#incorrect tua

[thehargreevesfamily]

Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

[ourgoddessathena]

Five : *Accidentally hits Y/N in the face*

Five : *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Five : "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"

Y/N : "What’s wrong with you?!"

[thehandl3r]

The Handler: I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Five: Kill off the main character.

[spn-lesbian]

Klaus: hey Five! Look, I made a marshmallow you. He even has his arms crossed because you’re so grumpy all the time. What do you think?

Five, choked up: it’s fine

[sharkaiju]

Five: Family isn't who you're born with, it's who you'd die for!

Five, looking at his siblings: And in this case possibly "with"

[igotanidea]

The umbrella academy incorrect quotes

y/n : Honestly, Diego was always my favorite of the family.

Five: Is that so?

y/n: Yes. Quite easy to impress. It’s much harder to win you over.

Five: y/n, binge-watching all episodes of House M.D.  in four days does not impress me.

Diego (running into the room) : y/n! You are an expert on medical field, I'm bleeding, what do I do?!

y/n (raising her eyebrows looking at five): See?

[yourmomxx]

Five: I want to kiss you.

Y/N, not paying attention: What?

Five: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

[graktung]

stan: fuck

diego: hey! watch your fucking language

[agent-toast]

i made MORE

more five edits

even more five edits

[tua-said-this]

diego: What time is it?

klaus: I don't know, hand me the trumpet.

diego: *hands him the trumpet*

klaus: *starts loudly playing the trumpet*

luther: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 3 AM

klaus: It's 3 AM.

[thehargreevesfamily]

Klaus, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Diego, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Allison: what the hell are you guys doing?

Klaus: playing systemic oppression

[ourgoddessathena]

Five : "You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you."

Y/N : "I want you to eat three meals a day, drink less coffee, and have a decent sleep schedule."

Five : "Absolutely not."

[thehandl3r]

Klaus: Hey, Five. Can I take you to my therapist next week?

Five: Why?

Klaus: She thinks I’m making you up.

[spn-lesbian]

Store Worker: could Five Hargreeves please report to the front office?

Five: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing at Diego & Klaus: I believe they belong to you?

Diego: we got lost

Five: I didn't even bring you here with me-

[fivelover]

diego : don’t worry, i’ve got a few knives up my sleeve

allison : i think you mean cards

klaus : he does not

diego, pulling three knives out of his sleeve : i do not

[annabethwarriorprincess]

Viktor: so, um. I'm a Guy. Like. I've realized I'm a Man.

Klaus: ONE MORE FOR BOYS NIGHT!