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its the season for bideobames from me, your online pal/acquaintance/person you ask once a year for games. come get your fuckin' geems, you geem player you, lover of bideobames.

THATS RIGHT ITS CRIMESMAS !

Its crimemas time, which means I let go of this large amount of bideogeems i’ve been sitting on for who knows how long and who knows what reason, so please, come and claim a bideogeem for this years Crimesmas™!!!

also hey look ma i actually got a header image this year featuring crimesboy the crimesmas & general crimes mascot & where the whole joke of 'crimesmas' came from. how about that!

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING FOR INSTRUCTIONS AND INFORMATION

once again a smaller game selection, but i hope there is something on here for you!

so i am once again asking you to take my bideo bames.

All Games Listed are For Steam and you will get Steam Codes

Post Status: Open 12/21 at 12:00/00:00AM to 12/22 11:59 to 23:59 Central Standard Time

This post will currently be active 12/21 - 12/22/2024. All dates/Times are Central Standard Time. Please consult with the app or web browser of your choice to ensure you are asking when the post is active. Do not ask me after the dates/times posted about games, as I will ignore & delete requests until the post is live again.

This post will go live at midnight central time so when I wake up I'll address the requests. 👍

You can get a game every weekend this December that this post is live, even if you got a game the previous weekend/during the black friday special. 1 game per weekend every weekend the post is live!

if i dont respond right away its because i'm a primary caregiver for a full needs individual and i am also pretty ill myself right now, pleas be patient with me & give me time. I will also be assembling some furniture this weekend so i'll be away from my computer more than usual.

Rules:

You can only ask for 1 game, and it’s first come first serve. If I’m out, I’m out, so have a backup if i say ‘sorry i don’t have that one anymore’

Please ask via the chat or ask - DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT!

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE REDEEMED THE GAME/HAVING TROUBLE REDEEMING THE GAME. HB HAS WEIRD PROTECTIONS & PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN YOUR REQUEST IF YOU WANT THE CODE DIRECTLY OR THE HUMBLE BUNDLE GIFT LINK.

A lot of games are out this year so i'm defaulting to gift links now because then you'll get an email when the key is back in stock. apologies to those who had games with no keys left : ( HB doesn't tell me until i request the game for codes.

You don’t have to be following me, at all. the games are for everyone, anyone can have some games if they ask. please take my fucking games.

there are no differences between bolded games and non-bolded games, that’s just for me and how i organized them so i can find them. if there is a duplicate game listed in both bold & not bold there is a reason. don't worry about it. don't ask or tell me 'hey you have this game twice - i know. that is on purpose.

if this gets reblogged (which I know it will), the games list will not be accurate so please refer back to this link for the original post so you can see what has and has not been claimed (I actively try to keep up and cross out the games that have been claimed). (this entire paragraph is the link).

Merry Crimesmas! (again) Here Are The Games:

0 - 9 & Symbols

112 Operator, 8 Doors, 7 Billion Humans, 112 Operato x2r, 140, 1 Screen Platformer, 7 Grand Steps 

A

A Jugglers Tale, Autonauts vs Piratebots, Aragami 2, Afterimage, A Guidebook of Babel, Amanda the Adventurer, American Fugetive, Autonauts, Aven Colony, Army Men RTS, Airport CEO, Asterix & Obelix  XXL 2, Asterix & Obelix XXL 3, AER Memories of Old x2, Almost There: The Platformer, ARCADE GAME SERIES 3-in-1 Pack, Attractio,  AI War: Fleet Command, Action Henk, Animal Super Squad, Anomaly: Warzone Earth + Anomaly Warzone Earth Mobile Campaign, Anomaly Korea, Anomaly Defenders, Anomaly 2, Animal Revolt Battle Simulator, Alba: A Wildlife Adventure, Aground,  Agent in Depth, Alchemist's Castle, Alfred Hitchcock - Vertigo, Arboria, Astalon Tears of the Earth 

B

BLACKTAIL, Bravery and Greed, Black Skylands, Blade Assault, Basingstoke, Boomerang Fu, Black Future ‘88, Beyond the Wire, Between the Stars, Before We Leave, Broken Age, Batman Arkham VR, Bury Me, My Love, Bad North: Jotunn Edition, Ballistick, Broken Sword 5: The Serpents Curse, Blackwake, Bear With Me - Collector's Edition, Board Battlefield, Before Your Eyes, Bionic Commando Rearmed, Boneraiser Minions, Bounty of One, Backbone, Batora: Lost Haven, Blacksad: Under the Skin, Blood: Fresh Supply, Battletoads, Bud Spencer & Terence Hill - Slaps And Beans, Bud Spencer & Terence Hill - Slaps And Beans 2, Black Book

