#school quotes

[made-by-moon]

The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said:

"Sometimes, you have to girlboss through life."- Marlene McKinnon

"Honestly? Take your british accent and shove it up your ass and shut the fuck up."- Regulus Black

"It's not my generation that created situationships. It was you. Shame on you."- Slughorn about Barty and Evan

"He may be a bastard but he is our bastard"- James Potter about Remus

"Ride me like a stallion I am *neighs*"- Sirius Black

"Great ideas come from great cocks."- Remus Lupin, stoned out of his mind

[public-school-quotes]

“What drugs are you on?” “Auditory processing disorder.”

[i-like-bagel]

throwback to my interior design class 🎉 wildest class I was in by far.

‼️ warning ‼️ : LOTS of foul language

[lavender-fox-101]

"He was such a great mathematician that he calculated the area of hell and found out that there is enough space for all of you."

-One of my teachers

[likesaly]

"Are they a writer, artist, or a murderer?" -Me

"yes, yes, yes" -@no-name120

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Redacted Quotes from my school

Some quotes I’ve said to my friends or heard around my school as Redacted characters!

Redacted Masterlist

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Lasko: And they called his wife a-

Gavin: Slut

Damien: whore

Freelancer: it's slut isn't it?

Huxley: these are such mean words...

Lasko: ... tramp. It was tramp...

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Caelum: this apple is juicy.

Freelancer: fuck! Sorry...

Caelum: you made a piece of my apple go ŅnÑŔŘrROÔWwW

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Caelum: can you hold this frog plushie for me?

Gavin: hey... freelancer... how deep do you think I could deepthroat this?

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Lovely: A kid walked in with a bag of chips and 3 milks

Vincent: DID YOU JUST SAY MILFS?

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Caelum: I mean, I had cookies in my pocket.

Freelancer: why do you have cookies in your pocket?!

Damien: what?

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Gavin: bro don't play with me. I'll suck your dick.

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Angel: gin is an alcohol though!

David: it stands for engine!

Angel: WHY WOULD I DRINK AN ENGINE?

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Huxley: if I pee my pants I'm going home

Damien and Freelancer: if he pees his pants he's going home.

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Asher: I already threw out my lunch, so I'll just sit there for ten hours.

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Sweetheart: are you missing something?

Milo: I literally hate you

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Milo: can we switch seat? I can't see.

Christian: I can't see either

Milo: chrissy....

Christian: it's fine, we'll both be failures.

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Asher: I got

Baabe: no you didn’t

Asher: suck a cock. I got it.

Baabe: no you didn't.

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Damien: why?

Freelancer: I never learned

Gavin: *sneeze*

Freelancer: bruh

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Baabe: you know that one week where I was as sick as balls on a wall?

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Honey: At the Alamo. Period bitch.

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Avior: It... it was the river. I’m gonna kill myself..

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Sam: I’m in sixth place. Come on everyone, get it wrong.

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Caelum: Can I get candy for trying really hard?

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Guy: Have you ever thrown a cow tongue around?

Honey: WHY would you throw a cow tongue??

Guy: Well he called me a Nazi cow... what else was I supposed to do?

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Freelancer: To answer your question... I don’t know why I am the way I am.

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Vincent (No I refuse to apologize): I didn’t know I was that far off the ground.

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Damien: Call me vertically challenged and I’ll make you horizontally permanently.

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Angel: I want a tripod fish.

Baabe: What the hell is a tide pod fish?

Angel: No. Tripod fish.

Baabe: Why do they have a tripod?

Sweetheart: Who?

Baabe: The fish.

Sweetheart: Oh.

Angel: They have three really skinny legs that go Ǹ̴̤̈͒́̚e̷͇̭̹̰̗̽̽E̷̦̹̪̖̱͛̾͝Ṛ̵̨̻͙̀R̴̨͉̲̲̉̈͑̓̌ó̵͉͔̿͊͑͝W̶͚̭̪̼̅̈́w̶̳͙͖͔͍̑w̶̹͚̭̉

Baabe: WHY THE FUCK DO THEY LOOK LIKE A GOD DAMN TENT?

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Angel: That’s gay.

David: What?

Angel: Sorry, they just look  like a drag queen.

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Sweetheart: Short people stuff... there’s way more to unpack with that.

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Asher: I was short once too, yknow. Then one time when I woke up I was like 5′5″... no it was 5′6″. Anyways I grew.

Baabe: For real? Give me some of your height. I don’t want to keep increasing platform sizes so I can establish dominance over all tall people!

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Angel: My torso is short, but my legs are long.

Sweetheart: Same.

Baabe: Same! I’ve got like no waist to speak of. Essentially it’s non existent!

[tobbogan-13]

some fun things I've heard in my AP human class 😃

"I love me a good Mongol conquest, it's so aesthetic"

"Is Biden backing up Bumble or..."

[brookie-the-cookie-lmao]

I think that we all need to take a moment to appreciate dumbass teenagers and the stupid things they say. Here’s just a few quotes that I’ve gathered the last THREE YEARS of shit I’ve heard in the hallways or classrooms:

I said that I wanted to be an actor and a singer, so I put Bill Cosby and R. Kelly on my slide. I presented it too!

