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I literally don't remember what this was about

I just imagined the most heart-wrenching, toe-curling, waterfall of tears, shitting, vomiting, terrible fic. I can't decide on the ending for it whether it should be angst without a happy ending, or bittersweet ending. And if bittersweet what kind of bittersweet, y'know? Idk whether I should actually write but I know that I am a person who mainly reads fluff and this angst story would absolutely leave me in tears whilst writing it. Is that tooting my own horn? Idk.

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Michonne teaching Carl how to drive

Michonne: Alright so you're driving and Ron and y/n walk out into the road. What do you hit?

Carl: Oh Ron definitely.

Michonne: the brakes carl... you hit the brakes...

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Carl and sophia stuck in a tree

Sophia: So who should we call?

Carl: I'd call my mom but I feel safer in the tree.

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Carl: You think I really give a fuck!? I can't even read.

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Carl: I'm sick of being called 'mortal'. I've never even died ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet, stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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Y/n: People are always asking me whether I'm a morning person or a night person and I'm just like-

Y/n: 'Buddy! I'm barely even a person!'

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Y/n, talking to carl: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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Daryl: You seem familiar... Have I threatened you before?

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Daryl: If you can't beat 'em dress better than 'em

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Carl: Well well well, if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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They're stuck in California

Bernard: Y/n keep an eye on Curtis. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Y/n: sure I'd love to see Curtis get punched.

Bernard: Try again.

Y/n, sighing: ... I will stop Curtis from getting punched.

Bernard, patting his shoulder: Good boy

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Bernard: He stole from me first!

Y/n, rolling his eyes: mhm

Bernard: Stole my heart...

Curtis: It is illegal to commit murder.

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Charlie: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Y/n: you're like 15 years old?

Charlie: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!

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Bernard: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens but, I've made a mistake.

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When Vance first met Finney

Vance: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Vance: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it seem.

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Everytime... every damn time, I'm disappointed in myself there is yet another character I have a crush on. It's moose from step up, I haven't seen the movies but I have seen clips of moose and god damn if he ain't cute.