C

Crime Boss: Rockay City - First Month Edition, Conan Chop Chop, Crying Suns, Colt Canyon, Cepheus Protocol, Corridor Z, Conglomerate 451, Cryofall, Crayon Physics Deluxe, Clicker bAdventure, Cloudborn, Cube Link, Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunt, Creaks, Cosmic Express, Company of Heroes, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, Chorus, Crysis 2: Remastered

D

Diluvian Ultra, Driftland: The Magical Revival, Darksburg, Deleveled, Desolate, Deadly Days, Due Process, Descenders, Disciples: Liberation, Draw Slasher, DungeonTop, Dead in Bermuda, Death Squared x2, Dwarfel!?, Deadly Days, Duskers, Dangerous Golf, Dusty Revenge: Co-Op Edition, Draw a Stickman: EPIC 2 + Drawn Below, Draw Your Game, Don't Stand Out, Dungeon Escape, Dodgeball Academia, DARQ, Detached: Non-VR Edition, Doughlings Arcade, Doughlings Invasion, Dreadlands, Dreamscaper, Dead Rising 2, Dead Rising 2: Off the Record, Dead Rising 3 Apocalypse Edition, Dead Rising 4: Frank's Big Package, Deliver Us Mars, Doom 64, Deadlink

E

Eternal Threads, Empyrion - Galactic Survival, Effie, Elderborn, Encodya, Endzone - A World Apart, Encased, Earth X, Epistory - Typing Chronicles, Escape Goat 2, Everything, Evergarden, Eon Altar Episode 1, Ellipsis, Evan's Remains, Endling - Extinction is Forever

F

Foretales, Founders Fortune, Five Dates, Felix the Reaper, Fun With Ragdolls: The Game, Fury Unleashed, Fashion Police Squad, Family Man, Fort Triumph, Framed Collection, Fling to the Finish, Farmer’s Dynasty, First Class Trouble,  Fury Unleashed, F.E.A.R. 3, Freddi Fish 5, Forsaken Remastered, Freddi Fish and Luther’s Water Worries, Fire, Feather, Framed Collection, Figment, Forged Battalion, Forts, Flux8, Fort Meow, Freaky Awesome, Future Proof, Flynn: Son of Crimson, Firegirl, Frick Inc., Full Metal Furies, Fluffy Horde

G

Golden Light, Genesis Alpha One Deluxe Edition, Goat of Duty, Guts and Glory, Garage: Bad Trip, Ghostrunner 2, Golf Gang, Go Home Dinosaurs, Genesis Alpha One Deluxe Edition, GoNNER, GNOG, Gremlins Inc x2, GRAV, Guns of Icarus Alliance Collector's Edition + Extras, Get In The Car, Loser!, Guns & Fishes, Grindstone, Going Under, GYLT

H

Hot Brass, Hexarchy, Hellpoint, HYPERVIOLENT,  Hell Pie, Hotshot Racing, Hammerting, Hell Let Loose, Hidden & Dangerous 2 + DLC, Headlander, Husk, Hard Reset Redux, HackyZack, Hello Pollution!, Hyperdrive Massacre, Hidden Deep, Hack 'n' Slash, Hyper Gunsport, HERO DEFENSE

I

InfraSpace, If Found…, I Hate Running Backwards, Iron Danger, I Am Not a Monster: First Contact, Indecision., In memory of TITAN, Into the Pit, Izmir: An Independence Simulator, Islets

J

JumpJet Rex, JYDGE, Just Deserts, Just King

K

Knights of Honor II: Sovereign, King Of The Castle, Kingdom: New Lands, Kona, Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth, Kabounce

L

Little Big Workshop, Last Oasis, Legend of Keepers, Learning Factory, Little Big Workshop, Lust For Darkness (Requires VR), Let’s Explore the Farm, Let’s Explore the Jungle, Love is Dead, Luna's Wandering Stars, Lara Croft GO, Laser League, Last Encounter, Lost in the Dungeon, LostWinds 2: Winter of the Melodias, LOVE, Lucius Demake, Lone Fungus, Lost Planet 3 Complete Pack, Lake, Lighthouse Keeper

M

Mr. Prepper, Meeple Station, McPixel 3, Midnight Fight Express, Molek Syntez, Main Assembly, Morkredd, Mobius Front ‘83, Mordhau, Monaco x2, Memories of Mars, Mosaic, Massive Chalice, Mountain, Mr. Shifty, Majesty 2 Collection, Mushroom 11, Marvin's Mittens, Match Point, Mindball Play, Moons of Madness, Mega Man Legacy Collection, Meow Express, MirrorMoon EP, Mount & Blade: Warband, Motorsport Manager, Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries, Maid of Sker, Mega Man Legacy Collection, Maneater