My license plate is going to be “twonk4life”

If I was a man right now, I’d be so hard.

If I’m gonna sell your sister, I’m gonna need a trillion dollars

I’d be fine to shit my pants.

“What kind of black is your dad?” The response: “He’s from Louisiana.”

You were doing so good, then you impaled yourself.

You thought THAT was gay?? You haven’t seen this mascot, then.

My grandpa likes to baptize cats and wait until the bubbles stop coming up.

I don’t know what the word is, but I like to drown myself in fandoms.

Shit. Pussy. Ass. Sorry. Cocksucker. Sorry. Whore.

“Do you kiss your dad?” “No. Who’s my dad? Tom Brady?”

I LOOK LIKE A MORMON!

I like wood *starts stroking the piece of wood*

I want protein! Where are the wrenches and bolts!

I’m gonna fucking kill myself. A man just looked at me.

Being gay is a choice *proceeds to walk away in the gayest way possible*

*fire alarm goes off in the most inconvenient time* IM GONNA KICK SOMEBODY IN THE TEETH

:)

[chronicallyonlinecath]

Monday, January 8th 2023 - Music and... well...

Monday's are the days I am sucked into the abyss of the music department, so I barely see anyone. Senior girls choir in the morning, helping out junior choir at break, and then prefect duties at lunch. Not to mention I actually have music as a lesson in period 5-

According to Harley and Reagan, many interesting things were said at break and lunchtime. Unfortunately, I didn't catch them. So uh, no quotes from that. Harley was talking to Minns (actual name is Moira but we all call her Minns) and they believe if this blog blows up on something like tiktok it'll do really well. So imma start adding hashtags to these blogs in the hope they might get some viewers other than my own friends and sex bots.

Well, the big scandal of the day was apparently a boy who's in the majority of my core classes, such as maths and science, has been arrested on suspicion of selling edibles. Or evidence, we don't know yet. This is a theory one of his friends, one of his tutees, and I came up with in science. And it... kinda blew up around school? It adds up way too much though. There are three main points;

A police car drove into the school gates during period one (and Harvey and I saw one heading towards school when we were on our way home) Said boy was taken out of class during period one by our Head of Year, and no one's seen him since. Others were also taken out for "questioning" His friend openly said that the boy sells edibles to kids in the younger years

Then, in maths, we were conspiring further, along with some... odd quotes.

“Allegedly, Janek was caught shoving his foot up a child’s rectum” - Ben “It’s true I was the toenail” - Andrew

Elliot came up with what said boy would be charged with... and it's quite a lot. It's the fact he is a minor, got the edibles, probably did the edibles himself, and then sold them on to others. That's three crimes, the last one being severe as it was them being sold onto other minors.

This is your reminder people, if you didn't already know, there are people like this out there. He is a grade nine student. Does he put the work or the effort in? No! Not at all. But as much as I know he is an asshole, it's still kinda a shock for me that this has happened. I'd heard rumors, but I didn't think he actually dealt stuff.

I had a pretty sheltered and safe childhood. I'm very grateful for that, especially on days like today.

Bit of a rough ending there, huh?

Have another quote for your troubles

stealing my glue “I need those extra 6 inches” - Elliot “Yes, give to the orphans-” - Bella “At least my parents care about me-” - Elliot “You guys have family?” - Janek

Oh also Harry was off, which is never like Harry. He's okay though, according to him. Just shaking his head at the fact he missed all the drama-

~CM

[whatevergoes287]

Quotes From My School Pt. 15

“I’m a simple girl. You give me lesbians, I give you life.” 

[gennsoup]

If sanity was measured in feet and hours, learning was weighed in pounds of books carried to school and back again.

Joanne Greenberg, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden

[made-by-moon]

The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said p.2:

"My fingers are so small it's depressing."- Sirius Black

"I'm so gonna bob ross you."- Marlene McKinnon doing Sirius' make up for the first time

"I'm Fleamont Potter. I don’t have any pets but I have two children so I think that counts."- Fleamont Potter at some book club introducing himself (after adopting Sirius)

"You have no shame in English."- Regulus Black (prob after Sirius said some outrageous shit)

"Awww you know me so well. It scares me."- Remus Lupin to Lily

"They would go to an Irish pub but they would run away because people started to sing and that induces homophobic feelings or something."- Remus Lupin

"They're so straight, they're gay."- Dorcas Meadowes about Barty and Evan

[public-school-quotes]

“I would be concerned if your cum wasn’t watery.”

[faded-fuck]

"I'm giving you a box full of anxiety." -Mr. Durinick 11/21/22

[certainglitterhologram]

Things Actually Overheard in My Highschool!!

12/12/2022

“our society is falling apart and i will die.”

“the demise of our earth will coming in *checks watch* approximately 13 years”

“AND HE RIPPED THE DATE OFF THE CALENDAR!!!”

“touch me again and i will release a BOUT of hand sanitizer.”

“why couldn’t we have mummified a chicken?”

[likesaly]

"You look like a murderer w/ those gloves" -@no-name120

"I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT" -Me