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"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.

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It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

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I hope he *remember it's wrong to wish bad things to people* I hope he finds true repentance in life so that his designated room in the worst pit of hell remains unused

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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got an idea for a song it’s called moonsetter

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every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

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Kiki’s Delivery Service 魔女の宅急便 1989 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki.

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As cool as being corrupted would be, my spirit is lowkey indomitable and I have an automatic aversion to doing what people tell me to do

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a video that starts "how to dress to make your man OBSESSED with you 😍" and it abruptly cuts to somebody dressed as a huge and uncannily realistic white whale

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fuck it sure

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>Be me

>Make bowl of panda express leftovers

>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes

>Leave bowl unattended

>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes

>Return to room

>??Bat? In bowl? ?

>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof

>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto

>Bat does so

>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window

>Bat won't let go of Churchill

>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand

>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night

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patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never return