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klowse · 6 months
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boar of strenght and boar of power
heavy training every hour
huge and fat my awesome pig
i make it large i make it big
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klowse · 9 months
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even the top gets called a faggot
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klowse · 11 months
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Cunt Dracula
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klowse · 1 year
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The Face of Boe
“You are not alone.”
Artist: Greg Staples TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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klowse · 1 year
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The scene in Persona 5 where Makoto, Yusuke, Akira and Morgana try to have a conversation with Futaba in her room feels like a conversation with a group of people who have autism but in different ways lmao
Makoto has a structured way of holding a conversation and feels overwhelmed when the script doesn’t work.
Yusuke isn’t paying attention and starts fiddling with things.
Futaba doesn’t like the small talk and only starts really participating in the conversation once it’s about something she considers a special interest.
Akira is silent and doesn’t really add much to the conversation preferring to sit back and listen.
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klowse · 1 year
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great year to be a zelda or a spiderverse fan. pretty bad year to be link or miles.
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klowse · 1 year
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Silly little nerds
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klowse · 1 year
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"Get in the reactor Sephiroth!"
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klowse · 1 year
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🍎✨
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klowse · 1 year
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The Fellowship as Barbie teaser photos ft. Gollum
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klowse · 1 year
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You THROW AWAY One Ring? You throw away One Ring like the trash? oh! oh! Jail for hobbits! Jail for hobbits for one thousand ye—
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klowse · 2 years
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Dottore fixes your chronic neck pain
AN: horribly self indulgent. I'm coping very hard because I'm in fucking pain and can't get an appointment to get it all fixed. Dottore to the rescue please 🙏
Warnings: barely proofread, medical terms and procedure probably highly inaccurate, don't @ me I'm high on painkillers lol
GN Reader, 400 words
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You've been in pain for days, but tried to pull through somehow. Your work is too important to be neglected because of something as trivial as a few sore neck muscles.
How silly of you to think Dottore wouldn't notice your tense posture and the painkillers…
When you sit at your desk, one hand somehow trying to support your nape and the other clenching and flexing because your fingers feel numb around your pen, he sighs from across the room.
"You have a vertebral blockage in your cervical spine, presumably slightly dislocated C2 and 3, and perhaps one or two vertebrae a bit lower as well. Are you going to keep being stubborn or do you want me to fix it?"
He diagnosed all that just from observation alone?!
"It's nothing, really..." you tried, but the strain in your voice betrayed the immense discomfort you're in for the past week.
"If you say so..." Dottore replied nonchalantly and returned his focus back to his work.
A while later you heard him leave his desk. You didn't look up until you felt his slender fingers graze your nape, startling you.
He gently ran his digits over your skin, sliding his hand around your neck in the process and applying just the tiniest bit of pressure on your pulse. Your breath hitched at the tingling sensation his touch always brought with it.
He continued to let his hands wander up the sides of your neck, and you relaxed into his touch, letting your head fall back.
Within the blink of an eye, he locked his arm around your head and made an abrupt twisting motion.
The sudden crack that resounded from your spine was so loud that you feared he might have snapped your neck just like that.
He chuckled and released you.
"Dottore, wha-" you started to complain, but shut up as soon as you noticed the pain was gone.
"Oh my god."
You turned around to face Dottore, who stood there with his arms crossed and the smuggest grin imaginable.
"I told you to stop being stubborn."
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klowse · 2 years
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the pov of a faithful rat 🐀
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klowse · 2 years
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get in the robot scara
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klowse · 2 years
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You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)
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klowse · 2 years
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klowse · 2 years
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“mm mmm i am so pathetic mm m i love my strange little book and mm i just havr to be a little evvil you undetstand”
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