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Ya’ll I cannot LIE, yesterday was fucking me over. Why does life have to be so damn difficult?! GAHGAGGSH—
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Bro, get yourself a man who will RISK HIS LIFE FOR ASS!! 😳😳😜 Only REAL MEN 🗣️🗣️ put their LIVES at RISK for ASS!! HALLELUJAH—!!
#delulukokorner#house md#malpractice md#character ai#hannibal#Hanniballs#Honestly I can’t tell you the context for this one#The real last episode of House
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Ermmm— I really cannot remember what the context for this was, but aight slay I guess?? 😭😭😭😭
#delulukokorner#malpractice md#house md#hilson#*VINES BOOM SOUND*#This is totally show accurate Wilson
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WILSON IS COOKED— LSMFJSOSODHD
Also thank you for everyone who voted for which drippy shirt I should wear! I cannot wait for my doctor’s reaction. HAHAHA 😊🩷
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IT’S REAL!!! @meanie--zucchini BROUGHT IT TO LIFE—🩷🩷🩷 PLZ SUPPORT THEM!!
SOMEONE HELP HIM— 💀💀😭😭😭
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What are their names? (wrong answers only)
#house md#malpractice md#Why does Wilson have defined grooves for his nipples?#WHY DO THEY HAVE CROTCH ARMOR#Honestly I’m kinda sad Wilson doesn’t get a cool hat
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OK this isn’t House related, but I thought I’d share some stories from my workplace: Today one of the kids [I work at a daycare] came up to me with ripped shorts. I asked, “How’d you rip your shorts?”
You know what his friend says?
“He ripped his shorts while doing the ‘nipple trick’.”
EXCUSE ME THE FUCKING WHAT?! HELLO?? THE FUCKING NIPPLE TRICK?????? 😭😭💀💀💀
Edit: They were performing this so called “trick” on the monkey bars. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
#dayCARINGMYLIFE#kokosliceoflife#kids say the darndest things#HAS ANYONE PERFORMED THE NIPPLE TRICK?#IF SO WHAT HELL IS IT AND WHY?
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Ya’ll I’m actually insane….So like not too long ago I was scrolling through ebay and impulsively bought this House MD bag for like….Over a hundred dollars. How can I recover from this purchase??? 💀💀💀💀💀
Maybe one day I’ll show ya’ll my House collection—
#schlopperthoughts#house md#malpractice md#I actively collect shit from this show#My mom is questioning my lifestyle and choices
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AIN’T NO WAY DAWG THIS SHIT IS IMMACULATE OMG 😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK YA’LL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT NORMAL??? 🤯🤯🤯🗣️🗣️🗣️
look at my doctors dawg im gonna die 😭
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OH— OH MY GOD— SOMEBODY CALL 911 I’M DYING CAUSE THIS IS SO GOOD I’M LITERALLY YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🫣🫣
hands on me
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I have nothing to post today, but this blunt is the tits bruh—! 🤪🤪🤪🤪 ☆
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Purple Nurple— 🤓🫣
#schlopperposting#house md#malpractice md#gregory house#this vexes me#eric foreman#Eric twist-these-nub-man
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Ya’ll look at this dumb shit I made a while back. Tbh I should’ve put Hanniballs on there for a triangle— BAHSHDHAAJKDJD
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WAIT WHAT THIS IS SO FRIGGIN CUTE WTH 😭😭😭!!!!
House sketchbook things from this semester
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Who can I commission to redraw this??? LMAO.
SOMEONE HELP HIM— 💀💀😭😭😭
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Real, mine got lost in the mail— 😔🥲🥲☹️
Waiting for my penis to come in the mail
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