#the walking dead incorrect quotes

[celtic-crossbow]

gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams

Rick: Why is Y/N crying?

Carol: She’s drunk.

Rick: And?

Carol: She saw a picture of Daryl's wife.

Rick: But she’s Daryl's wife.

Carol: I know.

Rick: Where’s Daryl?

Carol: She kicked him out for cheating.

Carol, whispering: He went hunting.

[arrowenchantress]

Daryl: *Is carrying bags of stuff they just found*

Y/n: *Holds out hand to help*

Daryl: *Aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Y/ns hand*

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Random person in Alexandria: Wow, your group is so strong. What’s it like being with them?

Y/N: Well, imagine being with some completely mature, civilized, and responsible people

Random person: Oh, wow! That’s great-

Y/N: *having flashbacks to every chaotic moment that has ever gone on with everyone* Now throw that image out the window

[daddygrimes]

carl: why are you holding hands?

y/n: studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.

carl: oh, i though you were dating or something.

daryl: we are.

y/n: we’re also really fucking stressed.

[twdxtrevor]

Y/N: would you love me if I was a worm

Daryl: why would i love a worm

. . .

Y/N: (hours later) *sighs loudly*

Rick: what's wrong y/n

Y/N: daryl said he doesn't love me

Daryl: AS A FUCKING WORM

[sam-moose]

y/n: is stabbing someone immoral?

Daryl: not if they consent to it.

Negan: depends on who you're stabbing.

Rick:

Rick: YES?!??

[sardonic-the-writer]

Rick, talking to Negan: And this is our village idiot—

You: Hey! I will fight you Grimes

You, tripping over your feet immediately:

Negan:

Rick:

You, face first on the ground: That doesn't count as a forfeit

[glennifer]

y/n: hey rick

rick: hi, y/n

y/n: what do walkers call us when they see us in cars

rick (questioning his life choices): i don’t know, what?

y/n: meals on wheels :D

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *trying to trick Daryl into taking a shower* I’m gonna go take a shower, wanna join me?

Daryl:

Daryl: Have ya never taken a shower before?

[raiisakitsune]

Negan: i got you all here today to the sanctuary because i crave the deadliest game.

Carl, nodding: knife monopoly.

Negan: i was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I’m pretty interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

[writing-n-memes]

Rosita after greeting everyone in the afterlife: Where’s Rick?

Glenn, munching on some popcorn: You’re never going to believe this

[celtic-crossbow]

gif by @jaaryl

Y/N, trying to put out the kitchen fire: Shit! We need an adult!

Daryl, trying to help: We are adults!

Y/N: We need an adultier adult! Go get Carol!

Daryl: An’ let her see the kitchen on fire?!

Daryl: Hell nah! I’ll get Rick!

[arrowenchantress]

Rick: Where’s Daryl and Y/n?

Glenn: Daryl’s teaching them how to drive.

Rick: *screaming* Daryl never learned how to drive!

Meanwhile:

Daryl: So there’s two pedals. Sometimes three but you can ignore the left one.

Y/n: I don’t think-

Daryl: The lines on the road are more suggestions than anything, like the speed limit.

Y/n: Are you sure that-

Daryl: I’m not sure how to turn on the blinkers. Ready?

Y/n: uhhhhh….

Daryl: *Shouting* Go! Go! Go!

Y/n: *floors it*

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *knocks on door*

Rick: *opens the door* Hey, N/N, what can I do for-

Y/N: *grinning, wearing a witch hat* Trick or treat!

Rick: *confused* Trick or-? Y/N, you’re trick or treating in the middle of the apocalypse?

Y/N: *more serious now* Trick or treat

Rick: *sighs* You can’t just-

Carl: *appears next to Y/N out of nowhere, wearing a pirate hat and his eyepatch* Trick or treat!

Rick: Not you too-

Daryl: *appears out of nowhere behind them, wearing a blanket tied around his shoulders as a cape, excited* Did he choose trick?!

Rick: *scared now* Wh-what? N-no-

Michonne: *walking in with her sword and pointing it at Rick* Trick or treat?

Rick: *almost crying because he’s so confused* What are you even supposed to be?! You’re not even dressed up!

Y/N: She’s a ninja. Duh. Now, answer her question

[daddygrimes]

daryl: how do i make a date really romantic?

carol: try being mysterious.

*later, on a date with y/n*

y/n: so, where are we going?

daryl: none of yer fuckin' business.

[twdxtrevor]

*Daryl and Y/N starting to get hot and heavy*

Y/N: daryl wait, I have something to say . . Knock knock

Daryl: seriously Y/N you have to do this no-

Y/N knock . knock .

Daryl: FUCK, who's there?

Y/N: dewey

Daryl: dewey who?

Y/N: dewey have a condom handy . .

Daryl: . . your lucky I love you