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Whoever decided to put Henry Cavill in tight leather pants in the Witcher, bless you

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baby checklist: high chair ✔️ crib ✔️

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Sexy

Prompt/Summary:  Steve is a delightful husband who wants to make you feel sexy again Pairing/Characters:  Steve Rogers x Reader Warnings:  fluff, underwear, pregnant reader Word Count: 738 Author’s Note:  laughs forever at the Author’s note on my last story.  Who knew that a baby who is now a toddler plus a change in jobs (promotion) would mean I am permanently exhausted.  New job duties means a lot less time to mindlessly stare at my computer (ie. write).  But I put the finishing touches on this finally.

“Steve, did you buy something on Amazon?”  You yell into the house after closing the door.  The mail delivery was a nice touch to making things seem normal.  A “normal” house, sitting in the middle of a not-so-normal Avengers compound.  

As you wandered into the kitchen, you tried to remember if you had bought something.  The box had your name on it, but you didn’t remember anything.  You thought maybe someone had gotten ahold of your baby registry already, but it was still fairly early and hadn’t shared it widely.  

Steve looked up from the dishes he was putting into the dishwasher.  “What was that?”

“Did you buy me something?” you repeated, gesturing at Steve with the small Amazon package.  

“Oh, wow, um, that came quickly.”  Steve dried his hands and led you to the living room.  He sat down next to you on the couch and turned to face you.  

“Steve, honey, you’re being weird,” you smiled.  

“Well, I’ve been reading.  And the other day you said you were feeling really dumpy.  The book said it was better to show you that I still think you are beautiful than to just say it.  So I bought you something that you could feel beautiful in.”  He paused but quickly kept rambling.  “I mean, not that you aren’t beautiful no matter what you’re wearing.  I just-”  

You press your finger to his mouth to stop the flow of words.  “Why Steve, did you buy me lingerie?”  

You smiled when Steve turned bright red.  “Well, soldier, how about I put on a show?”  You stood up and grabbed the box when all Steve could do was nod.  “Turn on some music,” you said before dimming the lights and walking into the bedroom.  

But when you opened the box, you puzzled over the fact that it only seemed to contain a pack of cotton underwear.  And when you opened those underwear, you couldn’t hold back your laughter.  In fact, you laughed so hard and so long that Steve came to see what you were up to.  

He knocked gently at the door.  “Sweetheart, are you ok?”  

“Yes!” you barely managed to get that word out in between your giggles.  You try to take a few deep breaths to steady yourself.  “I’ll be right out.  Just go sit on the couch.”  

You hear his very uncertain, “ok” and him walking away from the door.  You quickly slip into the underwear and peek your head out the door.  When you see him sitting on the couch, you walk out.  You take a few more deep breaths, because this will be a lot funnier if you can keep a straight face.  

“I don’t think you’re ready for all of this sexy,” you say before quickly stepping into Steve’s line of sight.  You strike a pose with your hip jutted out and tried to look as sultry as possible.  

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The range of emotions that crossed over Steve’s face made it hard to keep your composure.  When he finally made it through to concern, you lost it.  Falling onto the couch in a fit of giggles.  

“I swear that wasn’t what I bought.  I’m so sorry.”  You threw your arms around him as he cradled his head in his hands.  

“I know it wasn’t you.  My friend sent them.  They aren’t on my registry, she just thought they were hilarious.  There was a note in the box.”  You pulled his head up and planted a kiss on his lips.  “You have to admit they are pretty amazing.  And surprisingly comfortable.  I hadn’t thought about getting maternity underwear yet, but I think I want more.”  

“I totally ruined my surprise too.”  Steve looked defeated.  

“Awww, no.  I promise that when your delivery gets here, I’ll put on an even better show.”  You threw your leg over Steve’s and straddled his lap.  “That’s not to say we can’t keep this going to wear it was heading.”  You raise an eyebrow and lean in for a kiss.  

When you break away, Steve is thankfully smiling again.  Until he looks down at your underwear.  “Ok, but you need to take those off.  They are staring at me and it’s freaking me out.”  

You stand up and begin wiggling out of them on your way to the bedroom.  “I thought that me removing my underwear was the whole point to this plan anyway.”

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psst... whatchya readin’?