N

Necroworm, Neverout, Nex Machina, No Time to Relax, Neurovoider x2, Night Call, Ninja Pizza Girl, NBA Playgrounds, Newt One, Neon Sundown, Nomad Survival, Non-Stop Raiders, Nostradamus: The Last Prophecy

O

Ozmandias: Bronze Age Empire Sim, Oxto, Old World, Othercide, Overload, Orwell: Ignorance is Strength, OMNO, Orbital Racer, Out of Reach: Treasure Royale, Okhlos, Override: Mech City Brawl, Orcs Must Die! 3 + Cold as Eeyes + Tipping the Scales

P

Path of Giants, Paw Paw Paw, PGA Tour 2k21, Partisans 1941, Police Stories, PGA 2k21, Pixplode, Pop-Up Dungeon, Post Void, Project Warlock, Pajama Sam 4, Pajama Sam’s Lost & Found, Pajama Sam’s Sock Works, Putt-Putt & Fatty Bear’s Activity Pack, Putt-Putt and Pep’s Balloon-o-rama, Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon, Putt-Putt Joins the Parade, Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo, Time, Pac-Man 256, Project Cars 3, Portal Knights, Paper Fire Rookie, Paradigm, Paperback, Primal Carnage: Extinction, Puss!, Potatoman Seeks the Troof, Perfect Heist, Prehistoric Hunt, Primal Carnage: Extinction, Pilgrims, Pill Baby, Planet TD, Project Chemistry, Pumped BMX +, Post Mortem, PowerSlave Exhumed, POSTAL: Brain Damaged - Connoisseur Edition, Prodeus, Prey

Q

R

Remnant Records, Rebel Inc: Escalation, Roguebook, Rogue Lords, Rover Mechanic Simulator, Rock of Ages 3: Make & Break, Relicta, Retimed, Ring of Pain, Rebel Cops, Rustler, Retrowave, Red Solstice 2, Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos, Railroad Corporation, Raji: An Ancient Epic, Radio Commander, Ring of Pain x2, Roarr! Jurassic Edition, Rustler, Ryse: Son of Rome, RAD, Rising Dusk, Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball, Rocket Birds: Hardboiled Chicken, ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS, RaidersSphere4th, RIVE: Wreck, Hack, Die, Retry, Race The Sun, R-COIL, Road Doom, Regions of Ruin, Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition, Resident Evil Revelations, Resident Evil Revelations 2, Repetendium, Rogue : Genesia, Remnants of Naezith, Rym 9000, Rapture Rejects + DLC, Rock of Ages 2: Bigger & Boulder™, Rogue Rocks, Rebound Dodgeball Evolved, Red Horizon, Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad with Rising Storm, Resident Evil 4 (original), Resident Evil 6 Complete, Revival: Recolonization, Rise of the Triad Ludicrous Edition, River City Girls Zero, Resident Evil 0 REMASTER

S

Souldiers, Shady Part of Me, Supraland, Sigma Theory: Global Cold War, Strange Brigade, Steelrising, Shadows: Awakening, Struggling, Size Matters, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Secret Neighbor, S.W.I.N.E. Remaster, Swag and Sorcery, Stranded: Alien Dawn, Simple Rockets 2, Suzerain, Surviving the Aftermath, Scorn, Snowtopia: Ski Resort Builder, Soulstice, Siege Survival: GloriaVictis, Shapes, Super Magbot, Serious Sam 2, Serious Sam 3 + DLC, Serious Sam HD + DLC, Serious Sam: Kamikaze Attack!, Serious Sam Double D XXL, Serious Sam’s Bogus Detour, Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem, Serious Sam: Tormental, Strider, Shing!, Slinger VR, Soulblight, Supraland, Severed Steel, Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing x2, Spy Fox 2, Spy Fox 3, Spy Fox: Cheese Chase, Spy Fox: Hold the Mustard, Stick Fight: The Game, State of Mind x2, Stacking, Strider, Satellite Reign, State of Mind, Streamline, Super Galaxy Squadron EX, Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion, Slayaway Camp, Sudden Strike 4, Serial Cleaner, Squidlit, Sure Footing, Slime-san, Space Pilgrim Episode 1: Alpha Centauri, SPLASH BLAST PANIC, Splotches, Saurian, Strider, StarCrossed, Scarlet Tower, Soul Searching, Soulblight, Soulflow, Space Crew: Legendary Edition, Stacking, Stick Fight, stikir, Strange Brigade, Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones, Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection, SkyScrappers, Symmetry, System Shock Enhanced Edition, Swords and Soldiers 2 Shawarmageddon, Steel Rats, Slipstream, Super Daryl Deluxe, Scanner Sombre, Songs of Skydale, Sword Legacy Omen, Syberia: The World Before, Sprawl, Sinking Island, Still Life, Still Life 2, Syberia: The World Before, Street Fighter V - Champion Edition, Sin: Gold, Soulslinger: Envoy of Death, Scars Above, Stray Blade, Strayed Lights, Star Wars: Dark Forces Remaster, System Shock

