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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.
I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.
Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.
Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.
Goodbye, Homosapiens
#ok i have to admit#ive been living in delusion#that the muppet joker was real#im not kidding#this is not a joke post#i really thought he was real#ask any of my friends irl#anyway#rip muppet joker u were apparently never real
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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yeah i’m a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess
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Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person
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i think getting hit repeatedly with a car would fix me
#dont ask#not a prophecy#i am. unwell#for lack of better terms#well a better term would be complete mental instability#bc im questioning what if anything ive experienced the past ten years is real#ive been on antipsychotics#obviously i cant be. psychotic#oh god what if theyre right and im schizoaffective#ohhhh thats too many thoughts today gn chat
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starting a collection #blackmold
#me in my moldy cR#car#she isnt giving me pain this time#but i cant tell if shes the one giving me delusions#or if its just the fact that its spring#what fuels the delusions more spring or mold
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sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while
#tbh#i fear the prophecies are avoiding me#maybe i should do a psychoactive amount of weed and force one#idk i feel vacant without one#what the fuck am i supposed to do#i need to find my calling in life and maybe i need to do an insane amount of weed to find it#or even shrooms#yea actually shrooms might be a good one for this
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2/1/25 + 2/2/25
[photos are not mine- off pinterest sorry og artists 🙏]
#prophecy?#maybe#two parter#night one#alone#lost#confused#late?#strangers#everywhere#wedding?#where is my dress#ash is gone#what am i supposed to do#cant find ash#looking for hours#cant leave#cant get away from strangers#why is my mom doing this to me?#end.#probable not prophecy#moreso intergenerational trauma#part two#back in the fucking building again#still lost#not wedding this time#still cant find ash#where is everyone?#why are there so many themed rooms?#where am i?
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It's seasonal depression time
photos are taken from Pinterest
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𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱, 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔯.
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