#dont ask

[randommariithings]

QUICK RUN

*opens coat to reveal ducks flying everywhere

Oh, you're an introvert? Why? *Holds a microphone up to your face*

[prettylittlest4rs]

you like the magnus archives, welcome to nightvale, dnd and gerard way.

you can’t get sucked into a podcast, you can’t socialise either. face it, you’re never gonna make it.

[missusmousse]

[battfishe]

I love bive

[tategaminu]

Prrrayla and Catllum, the two bonded stray cats that will get anxiety and depression if you separate them

[lover-of-mine]

Alternative ending for the ambulance explosion from 9-1-1 A Look Back, A Look Ahead.

[quokkax]

dont mind the mutilated colors

[kaiju-krew]

have some dinos🤲

[somethingaboutmint]

"Fallout new vegas is better-" "Fallout 4 is better-" SHUT UP. make out

[caelyne]

Let us go together

[kingdeath000]

[ryukawa29]

[zephyr-ro-emenki]

Random Batfam Headcanon's #25:

Everyone hides things in the Batarang Budget.

And I mean Everyone.

You accidentally Dent the Batmobile while using it to go through the Drive thru at Batburger? Hide it in the Batarang Budget.

You ever accidentally order 5 metric tons of Jane Austin Books when you only wanted to order 5 copies for your book club? Hide it in the Batarang Budget.

Do you need a way to hide from your butler the amount your spending on Show girls so that they claim they spent the night with THE Brucie Wayne and keep up the playboy image you have? Hide it in the Batarang Budget.

Need a Batmobile for your team of Teen Heroes? Batarang Budget. In fact, get a plane too!

Importing a snake from Taiwan to Gotham because it has a naturally occurring Bat Shaped pattern on its scales? Hide it in the Batarang Budget and Her name is Batserpent.

Did Nike drop a new Sneaker line? Hidden in the Batarang Budget (and a closet).

Did you bet your older brothers men that you could beat Killer Croc in arm wrestling and then lost? Pay for it with the Batarang Budget! (And Hope Babs doesn't have it on camera (she does))

Need to replace your CPU on your computer? Batarang Budget! (and while we're at it, let's upgrade all the computers at the library. Nobody will know.)

At this point the Batarang Budget is made up of only 4% purchases of more Batarangs, and it's just the catch all fund of purchases nobody else in the family wants to know about and so hide it in the budget nobody would look twice at.

[mintypsii]

idk . day 5 meet the parents 😭

[velnna]

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