T

Tin Can, This Means Warp, Twin Mirror, Trek to Yomi, The Gunk, The Pale Beyond, Turbo Golf Racing, The Invisible Hand, Through the Darkest of Times, The Coma 2: Vicious Sisters, The LightMatter, Townsmen - A Kingdom Rebuilt, The Callisto Protocol, The Beast Inside, The Ambassador, The Invincible, The Wild Eight, Tools Up, Timeline, The Ascent, Terraformers, Tribes of Midgard, The Serpent Rogue, TIS - 100, The Golf Club 2016 Featuring PGA Tour, The Amazing American Circus x2, Telafrag VR, Toejam & Earl: Back in the Groove, Treasure Hunter Simulator, Tacoma, The Bluecoats: North & South, Trials of Fire, Tormenter x Punisher, THOTH, The Stillness of the Wind, Tower of Gun, The Spiral Scouts, Team Indie, The Secret World, The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare, Turmoil, Tricky Towers, Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure, Temple of Xiala, Tower 57, Tross, The Dwarves, The Greater Good, Them and Us, The Haunting of Billy, Twin Mirror, Turok, Turok 2: Seeds of Evil, Tower Unite, The Window Box, The Forgotten City, The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes, The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me, Turok, Turok 2: Seeds of Evil, Turok 3: Shadow of Oblivion Remastered, Tinykin, Taiji, The Witness

U

Universe For Sale, Unmetal, Unknown Fate, Uurnong Uurnlimted, Unit 4

V

Vane, Vagante, Volume, Verdun, Visage, Void Bastards

W

WindJammers 2, WWE 2k Battlegrounds, WWE 2k Battlegrounds + DLC, Warsaw, Wartile, Waking Mars, Wizorb, We Were Here Too, Worms Rumble

X

 X-Morph Defense + DLC, XIII, XIII- Classic, XEL, X-Morph: Defense Complete Pack, 

Y

You Suck at Parking - Complete Edition, YORG.io, Yesterday Origins

Z

Zero G Arena, Zombie Driver HD

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I don’t need/want anything in return, but i have learned over the years some of y'all insist so for your consideration the following:

my amazon wish list

if you want to help me with some bills my paypal is here (I need a retainer to stop my teeth from moving even more than they are and money going here will most likely go to that & car repair)

also if you are in texas, specifically harris county/houston - consider adopting buddy, the most handsome special little kitty man:

if you missed out on this post don’t worry i post this every weekend of december

merry fucking crimesmas babes

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crimesmas header by the ever incredible @mechabutchzilla

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Didn't have "rooster teeth employees called one of their own a coded slur in content and then didn't pay her for va work on rwby" on my bingo card and yet

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Matt Bragg is actually one of the nicest human beings. Every single time I meet him, he makes it apparent to tell me how much he loves my art. That shit has motivated me to continue drawing and making art.

Not to mention on an AHWU where fanart I made of Lindsay was shown for half a second and Matt immediately knew I drew it.

Goddamnit, you can tell Matt is so passionate about all the content he makes both within and outside of Achievement Hunter. He is such a huge fucking inspiration for me, and to see his position at AH dissolved like that?! Bullshit.

Matt continues to be my favorite content creator, and if the fact that both him and Achievement Hunter are trending on Twitter because of this just shows how much he impacted this community.

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hey. you should read the statement kdin jenzen just posted on twitter. warning it is horrendous

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My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

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do not separate them…..

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It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

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remember when you were like. 12. and you saw high schoolers and you were like. wow thosr are just full ass adults. and now you’re like 25 and you see high schoolers and youre like wow. youre literally a baby

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Ruri Dragon is great

ETA: Because it is trending. to those curious you can check Ruri Dragon Legally and for Free on Mangaplus

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I was thinking about what social media, Tumblr specifically, would be like in the Pokemon universe. conclusion: not that different

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if wired earphones have a million fans i am one of them. if wired earphones have ten fans i am one of then. if wired earphones have one fan i am that fan. so on and so forth i can’t remember the rest of this meme

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I DO want to highlight this fact just because i love it so much: during the production of season 8 matt hullum went to his in-laws for christmas and was meeting his wife’s family for the first time and there were a bunch of kids and cousins all running around. burnie needed some extra lines from sarge in a pinch, so matt went down to the basement to record the lines and yell like a maniac. and then when he walked back up the stairs all the kids who had visited were all staring at him and he was like huh? whats going on? and they were all like “:O you’re SARGE from red vs blue!!!!!!!!”