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knightmare7604 · 2 months
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Serial killers saw these glasses and were like "yoooo!"
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Watched Batman Returns on one of these in an airplane yesterday
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knightmare7604 · 2 months
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Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
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knightmare7604 · 2 months
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Who would win in a fight, I.M.P. or the Duolingo bird?
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knightmare7604 · 2 months
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Reblog this if you're a metalhead
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Me when I'm listening to any Metallica song in existence
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knightmare7604 · 2 months
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Bro how did I just get into this meme!? It's from 2019!...but it's it's still funny by all means...
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knightmare7604 · 8 months
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Yandere Blitzø x Male demon reader head canon PT 2.... A.K.A bonus stuff that I forgot about
So first off.....Blitzø would deal with rivals with joy and glee and also a hint of jealousy. He would sneak up on them which would probably fail causing the rival to start running. Hopefully Blitzø has a gun and would shoot them as quickly as possible. If any of your co-workers such as m&m or Loona they would be somewhat disturbed but happy that Blitzø finally FULLY loves someone. Now if Stolas figures out that's a different story because if he figures out he would talk to Blitzø to try and make Blitzø love him and also stop stalking you. But of course Blitzø doesn't give a shit and would instead probably change the subject into a different way for Blitzø to use the book without fucking Stolas every month. Now if you have the same feelings for Blitzø as he does for you (you being a yandere for him) he would figure this out quickly and ask you more sooner than later.
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knightmare7604 · 8 months
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Yandere Blitzo x male imp reader headcanon
You work at I.M.P with Moxxie Millie and Loona. Once Blitzø hired you he immediately fell in love with you and started stalking you. He would set up cameras while you were asleep so that he could figure out your daily routine and more of what you like and not have the possibility of being caught. Unless you have REALLY good eyesight and see a small camera in the corner of your living room and any room in your home. Over time you would notice that he would act differently around you than the others. If you do anything unusual and dangerous like vigilantism or killing for fun and stuff like that he would be too scared of trying to confront you. This is because of you possibly getting mad at him or worse he doesn't want to die alone without you and his friends. So he wants you to have the best opinion of him as possible. But he would try to do small things to keep you from getting yourself in danger. He would also do anything to try and stop fucking Stolas for the book so that if you two start getting.... "intimate" yourselves it would feel a lot more special. And once he gets to be with you you he wouldn't have any romantic feelings for Stolas and would instead have all those feelings shared with you instead because he would not want a threesome with you and a fucking pompous rich bird boy. After a few months of you working at I.M.P and becoming great friends with Blitzø he would ask you the main question will you go out with him?.....If you say yes he would be so happy and feel like he can be emotional and loving around you and would try to take you out with him to the best restaurant he can afford to go to with the money he has. Unfortunately or fortunately (if you're kinky) he has almost no impulse control and would try to fuck you on the second or third date. Now for the bad ending, if you turn him down he would be extremely hurt emotionally and mentally but would not show it. He would avoid being around you for a while and would treat you like the others for a few weeks then things would be back to how it was before then and he would stalk you again he would possibly kidnap you to keep you all to himself and force you to love him. If you escape he would try to kidnap you again if you're smart or strong or both you can avoid him and possibly give him a taste of his own medicine by kidnapping him just like he did the same with you. If you say yes to him in a few weeks after you rejected him before he would do the same things that he would do if you accepted his love in the good ending (sorry if this was too long this is my first Tumblr post) :)
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