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I’m a lesbian and somehow I manage to walk down the street and not ogle women I find attractive, or cat call or degrade them, or touch them without permission, or interrupt their daily lives, it’s almost as if I’m treating them like human beings despite my attraction to them. What an insane concept.

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giant salamanders look so sloppy. so moist. so jiggly.

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HAHAHA

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hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

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NSFW ban fail

Reblog if you’re still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. I’m still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however.

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As someone who changed his name just for fun when I thought I was still cis, i promise most people are ok with accepting a new name, even if you lie and say it’s a nickname. I promise. It’s really easy to just casually go “hey I wanna go by Bob now, it’s an old nickname I wanna bring back” like. Just start introducing yourself to new ppl, no one knows better. and if someone accidentally deadnames you just go haha no I go by my nickname now.

It sucks that ppl treat nicknames as more sacred than trans ppls choice names but still.

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Thanks @staff & @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!

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miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”

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SO HERE'S HOW SESSION 1 OF CAMPAIGN 2 WENT

Mordenkainen: dead

Bigby: dead

Leomund: traitor

Rary: traitor and dead

Otiluke: dead

Otto: dead

Nystul: dead

Drawmij: at large

Tenser: I LIVED BITCH

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You are a Knight. You and your command have just been informed of a prophecy that entails an ancient demon coming to earth. On the fated day, you and your command stand ready at the location that they will appear at. Wielding your holy water cannons and your blessed swords, and other things of the sort, you all wait with baited breath. However, when it comes time for the demon to come, all you see is a hunched over elderly person hobbling over to you

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I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!

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A shepherd leads his herd back from grassland in the Talesh mountain area, close to the Caspian Sea, in Iran on December 19, 2016. (Ebrahim Noroozi/AP)

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This is the first art I've seen that made say "Yes, this is my son the devil. He harvests the souls of the wicked who try to find refuge in Ravenloft. I'm very proud of him."

original character

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“...and the American way”

This piece by Harebrained Schemes art director Mike McCain is so gorgeous and I love it and if you want a print of it, you can buy it here. 

100% of proceeds go to the ACLU.

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It’s that time of the year again :)