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Rest in Peace to Both Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau. Love and Prayers to their family, friends, and teammates during this terrible time.🤍

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Chris Kreider

Postgame Media Availability / 03.29.22

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Can we discuss the Kings trading cancer for sunshine? Yeahhhhh.

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Can we also discuss the fact that Kopi definitely mentally snickered at the reporter saying Kempe got "good wood" on the puck? I wanna discuss it.

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picking up a new team like a cat at the shelter only to learn about their lore like what do you MEAN quinton byfield was considered a draft BUST at 19. what do you mean he fractured his ankle and then went into covid isolation and then played with SPRAINED WRISTS!!! like WHAT do you MEAN!!!!!

AND BECAUSE OF ALL THAT PEOPLE STARTED CALLING HIM!! A BUST!! THEY HAD HIM FOR 3 YEARS. BARELY. AND HAVE VISITED SO MUCH EVIL ON HIM!!

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Bringing this back bc tbh this is just me in general towards the Kings rn.

Me, thinking about the Kings' special teams tbh.

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So who gets the "C" after Kopi retires? I'm assuming Dewy, but tbh he's not much younger than Kopitar so idk. I'd be inclined to say Danault tbh.

Also if you've been following me forever, you know I used to love posting about Lead Hands Lewy bc dude always scored when I complained. But imagine him playing for Utah.

Finally, I still hate the fucking fuck out of the PLD trade. I accidentally called him Pierre Luc-Dublah and you know what? I'm gonna stick with that one. I hate that trade so much. I've disliked that dude since his last shift in 'Lumbus tbh.

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So my favorite feel good activity is watching Steve Dangle after the L*afs lose to the Bruins. And now my mom is into it too lol, she's watched him after both wins. We don't watch the ones after they win, of course.

It's just funny bc she's always like "Did the yelling L*afs dude post yet?" There's literally no point to this story, now I'm just posting out of boredom tbh.

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The LA Kings are such a horrible and frustrating team to be a fan for. I recommend you not. Unless you like stress and crying.

Then go for it.

The entire team is playing like trash when they really shouldn't be. But also if you talk shit about my sons I will physically fight you.

And yes, I said sons. Pretty sure the only one older than me is Kopi lmao. Idk whether to laugh or cry. 🤣🤣

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I mean the Getty was nice. And the food was fire. By that I mean I basically set my money on fire bc each meal was like $80 bucks minimum.

But idk. I'm too uptight. NYC and Chicago are soooo much more my - ish lol.

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Okay also. While I'm actually on tumblr lol. I don't like LA. I'm sorry, I think West coast vibes just ain't me. I hated having to uber everywhere and I hate heat and excessive sunshine lmao.

The Crypt was hands down the nicest arena I've been in. Nicer than any Original Six one for sure. Well, okay I haven't been to TOR or MTL but it's nicer than all of the other ones FOR sure.

And I REALLY like going to games at the other four arenas. But yeah, Crypto.com (HATE THIS NAME STILL) is so nice.

However.

The fuck is up with y'all not putting names on your jerseys lol. I expected to buy a Kopi jersey. I was hoping for a Byfield or Kempe one too, and my bf wanted a Fiala one but like. Nothing. Just nameless, numberless, shapeless, formless. Go back to the shadows with that bullshit like wow, they really did not want my grand.

Which is actually fine bc I ended up having to spend it to uber to the fucking arena lmao.

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Okay so, yes, the Kings and Bruins are my two favorite teams in the playoffs rn.

But I need the Rangers to win Lord Stanley's chalice. I'll be in NYC in July for Pokémon Go stuff and like. Just being there right after a SC win would be so fucking dope. Also I just love Kreids okay. And Mika and Bread and...

Obviously I'm rooting for Jonny. Like imagine winning a Cup with the team you rooted for as a boy. Anyway, that's all really.

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O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave...

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what is it about the tinted visor + neck protector that goes all the way up + haunted eyes combo that has me so flustered over raccoon jesus

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I accidentally said "Pierre Luc Dublah" yesterday and now I can't unsay that honestly.

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So yesterday night was beautiful. Got to see the Kings demolish the Hawks, in real time, surrounded by drunk and upset fans. Zero fucking Chelsea Dagger. Shit was beautiful.

LA played like defensive robots in the third tho. Really boring hockey when you only play to protect a lead. Genuinely thought it wouldn't end up as a shutout.