Like Chris Evans? Tom Hiddleston? What about Professors AU stories? Plus size OFCs? Published authors sharing their fangirl fantasies for free?

Thanks to new ‘rules’ and algorithms for tumblr posts, Being Thalia, the sequel to the successful 2017 series, Educating Thalia, is kind of a best kept secret around here these days. I just wanna make sure no one is missing out! Thalia is growing up, things are changing and moving forward in her life…

Chapters post on Wednesdays and Sundays! It’s not too late to catch up before the latest update!

Click below to get in on the story!

Chapter 1 Flashback

Chapter 2 Collection

Chapter 3 Attraction

Chapter 4 Strong Shoulders

Chapter 5 Sensitivity Training

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Hair care routine? My hair is just terrible.

I shower when I get a chance because baby. Flat iron it when it gets out of control. Nothing great.

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Mystery Date

Summary: Tony’s always had a habit of flirting with nearly everything that has a pulse–harmlessly including his best friend Y/N, even on nights that she’s live-texting him updates from her hilariously bad blind dates. Nevertheless, he encourages her to soldier on, reminding her that they can’t all be assholes. But when Tony realizes he has real feelings for her, will he have the courage to tell her? Or will he be too late?

Author’s Note: This is primarily a texting drabble series (check our first series like this, Masks!)

Tag list is: OPEN

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3: Coming soon!

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*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

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93 notifications?!?! Uh, hi, if you're new here. I'm not dead, I just have a one year old and new job and no time for anything. I love you all. I promise I'm not done writing.

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You know those “who wore it better” things for celebrities? I want one of those for Chris Pine, Chris Evans, and Chris Pratt riding motorcycles in Wonder Woman, Captain America, and Jurassic World, respectively. 

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author: sorry I’m jumping on this bandwagon and writing a fic with the same premise as all these other fics

me, has read 500 fics like this one and is prepared to read 500 more: please never apologize for giving the people (me) what they (also me) want

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I would love too read Clint Barton and 4

Christmas Fics

It’s coming up to the Most Wonderful Time of the Year once more and, just because I don’t already have 19 fics to write before the end of the year, I have decided to throw out a prompt list for you to choose from.  All you have to do is pic a festive prompt for me and give me a character you would like to see me create some Christmas magic with.  

I will happily write ANY character I have previously written BUT I’m afraid I’m taking Crowley and Gabe off the table for this one ladies and gents.  This is purely because I did an entire Crowley Christmas thing last year and I have 5 Gabe fics in the works already and I’m not sure I can take any more of my favourite angel for now.  

Prompts can be found below.

Keep reading

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#mood

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Me, watching avengers 4 if there is a Stan Lee cameo:

Me, watching avengers 4 if there isn’t a Stan Lee cameo:

Me, watching avengers 4 if it says in memory of Stan Lee:

Me, watching Avengers 4

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Truth

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tumblr crushes

I was tagged by @marvelcapsicle @honey-bee-holly @jurassicbarnes @cherrynat @marvelous-avengers @odinhson @ursulaismymiddlename thanks guys ily too <3

I wasn’t going to do this bc i’m sure i’m going to forget pple and i don’t want to make anyone feel unappreciated but here we go (also i’m taking some really strong painkillers and i’m not sure what’s real and what’s in my head so i’m sorry)

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Wow! @girl-next-door-writes , that's a hell of a list to be on. Thank you. And to know such a great writer likes my stuff. You've made my day.

Fanfic Writer’s Appreciation Day!

As it is Fanfic Writer’s Appreciation Day I thought I would give you a rundown of 25 of my favourite writers on here for you.  There are so many awesome writers here and I find new ones with each trashcan I tumble into and I appreciate each and every one of you out there who gives this writing thing a go.

Now, here are my 20 people you simply MUST go follow and read their stuff!

@beccaanne814 is one of my long term faves and she has written so so so so much that I adore but I’m gonna go ahead and recommend her Marvelous Men of Montana Saga.  Pick one of the gorgeous Marvel men and read their series and then check out one of the others.  My favourite is Steve (but I’m a Steve girl anyway).

@jurassicbarnes kills me with feels every time she writes something but the one that sticks in my mind is His Wedding.  Bucky Barnes needs a punch in the face and yet I still love him and that is because the writing is so beautiful.

