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Five: Do you understand the plan now that I've explained it for fifteen minutes?

Klaus: yes!!

Five: are you lying to me?

Klaus: yes!!

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Vanya: Why are you on the floor?

Klaus: I'm depressed.

Vanya:

Klaus: Also, I was stabbed, can you get Diego?

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Five: We need to have a talk when you get home *sends a picture of a bunch of pill capsules scattered on a table*

Klaus: Put one in water

Five: why?

Klaus: Just do it

Five: *sends a picture of a sponge-like rhinoceros in a cup of water* What the hell is this?

Klaus: It’s a rhinoceros 🦏

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So you know those capsules you put in water and they grow into random animals?

Can I just imagine Klaus having a collection of those?

Imagine all of the potential fics based around this idea.

One of his siblings going through his stuff and finding them. (Picture the meme here)

Or him accidentallly swallowing them, mistaking them for his other pills.

Him sitting at the table staring at a pill in a cup of water when someone, probably Diego or Five walks in and slowly raises a brow. It slowly starts to grow and he gets excited and they just stare at him like he’s grown another head. Fast forward, Klaus and the other sibling are gathered around the same cup when another sib walks in

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Klaus: the only thing I’m more afraid of than ghosts is spiders. Please get rid of it.

Luther: Seriously? *moves towards the spider*

Klaus: Wait no not like that—

Luther: *immediately squishes the spider*

*The spider comes back as a ghost*

Klaus, immediately panicking and climbing up a very confused Luther: BEN SAVE ME—

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Klaus, during an important group discussion: Did you know that every time you yawn, a ghost sticks it’s dick in your mouth?

Everyone stops talking and looks at him in horror

Meanwhile, Ben is dying of laughter

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So I had this idea.

A feather boa made of worm on a string (the magic worm toy). You could make it as thin or thick as you like

Guess what I am going to make for some fun Klaus cosplay 👀

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Klaus for pride month~

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Diego: Klaus are you with us?

Klaus: Physically, yes. Mentally? I’m in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance

Diego: is that a yes or are you trying to freak us out

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Ben’s gonna buy a Subaru .

(Description: panel one is Klaus in fur jacket saying ‘Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? No problem!’ panel two is Klaus saying ‘oh, you dead? Fuck it! GHOST CREDIT!’ Third panel is Ben saying ‘I’m gonna buy a Subaru!’)

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Klaus kissing cookware in front of his siblings: What did you think I meant when I said I was panromantic?

Five: Not... not that

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Klaus: A veeeery merry unbirthday to you. Yes, a very merry unbirthday to you, who you—yes, you—🎶

Reginald’s Ghost: I just died; what in heaven’s name is wrong with you Number Four?

Klaus: A lot. But if there is ever a perfect time to sing this particular soooong...

Ben: That could possibly be the best definition of unbirthday. High five, Klaus

Klaus: Come on; live a little, Reggie

Ben: *very clearly laughing despite trying to hide it*

Reginald: I despise you all

Klaus: And we hate you too, daddy dearest <3

Klaus: ...Please don’t haunt me

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Five: I am older than you, you have to listen to me

Klaus: Actually, I’m the oldest out of all of us

Five: For the— You know what? Who is the wisest? Hmm

Klaus: Pogo?

Five: What—? No. Out of the siblings, you dimwit

Klaus: Oh. Point taken

Klaus: I’m still not gonna do it though

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Klaus: Excuse me, what flavor are these?

Random unfortunate store associate: Sir, these are Tide Pods

Klaus: But what FLAVOR are they?

Associate: ...They are laundry detergent, they aren’t supposed to be eaten—

Klaus: You lie! You just want them all to yourself

The, now confused, associate: What—

Klaus, grabbing an armful of packages of tide pods, running towards the exit: YOUR DELICIOUSNESS SHALL BE MINE!!!

Five, who has witnessed this entire situation, just shakes his head and teleports out of there

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Klaus at 3am, sitting in the dark and covered in black paint, putting handprints on a l l the paper

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Klaus, hissing at a feral cat over a doughnut he found in the trash

The cat moves too close for comfort and he books it, fleeing with his prized trophy (aka a stale doughnut)

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Five: You know, that was pretty clever, the way you handled things at the facility. Smashing that snow globe?

Klaus: Well, I’ll have you know, I am a clever man.

Five: I don’t know if I would go that far, you did almost set your room on fire—how many times again?

Klaus: I am not always an intelligent man.

Five: You also threw a bowling ball at a ghost?

Klaus: I am not ALWAYS an intelligent man.

Five: And—

Klaus: I am not ALWAYS—!!