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god fuck how many times have i reblogged to the wrong blog

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Reblog if you are

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Villain: “You and I are very much alike, you know.”

Hero: “I realize that.”

Villain: “Doesn’t that trouble you?”

Hero: “Why would it? I share most of my genome with sewer rats.”

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The artist 

it’s a powerful project

#MichaelBrown #BlackLivesMatter 

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The Underdog Myth

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Mr T: What would you do if faced with difficulty?

Me:

Me: crash and bu-

Mr T: No. You ask for help

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Question paper: Explain why the author is sprawled on the floor in the beginning of the extract.

Teacher: "A sleepless night does not explain why he's on the floor."

Me: "BUT IT DOES???"

Teacher: "How many of you still feel energetic after a sleepless night?"

(majority raise their hands up)

Me: "??????HOW-"

(Side note: i fear that im literally failing to be part of my own generation)

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Aksh: "i thought we were under the british-"

J.L: "aRE YOU OUTDATED?"

J.l: "JAPANESE TOOK OVER ALREADY LAH"

J.L: (flings marker at Aksh)

Aksh: (s C R E E C H)

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Mr T: "Please be careful when squirting the acids into the testtube, don't even touch a single drop."

Also Mr T: (squirts acid on hand immediately)

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Me: (quietly plays first few notes of do you wanna build a snowman with J. on my side)

Mr N: (pOPS OUT OF NOWHERE) "DO YOU WANNA BUILD A S N O W M A N ?"

J. And I: (shRI E K S)

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YY Band Major: "You guys should try to move, you know? Try not to be so...dead."

My Band: (has about 3-5 unfinished homework, backs sore, woke up early on the Saturday to get ready for the band exchange, constantly drowning in self doubt since we're the worst in the band family, tiredly) "Yes ma'am."

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Ms C: "And you can punch in your calculator-"

Entire class punches their calculator

Me: (shrieks) "mY CALCULATOR!"

Ms C: (deadpan)

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C: “How about Karen?”

Me: “no.”

C: “why?”

My friend who suspiciously looks exactly like me and has a similar name and I: (in sync) “Karen took the kids.”

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am i the only one who doesn’t care whether my glasses are clean or not