@imaginedilestrade has written not one but two of my most favourite series about my favourite di.  I am gonna say go binge read One of the Boys.  It is simply sublime and a gorgeous slow build.

@littlemisssyreid is my girl.  Seriously, I adore Katie so much and the fact she is an amazing writer too is just a bonus!  The series I’m gonna throw at you here is The Tower, though all her stuff is golden.  This Loki series is worth a massive binge read and make sure you throw out some love for each and every part.

@buckyywiththegoodhair ripped out my heart, stomped on it, ground it to dust and then handed it back to me with the amazing series A Lesson In Love.  There are twists and turns and exquisite pain and go read this!! 

@iwillbeinmynest is the Tony to my Steve and whenever I write any Clint Barton I always have her in mind.  That being the case, I’m gonna suggest you go read her Barton fic In the Vents and then binge the rest of her amazing masterlist.

@hobbithorse19 is one of my go to for Middle Earth fics and The Orange Ribbon is one of my favourites and not just because it was a request from me.  A bit of Bard to start you off and then check out her masterlist.

@kittenofdoomage is a total queen and I adore her.  She throws glitter onto the page, smutty smutty glitter.  Everything’s Bigger In Kansas is brilliant and a good place to start and the wonderful Sam Winchester is definitely a mighty fine focus.  

@thewhiterabbit42 , my fellow dick mitten!  Her Gabe game is sublime and seriously makes me never want to write Gabe ever again because hers is soooooo good.  I couldn’t choose just one of her Gabe fics so I’ve gone for a smutty Crowley one (because I love him) so go read On The Edge because it will make you smile.

@@emilyevanston is like writer royalty to me.  There are so so so many amazing fics on her masterlist so I’m gonna recommend Unexpected Father, a little bit of Tony for you to take a look at before making your way through the entire masterlist.

@aubzylynn drew me in with a series about the road trip to the airport in Civil War but then, oh then she gave me A December Deception which is sooooo fluffy and a fic I never even knew I needed in my life.

@lucifersagents consistantly puts out amazingly high quality pieces for so many fandoms with a pace that makes me so so jealous but then I get to read them all so it’s good.  It was so difficult to pick only one but I’m gonna say a bit of Crowley would be a good place to start and The Big Bad King is one of my favourites.

@vintagevalentinexx made me love Mycroft.  She MADE me with her damn fine writing and excellent characterisations and drawing me in and just… urgh!!! Decode is just amazing.  Sure, she writes Supernatural fics which are awesome but this one series just owned me.

@bkwrm523 is one of the nicest people I know on here, and I know some super nice people!  I love that she is into so many of the same fandoms I’m into and I know I can always just throw her a Bones gif and she will appreciate it.  With that in mind I’m gonna recommend a wonderfully smutty Bones fic On the Futility of Revenge.

@sdavid09 is a legend who I love so much and my go to for Fili.  Even the Playing Field is one of my favourites which I read over and over, it’s one of my happy fics.  

@thorne93 is a writing wizard.  I swear there’s been some deal with a soul somewhere.  Helping Hand is a little series where Loki is helpful!! That’s right, he is helpful and it is perfect and you should go follow her!

@angelkurenai has a blog I lurk in frequently.  Lie To Me is my favourite French Mistake fic and one I come back to again and again.  

@like-a-bag-of-potatoes was one of the first people I met here in this crazy place and I adore her and her writing.  I’m gonna give a shout out to her Woman of Letters series but honestly you can throw a dart at her masterlist and read anything of hers.

@imamotherfuckingstar-lord AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! When I have a crappy day I always find myself scrolling through her blog because it always makes me feel better. Come Back Home Again is my current obsession and not only because it’s Steve and The Greatest Showman inspired.  Go support her and let her know how awesome she is.

@redlipstickandplaid is such a honey and Wicked Game leaves me with a stupid grin on my face.  Short and sweet and just perfect Steve.  Then again, her entire masterlist is full of genius. 

Also a shout out to @captainrogerss @magellan-88 @outside-the-government @little-red-83 @knittingknerdy @redgillan @deanxfuckingadorablexwinchester and the many other writers I love but can’t remember because I’m rubbish!