OF FIRE! *chucks pan* FUCK YOU!

Toga: Fuck. She’s pretty.

Twice: *Holding two of the same cans of beans* ONE OF THEM HAS MORE I JUST KNOW IT

Aoyama: I’m too fab to be your friend. Bye tumbleweed lookin ass!

Mic: I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY!! *Is standing next to his boyfriend of four years*

Endeavor: I’m really disappointed in the lack of commitment you have with your snapchat

Tokoyami: I need to cry but I can only do so when the lights are off. No one can see the pain when your not their main.

Jirou: Do you think I can play my favorite song “Blasts Nyan cat for forty five minutes straight*

Denki: *Over the phone* HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FORGET TO CHECK IF I WAS IN the CAR! THIS WALMART ISN’T EVEN A WALMART!

Sero: I seemed to have gotten myself stuck! *Is wrapped in gift wrapping*

Mina: My little pony in a jar.

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!!!!!! guys send me a bnha character and an outfit !!! This is rad!!!

Decided to do my own outfit drawing meme for fun! Send an outfit and a character for me to draw!!

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this is rad ~

some upstanding faculty members

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Lily of the valley by Kawarazaki Shodo (1899-1973)

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happy birthday bisexuals